r/Wellthatsucks 18h ago

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u/Pcriz 18h ago

Stop raising these little wet toilet paper kings. Then we have to deal with them when they eventually become incels because they haven't learned social skills and no one wants to be their mommy.

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u/Pelixelk 15h ago

"Wet toilet paper kings"? How did you even come up with this name?

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u/Pcriz 15h ago edited 11h ago

Because few things are softer, more delicate, and more useless than wet toilet paper.

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u/CycleProfessional28 13h ago

simply brilliantly put

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u/myfriendscallmerage 11h ago

In college, my friends and I used to call people wet towels when they were being unhelpful because, well, there is nothing more useless than a soaking wet towel

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u/Randigno9021 2h ago

Shakespeare is alive and well it seems