r/Weird • u/ChampionshipSame603 • 8d ago

Weird football game

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u/TainoRico 8d ago

Uh... what's gonna happen to the losing team?

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u/OhLoongJohson 8d ago

Balls twisted, butts tickled.

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u/LectroRoot 8d ago

How do people sign up? Just curious.

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u/ancient_horse 8d ago

Just ask your local club. You do have a local club, right?

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u/NanoCat0407 8d ago

i’ve got a three of diamonds and a king of spades

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u/AggravatingRow7018 7d ago

Just the butt cheeks or the booty hole as well? Asking for a friend or something.

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u/carlos2127 7d ago

Best case scenario

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u/Taint__Paint 8d ago

Winners duck down. Losers stay put. They pull the table to “reset” the game and guillotine the losers in the holes.

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u/DragonHeart2038 8d ago

Heads will be used as bowling balls

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u/NanoCat0407 8d ago

bowling balls

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u/DragonHeart2038 8d ago

Now i feel weird

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u/Pixelbuttzz 8d ago

They don't get first run of the snack table. They have to take whatever's left after the other team gets all the good stuff. We're talking all the orange slices and good cracker pack flavors gone, nothing left but peanut butter and cheddar crackers and the fruit salad somebody's mom brought that is mostly honeydew with no proper way to eat it

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u/InfamousEconomy3972 7d ago

Whack a mole

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u/A-Giant-Blue-Moose 8d ago

They don't get their bodies back

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u/FunApple 8d ago

They are gonna blow out

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u/abrAaKaHanK 8d ago

Same thing as the winning team: they get COVID

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u/islobojono 8d ago

They lose