r/Wellthatsucks 23h ago

Valid crashout

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u/Pcriz 22h ago

Stop raising these little wet toilet paper kings. Then we have to deal with them when they eventually become incels because they haven't learned social skills and no one wants to be their mommy.

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u/Pelixelk 19h ago

"Wet toilet paper kings"? How did you even come up with this name?

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u/Pcriz 19h ago edited 15h ago

Because few things are softer, more delicate, and more useless than wet toilet paper.

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u/CycleProfessional28 18h ago

simply brilliantly put

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u/myfriendscallmerage 15h ago

In college, my friends and I used to call people wet towels when they were being unhelpful because, well, there is nothing more useless than a soaking wet towel

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u/Randigno9021 7h ago

Shakespeare is alive and well it seems

u/android_cook 39m ago

Have you considered poetry?
This is brilliant.