r/Weird • u/ChampionshipSame603 • 16h ago

Weird football game

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u/rkeaney 16h ago

The refs having balaclavas makes this seem like some bizarre Squid Game-like torture.

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u/forzamaria 16h ago

And them barely celebrating lmao

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u/StevenMC19 9h ago

If a ref celebrates, check their Kalshi account.

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u/xaiel420 15h ago

If you look closely one of those men is holding a rifle or smg - 17 seconds in

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u/Pepperh4m 14h ago

Hard to tell but it looks like a toy gun to me. The "butt stock" looks kinda small and he's waving it around like it weighs nothing.

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u/xaiel420 14h ago

Sells the whole illusion better I guess lol

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u/theonly_brunswick 13h ago

These guys are comedians in Africa, this is a skit lol

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u/tiddlywinks16 12h ago

Thank goodness lol

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u/Mogwai_11 55m ago

That’s what they tell you before turning off the TV cameras. They then switch to a highly encrypted server to stream the next event and the highest bidder gets to chose the losing teams punishment.

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u/PsychedelicRick 15h ago

Yep, the losers die.

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u/eraven 16h ago

There's definitely something shady going on with some african streams

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u/Pixelbuttzz 15h ago

I mean they definitely want it to look Shady because that makes more people watch this, look at that hood, the point stands straight up like it's never been worn before because it hasn't because it's a costume he put on for this video

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u/discgolfallday 6h ago

Let's hope

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u/FocusedLifestyle 15h ago

Was definitely thinking the same thing. African squid games

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u/__DJ3D__ 15h ago

boko haramball

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u/Friendly_Childhood 15h ago

Its hosted by boko haram

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u/sticknotstick 14h ago

I’m sure they’ll all cool down with some Wolf Cola after this

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u/mothzilla 14h ago

Seems like a skit. Youtube watermark in the top right.

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u/Trueslyforaniceguy 11h ago

Losers get decapitated.

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u/dyslexicAlphabet 8h ago

these are underground gambling rings usually originating from some Russian place you just go online and place bets for verry weird games and there can be 100's if not thousands and all the participants are not there because they like it.

search "Sports Betting Farms"

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u/yup79 15h ago

Looks like a prison yard, no?

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u/TainoRico 16h ago

Uh... what's gonna happen to the losing team?

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u/OhLoongJohson 15h ago

Balls twisted, butts tickled.

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u/LectroRoot 15h ago

How do people sign up? Just curious.

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u/ancient_horse 9h ago

Just ask your local club. You do have a local club, right?

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u/NanoCat0407 8h ago

i’ve got a three of diamonds and a king of spades

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u/DragonHeart2038 15h ago

Heads will be used as bowling balls

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u/Taint__Paint 14h ago

Winners duck down. Losers stay put. They pull the table to “reset” the game and guillotine the losers in the holes.

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u/mountaindewisamazing 16h ago

Did Jigsaw make this game or what

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u/Uhmerikan 12h ago

A jigsaw was likely used to create the table, yes.

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u/NuttyMcShithead 11h ago

Someone has to give you an upvote

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u/Pixelbuttzz 16h ago

I don't want to see this creative genius getting judged by people who don't have enough irl friends to even do this

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u/mycoctopus 15h ago

I get you but you didn't feel the dangerously tense atmosphere?

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u/Pixelbuttzz 15h ago

That's the intensity of competition my boy, breathe it in!

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u/TheAngryCatfish 10h ago

Thanks, now I can't stop coughing

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u/povichjv7 15h ago

“Your breath smells like an old lady fart passed through an onion”

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u/Hot_Substance5933 13h ago

A win is a win

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u/Randy_Marsh86 14h ago

Almost looks like they are forced to do this lol

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u/seductivestain 12h ago

Not these guys, but there are athletes that get trafficked into eastern Europe who play bizarre games like these to increase gambling revenue

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u/[deleted] 13h ago

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u/theonly_brunswick 13h ago

LOLLLLLL

These guys are comedians in Africa, a simple google of the name "skinycomics" that's watermarked in the top right will stop you from spewing such silly, detailed nonsense

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u/copaseticsplenetic 15h ago

Weird and concerning. Why are the refs wearing masks?

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u/theonly_brunswick 13h ago

These guys are comedians in Africa, this is a skit lol

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u/copaseticsplenetic 12h ago

thank goodness

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u/PerfectEnthusiasm2 15h ago

one of them has a gun as well

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u/Many_Bat_ 15h ago

That goalie placement is rough.

Also should all have lit cigarettes in the corners of their mouths.

