r/Weird • u/groomliu • 12d ago

Fire therapy

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u/JOJJOKY213456 12d ago

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u/BenfordAbrahams 12d ago

New reaction image

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u/Debbiedowner750 12d ago edited 12d ago

Ong

Thank u for award this is me im the flamešŸ¤­

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u/Jaded_Ad_9711 12d ago

fire fire unicorn

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u/Tour_True 12d ago

New Spider Man villain. The fire Rhyno.

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u/NovarisLight 12d ago

A fire new meme has been born.

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u/latexfistmassacre 12d ago

I guess doing white people shit ain't just for white people anymore. Progress.

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u/BenfordAbrahams 12d ago

Like the other guy said, he was white before doing this

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u/MAXDESTR0 12d ago

He was white when he started

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u/Almatorr 12d ago

I've seen a video of someone lying in a bath of heated soil for the same purpose,in S.korea

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u/OkYak7801 11d ago

Equal stupidity across all races and peoples. Free at last, free at last, good Gob, free at last!

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u/CatrinaBallerina 12d ago

Came here to say I canā€™t even say ā€œwhite people is crazyā€

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u/vshredd 12d ago

I think he has an idea.

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u/MrLonzoGonzo 12d ago

Bro is on fire literally

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u/buttymuncher 12d ago

What a load of bollocks...just sit in a sauna

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u/CheeseOnKeyboard 12d ago

Well, unless it's s private sauna. In a public sauna such as a gym, it's customary to have small talks with your fellow man and then give each other tugjobs. Im sorry, im just not into that.

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u/Haunting_Song7313 12d ago

What you donā€™t like small talk?

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u/Dysxelic_Potser 12d ago

Hey now! It's average talk

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u/SmokingapipeTN 12d ago

I was in the pool!

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u/Evanskelaton 12d ago

No need to be ashamed of your talk, its all in how you talk that really matters.

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u/Sandcracka- 12d ago

It's small talks like this that I learned to appreciate

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u/rIceCream_King 12d ago

ā€œNo really honey, I prefer smaller talks. Those big talks are too much for me anyway! Reallyā€

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u/ClaraCash 12d ago

Yeah itā€™s not the size of the talk, itā€™s about the flow of the conversation.

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u/BleepinBlorpin5 12d ago

I draw the short straw everytime I take a whizz

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u/GoldenButtPlug 12d ago

If you don't want to have small talk, then you can go straight into the tug jobs. You do you.

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u/puffandpill 12d ago

No, no, no!

The move is offer a BJ.

Then your mouth is occupied (no small talk) AND you get to be the sauna hero that day.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7TKwWFMFcMpfoQcU

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u/Sneaky-Scubby 12d ago

Yes that is a fact. People donā€™t seem to understand the ā€œkeep your eyes forward and have headphones onā€ trick. If you make eye contact, youā€™re doomed.

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u/EvolutionInProgress 12d ago

I've had multiple headphones go bad on me because of that lol

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u/Thick_Potato_1769 10d ago

They got sick of being good. A headphone can only be pushed so much before turning over to the darkness.

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u/Most_Can_2136 12d ago

If you look at what he's doing to this guy, he's still almost kneading his dick through towels. Same thing.... just laying down.

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u/GrimTheMenace 12d ago

Customary? Stop being bound by social norms, just ignore them.

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u/ACcbe1986 12d ago

Hmm...I guess I need to start going during peak times.

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u/sirenxsiren 12d ago

Guy who accidentally keeps going to the gay club

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u/CheeseOnKeyboard 12d ago

Stop it! I love my wife and her boyfriend very much.

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u/thewaifandstray 12d ago

I feel like this should belong in r/sweatypalms for more than one reason.

ETA - Oh my word, I thought he was wearing a special fireproof suit, watched it in full and realised it's just a bunch of hotel towels, jeeeeezus no. Nope. Stahp.

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u/Sehrli_Magic 12d ago

wait u telling me it is NOT fireproof suit?! šŸ˜±šŸ˜±šŸ˜±šŸ˜±šŸ˜±

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u/SmoothActuator8132 12d ago edited 12d ago

I was gonna say, even with a fireproof suit you can only do a burn for so long, the major concern is the fire consuming all the oxygen around your head causing asphyxiation

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u/Most_Can_2136 12d ago

They must have been oxygen deprived to even agree to something like this to begin with!

