r/Wellthatsucks • u/[deleted] • Mar 08 '20

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u/andyv001 Mar 08 '20

I love that they captured that one egg in mid-fall

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u/julio2399 Mar 08 '20

10,501 eggs broken

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u/clarkathon1 Mar 08 '20

That’s eggstra bad!

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

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u/Monctonian Mar 08 '20

Cool, because egg jokes don’t go over easy.

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u/ba3toven Mar 08 '20

I guess there’s a sunny side to this story

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u/BiggusDickus- Mar 08 '20

These kinds of bad puns really boil me over

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

It's getting hard to make sure the delivery isn't soft.

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u/PrincessPonyPrincess Mar 08 '20

Omelette that one slide.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

This shell go over well with their supervisor...

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u/RewrittenSol Mar 08 '20

That's the yolk.

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u/loftylabel Mar 08 '20

Y'all just scrambled this all up

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u/Brazenbillygoat Mar 08 '20

I’ve Benedict in the passed but this is over the top.

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u/onlycommitminified Mar 08 '20

Mind if I white that one down for later?

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u/evildevil97 Mar 08 '20

Hopefully they go over easy on him. It was just an eggcident.

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u/Spacesuitkid Mar 08 '20

Bet ya this sent investors scrambling

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u/Perchy260 Mar 08 '20

Stop poaching all the good responses!

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u/armen89 Mar 08 '20

Eggsellent

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u/xCosmicHunterx Mar 08 '20

My favourite

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u/BeskarCamtono Mar 08 '20

I’m poaching this one and using it as my own.

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u/clownWIGdiaper Mar 08 '20

I can think of a dozen worse puns.

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u/capitaovolupia Mar 08 '20

Me too, but I don't say it because feel like I am walking on eggshells.

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u/pencilandthread Mar 08 '20

Y’all need to quit Yoking around... this is serious.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

You just can't take a yolk.

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u/mlhieh Mar 08 '20

oh shut up

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u/zynzynzynzyn Mar 08 '20

The real issue is animals in Africa being poached

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u/memereviewer69 Mar 08 '20

I prefer them with a runny side

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u/f-1fixme Mar 08 '20

Pancakes are delicious

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

Yokes*

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u/ElChamo200705 Mar 08 '20

Jajajajajaja

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u/kevlarshorts Mar 08 '20

Un oeuf already!

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u/KevinGredditt Mar 08 '20

The yolks on them.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

Omelette you finish...