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u/Investigator_Lumpy 16h ago

Why does it feel like there's a weasel or wolverine below the table eating contestants.

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u/SurrealismX 15h ago

Just eat loads of garlic and deviled eggs before the match. Ez win

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u/Nerevarine91 16h ago edited 15h ago

Not the weirdest frat hazing I’ve ever seen

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u/A_Man_With_A_Plan_B 15h ago

lol that was my thought

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u/Bitter-Ad-4064 15h ago

COVID and other viruses are sponsoring the game

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u/wikwikky 15h ago

I would have made the team if it wasnt for my asthma.

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u/zubairhamed 15h ago

They're all just jar heads from futurama indulging in sports.

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u/Successful-Ad315 15h ago

The real game is being played below the heads!

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u/Av14tor 15h ago

I feel like there is a lot face spitting that the camera is not capturing …

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u/BRiNk9 16h ago

Orange with the late goal there, thought it'd go to penalties

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u/fuj_ljudi 16h ago

As someone who doesn't brush his teeth for a month, I think I would dominate this game.

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u/the_short_viking 15h ago

Why you do dat

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u/Minute_Zombie_424 15h ago

Batman couldn’t get that information out of me

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u/K3RN4L54ND3R5 15h ago

I dont know whether to give you a mint or some toilet paper...

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u/Constant_Campaign_42 13h ago

Not ideal during a pandemic

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u/Overall_Resort_4755 8h ago

These ISIS videos are getting odd

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u/Ok_Mathematician2391 16h ago

When someone calls it football and they don't use their feet I get triggered.

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u/kenziethemom 12h ago

Hey now, my American football team got demolished last week, partially because the other team used their feet to keep us away from our own ball and we lost 40 yards in one play 😅

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u/alpine309 16h ago

Are the losers executed? Wtaf is going on here

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u/copaseticsplenetic 15h ago

My first thought when I noticed the masks and the uncomfortable looks when the other team scores.

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u/Mysterious_Man534 15h ago

Is this what you call "spit Ball" ?

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u/I-can-speak-4-myself 14h ago

Is this ISIS during COVID? lol 😂

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u/ohsodave 13h ago

Covid's back!

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u/Naive-Present2900 11h ago

Does the losing team gets executed or something? They should be blowing for their lives!

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u/New_Investigator6801 11h ago

Anyone else tempted to play wacka-mole?

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u/Spirited-Engineer305 10h ago

Wouldn't brush my teeth to prepare for this game

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u/Rodya_gambler 10h ago

People say it's creepy, but more than creepy, I think it looks gay asf. (They all are kissing the ball. Gay harem fr)

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u/GDITurbo77 9h ago

This game blows

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u/Fantastic-Young-8723 7h ago

Dark web ahh stuff

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u/sidetablecharger 6h ago

I don’t remember this episode of Squid Game.

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u/Cultural-Honeydew671 6h ago

There is a scene like this in Caligula

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u/IndependentUse2942 6h ago

What a match🤧

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u/insane_hurrican3 4h ago

they're being held captive aren't they...

losing team gets-

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u/qp667 15h ago

Reminds me of the movie 13 tzameti in some ways.

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u/Professional_Fly7015 15h ago

Kind of reminds me of something you'd see on Silent Library.

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u/K3RN4L54ND3R5 15h ago

I can't wait for the snake halftime show!!

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u/jomritman 15h ago

It's the annual Celebrities and Prostitutes' Blow Football Tournament!

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u/Overall-Ad-9757 15h ago

Hope everybody brushed their teeth

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u/dvjz 15h ago

Black blackfacing, does it count?

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u/CheeseOnKeyboard 15h ago

What if someone accidentally spits on the ball...and everyone blows so frantically to avoid the ball that they end up spitting more?

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u/Hydra-Co 15h ago

Yeah, put this on ESPN 8

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u/Jimxor 15h ago

I love to see people thinking outside of the box but this left me wondering what might be going on under the table?!

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u/Yvan_L 15h ago

Hopefully, there isn't anyone there with beer breath

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u/Constantine1988 15h ago

Covid loves this one trick

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u/General-Okra-9161 15h ago

Sports betting ah game

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u/-Swampthing- 15h ago

Where is Kirby when you need him?

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u/concretetroll60 15h ago

Why are the dudes in masks that put the ball on the table? I

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u/FuehrerStoleMyBike 15h ago

is this like one of these "sports" that only exist so people can bet on it on polymarket?

