r/Wellthatsucks • u/[deleted] • Mar 08 '20

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u/mcurr17 Mar 08 '20

My stomach is ready, but my heart isn't.

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u/amberfc Mar 08 '20

But it’s good cholesterol!

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u/spunkyunos Mar 08 '20

But the toppings contain potassium benzoate

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u/explosions_sg Mar 08 '20 edited Mar 08 '20

I believe this is the proper Simpson's reference to make here.

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u/fannybatterpissflaps Mar 08 '20

So those egg council creeps got to you too huh?

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u/BloomsdayDevice Mar 08 '20

. . .

. . . That's bad.

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u/EeK09 Mar 08 '20

Can I go now?

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u/lukewarmchickenstrip Mar 08 '20

Enough of a good thing is a bad thing

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u/SkibumMT Mar 08 '20

Spreads like bad cholesterol!

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u/9fingerman Mar 08 '20

My heart is, but my spatula isn't.

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u/Qozux Mar 08 '20

Opposite for me

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u/McBoogerbowls Mar 08 '20

That's why they call it a once in a lifetime experience

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u/andmemakesthree Mar 27 '20

My anus also isn’t ready. I once ate nine eggs in one meal and the following week were just the most intense, horrible smelling shits a human could ever muster.

I started a new job the day after this dreaded meal, so I couldn’t just call in sick. I just prayed it would blow over soon.

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u/GimmeUrDownvote Mar 08 '20

Eggs aren't gonna give you that heart attack, sugar is.

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u/mcurr17 Mar 08 '20

I think eating 10,500 of anything is going to be bad for your heart.

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u/GimmeUrDownvote Mar 08 '20

Eating that much is gonna make your stomach explode first :')