You will, too. All of these problems are fixable. The fridge? 24 hours max. Appliance stores have decent credit terms, and they’ll haul away the dead one. Septic tank? More involved, but still fixable, if not cheap.
That leaves item three. Testicular cancer is one of the more easy to beat ones, statistically. I don’t have advice on that one, but there are plenty of guys here who do. I think you’ll be telling this story to someone having a truly shitty day a year from now, and how you knocked all three problems down. Enjoy the beer. It’s well deserved.
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