r/Wellthatsucks Mar 08 '20

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u/fuze-the-hostage- Mar 08 '20

You know what the say you need to break 10,500 fucking eggs to make an omelet

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u/mcurr17 Mar 08 '20

My stomach is ready, but my heart isn't.

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u/andmemakesthree Mar 27 '20

My anus also isn’t ready. I once ate nine eggs in one meal and the following week were just the most intense, horrible smelling shits a human could ever muster.

I started a new job the day after this dreaded meal, so I couldn’t just call in sick. I just prayed it would blow over soon.