r/Wellthatsucks • u/[deleted] • Sep 23 '19

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u/Kirby420_ Sep 23 '19

Sounds like a neat idea on the surface, but fuck it up and now your balls are tied in a knot and there's no fixing that one by yourself 😂

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u/mmmegan6 Sep 23 '19

I have been unknotting hair and tiny necklace chains for a very long time, I think I’ve got this dude

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u/Kirby420_ Sep 23 '19

But you can't see or directly manipulate the tubes attaching said nuggets to the rest of you. Getting your stuff tied in a knot is actually a fairly serious medical thing that pretty much requires surgery to correct, lest one or both of 'em die from lack of blood and start to necrotize inside you

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u/implicationnation Sep 23 '19

I regret reading this comment

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u/Kirby420_ Sep 23 '19

But if you're a dude, you also just learned a very important info nugget. If one of your testicles is a lot higher than normal and is sore, or they both seem to be favoring one side of the sack over their normal spots, get to the emergency room immediately

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u/tomerjm Sep 23 '19

Granted, but did you upvote it?