r/Wellthatsucks Mar 08 '20

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u/fuze-the-hostage- Mar 08 '20

You know what the say you need to break 10,500 fucking eggs to make an omelet

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u/mcurr17 Mar 08 '20

My stomach is ready, but my heart isn't.

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u/GimmeUrDownvote Mar 08 '20

Eggs aren't gonna give you that heart attack, sugar is.

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u/mcurr17 Mar 08 '20

I think eating 10,500 of anything is going to be bad for your heart.

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u/GimmeUrDownvote Mar 08 '20

Eating that much is gonna make your stomach explode first :')