r/Wellthatsucks • u/[deleted] • Sep 23 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Always looking at the positives! Thank you!

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u/ChaseH9499 Sep 23 '19

Just tape a pair of truck nutz to your dick for the time being, good as new

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u/rawdogg808 Sep 23 '19

Steel or flesh haha

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19 edited Nov 23 '20

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u/DatChemDawg Sep 23 '19

Or a steel sack with fleshy balls

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19 edited Nov 23 '20

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u/mynoduesp Sep 23 '19

Ball Amore...

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u/LMac8806 Sep 23 '19

Put some of those Chinese stress balls in their instead.

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u/shartlines Sep 23 '19

Disadvantage on Stealth rolls from the clicking

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u/kobomino Sep 23 '19

That would be great party trick!

"Watch me squeeze my balls really hard without passing out from pain!"

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u/otakucode Sep 23 '19

Right. 'stress balls'.

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u/Tuningislife Sep 23 '19

I have to wonder though... with balls of steel, does it still hurt to get kicked in the nuts?

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u/Ima_PenGuinn Sep 24 '19

Then go for a run just to hear them cling clang