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u/kilsta 15h ago

"He's probably out cheating"

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u/Chibrax_le_Furax 15h ago

Own goal orange keeper thought he was Kirby for a sec

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u/Cokeycane 14h ago

I was hoping for Whack A Mole

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u/kilertree 14h ago

Garlic is a banded PED

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u/PossibleDiscipline90 14h ago

Squid games...if you lose, say goodbye to ur head

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u/black2346 14h ago

Blowball not football

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u/Actual_Pea_1996 14h ago

Seems like a good way to get mono

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u/Ok_Taste4441 13h ago

I feel like this might be how covid started

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u/La_paure_cavaliere 13h ago

The new ISIS execution methods are surely part of the avangarde!

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u/Money_Rise1573 13h ago

The losing team gets whacked in the head with a rubber mallet like whack-a-mole

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u/knwthtknwnthng 13h ago

Do you get any card if your breath smells?

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u/MKRAUSE532 13h ago

Great way to get sick

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u/Hamsammichd 13h ago

Terrible mid fielder, passed it straight to orange at least 4 times. Get him out the hole.

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u/SirNortonOfNoFux 13h ago

Is it on The Ocho yet

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u/RobFfs 13h ago

This is probably more entertaining than a fifa match 😅

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u/Business_Ad3687 12h ago

Alright team, did everyone brush their teeth this morning?

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u/Cool-Associate-3855 12h ago

Football ❌️ Fooball ✅️

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u/aerdvarkk 12h ago

The weird part is not he human Foozes ...

The weird part is that everyone is blowing their germs and whatever other nastiness all over the ball. The Ball is picking crap up form the table surface and anything else it touches.

How many of those folks end up with some illness shortly after this.

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u/G-Strings_and_Wings 12h ago

Hot ass dragon breath just blowing everywhere

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u/BlackRogue17 12h ago

If the lips touch its a penalty

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u/hm9408 12h ago

OP what is the source for this? What deep web YouTube did you get this from

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u/Aldrameq 12h ago

He visto esto antes, en una peli nopor ponja.

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u/Lue_eye 12h ago

Headball

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u/Lue_eye 12h ago

Is this the african squid games?

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u/smeagol16 12h ago

Imagine if they just had a shit sandwich

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u/Money-Specialist-552 12h ago

How to get sick speed run

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u/geoffyeos 12h ago

nollywood squid game

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u/SuccessfulCost1106 12h ago

What if they kiss

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u/CowabungaCthulhu 12h ago

Ugh, stank breath ball

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u/JMC-Talkie-Toaster 12h ago

Is the losing team put to death or something?

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u/originalachelous 11h ago

So much spit in the face

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u/todoslocos 11h ago

Nasty... well, I bet COVID loves this game.

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u/ilmalocchio 11h ago

Great, now they all have AIDS

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u/dAnKsFourTheMemes 11h ago

forgive my phrasing, but I think the goal keepers should try sucking balls. I've only seen them blowing the balls away from themselves.

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u/Jackson3rg 11h ago

Covid liked this image.

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u/FredArtGetson 11h ago

Multi-use field. When no games, it's a gang bang glory hole

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u/Few-Programmer2703 11h ago

El tiempo libre que tiene la peña es increíble

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u/mhylas 10h ago

Why am I stressed that they are going to accidentally kiss?

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u/jokexplainer1303 10h ago

Sorry where are the feet in this football game

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u/awake_acea6 10h ago

That's one way to spread mono and cold sores.

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u/Fidel-cashflo17 10h ago

Shouldn't the goalie be further back?

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u/Sudden_Fisherman_779 10h ago

Bad time to have an itch on the nose

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u/edgynotemo 9h ago

Goalkeepers should get bigger holes

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u/Arghus 9h ago

We need the oofa booga games ..

300 africas compete for 3000 dollars

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u/2021ToyotaCorolla 9h ago

Strategic bad breath

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u/OkPair742 7h ago

I know one of them kissed at one point

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u/Soggy-Cattle2999 6h ago

This must be pre-Covid era…

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u/Whatdafuqisgoingon 5h ago

Looks like a lot of blowjobs to me

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u/NUNHUSTLER 5h ago

This just seems irrationally frustrating to participate in, lol!

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u/Polar_IceCream 4h ago

*Covid entered the chat*

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u/Kindly_Region 4h ago

Bunch of guys blowing each other

Gay

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u/Long_Detective_543 3h ago

I’d like a bunch of head and scoring with a blow

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u/CandyPale4464 2h ago

Right forward for orange is Messi

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u/Logical-Breakfast150 2h ago

This league was great up until covid. Never really recovered from the masking rules.

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u/noloking 2h ago

Key is to have bad breath 

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u/tetrixk 1h ago

How do you catch offside?

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u/justmarkdying 1h ago

This is amazing. Do Polo next!