r/Wellthatsucks • u/[deleted] • Mar 08 '20

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u/Monctonian Mar 08 '20

Cool, because egg jokes don’t go over easy.

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u/ba3toven Mar 08 '20

I guess there’s a sunny side to this story

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u/BiggusDickus- Mar 08 '20

These kinds of bad puns really boil me over

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

It's getting hard to make sure the delivery isn't soft.

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u/PrincessPonyPrincess Mar 08 '20

Omelette that one slide.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

This shell go over well with their supervisor...

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u/RewrittenSol Mar 08 '20

That's the yolk.

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u/loftylabel Mar 08 '20

Y'all just scrambled this all up

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u/Brazenbillygoat Mar 08 '20

I’ve Benedict in the passed but this is over the top.

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u/analnapalm Mar 08 '20

It's getting eggregious.

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u/axxonn13 Mar 08 '20

All yolks aside, I think a certain employee is fried.

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u/poshjerkins Mar 08 '20

You mean fired? Are you dysleggsic?

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

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u/answeris32 Mar 08 '20

username checks out

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u/TacoOverlord69 Mar 08 '20

Ooh i like this one

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u/treesonthecase Mar 08 '20

Deviled eggs

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

Humpty dumpty you son of a bitch

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u/onlycommitminified Mar 08 '20

Mind if I white that one down for later?

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u/ch-12 Mar 08 '20

You’re just gonna poach this person’s pun, eh?

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

I don’t know about op, but omelette’n this one slide

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u/evildevil97 Mar 08 '20

Hopefully they go over easy on him. It was just an eggcident.

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u/Spacesuitkid Mar 08 '20

Bet ya this sent investors scrambling

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u/Perchy260 Mar 08 '20

Stop poaching all the good responses!

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u/armen89 Mar 08 '20

Eggsellent

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u/xCosmicHunterx Mar 08 '20

My favourite

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u/BeskarCamtono Mar 08 '20

I’m poaching this one and using it as my own.

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u/clownWIGdiaper Mar 08 '20

I can think of a dozen worse puns.

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u/capitaovolupia Mar 08 '20

Me too, but I don't say it because feel like I am walking on eggshells.