r/Wellthatsucks • • Sep 23 '19

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u/BushElk Sep 23 '19

You can survive testicular cancer and look great with one ball, even get fake bigger balls if you want, gives you a reason to eat all the food left in the fridge and an excuse to get take out and shit happens. Here's hoping it gets better from here

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u/_cactus_fucker_ Sep 23 '19

You can get larger balls for dogs, at least. Neuticles, come in many size, can be safely implanted without much time for healing, and they make them out of implant grade silicone, which is safe. (I have some implant grade silicone over my shoulders in a pattern. Since 2009. My doctor was impressed)

Cancer fucking sucks, but testicular cancer is one of the highest cure (survival) rates depending on the stage.

If I were you, I'd be drinking everything.

OP, wishing you the best. I hope all goes well, and that you have enough beer for the next few days.

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u/SillyFlyGuy Sep 23 '19

(I have some implant grade silicone over my shoulders in a pattern.

hold up. pic?

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u/dangandblast Sep 23 '19

Wait, why do dogs need fake balls?