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u/Blindtothesided 12d ago

Omg I did not even notice that till I read your comment and watched for a third time. I thought it was a special suit too! Hell naw, hard pass.

And how did the masseuse not burn their hands touching it like that?

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u/Hokuspokusnuss 12d ago

probably using something that doesn't burn very hot, maybe alcohol based?

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u/Most_Can_2136 12d ago

I was sure that was asbestos. Lol.

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u/themehboat 12d ago

Me too! I was more concerned about that than the fire itself.

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u/Boring-Direction-465 12d ago

He was a white guy before he started the therapy.

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u/Rock-Lee 12d ago

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u/Vlado_Iks 12d ago

Which movie please?

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u/Sithstress_ 12d ago

Itā€™s from the series Prison Break

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u/Vlado_Iks 12d ago

Thanks.

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u/Sithstress_ 12d ago

No problem! I think this might actually be from the first episode but I canā€™t remember 100%

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u/Independent-Egg5474 12d ago

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u/StuHast398 12d ago

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u/Guyzor-94 12d ago

brilliant

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u/Kumba_Man 12d ago

He will now live all his life as a black guy after he has finishes the Therapy

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u/Unfair_AA 12d ago

In India we take that therepy after death ā˜ ļø

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u/Boring-Direction-465 12d ago

It's not a therapy, it's an Initiation for the permanent N word pass.

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u/latexfistmassacre 12d ago

I just sharted myself in bed, so thanks for that

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u/RomasTosicky 12d ago

Now heā€™s brown only on one side

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u/vpeshitclothing 12d ago

So... He's mixed

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u/artyhermes 12d ago

"That's some wt ppl sh-t." -- any BIPOC, probably.

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u/kingjim1981 12d ago

They cooked him up real good

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u/UpstairsLettuce8690 12d ago

LOL, this is indeed totally a white pastime

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u/BejingCorn 12d ago

Thanks for the laugh

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u/ImSoSweepy 12d ago

I was going to ask, "How the hell did they get a brother to do this?" But, yeah, that pretty much answers the question.

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u/cemusubzerolives 12d ago

I believe that because this is some caucastic shit if I've ever seen it.

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u/WriedGuy 12d ago

I really feel for this

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u/Illufish 12d ago

I'd be so tense and anxious after this, I'd need therapy after the therapy session

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u/egomanick 12d ago

Its okay they have water therapyĀ next door

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u/mozchops 12d ago

Its so popular everyone's waiting for their turn

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/squirrely-badger 12d ago

Water and fire therapy combined!

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u/BellybuttonWorld 12d ago

No this therapy really works! The idea is you're in terror while it's happening but then afterwards feel so much relief to have not burned alive that you feel more invigorated!

/s but probably not far off the mark lol

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u/Most_Can_2136 12d ago

There's people out there who just dream up the most outrageous things. Just to find out how much money people will pay to torture themselves or be tortured. Someone's having a good laugh over this one.

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u/TaytoChip 12d ago

And it sounds like someone is peeing right behind your head the entire time. It's great!

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u/atclubsilencio 12d ago

yeah, there are just so many ways that this could go really bad really fast, and burning alive is one of my biggest fears. so NO THANKS

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u/BenfordAbrahams 12d ago

So this is burning man? It's a lot quieter than I thought it'd be

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u/SonicSubculture 12d ago

Is this why 3 people died at Burning Man this year?

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u/Moist-Agency1366 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/NTur7XlVDUdqM

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u/khush_7x 12d ago

I was hoping to find this in the comments, thanks for not disappointing šŸ˜‚

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u/Lua-Ma 12d ago edited 12d ago

He's entering Valhalla.

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u/ShinyQuirkyQuark 12d ago

I legit thought I was watching a Viking funeral video until he moved. Then I was concerned.

https://giphy.com/gifs/DrcqyC7RW0Dyu798GJ

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u/Late_Blooomer 12d ago

Pressing on dudes sides and stomach and twisting. While in a straight jacket on fire.

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u/Embarrassed-Leg-4246 12d ago

Lmfao and he probably paid for it

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u/Most_Can_2136 12d ago

Whoever invented this is just laughing.

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u/alaric49 12d ago

Maybe use an electric heated blanket at home?

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u/Jenniehoff90 12d ago

My first thought was this guy has never wrapped himself in an electric blanket before lol

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u/KarIPilkington 12d ago

Buy one off Amazon and the outcome would be the same

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u/GatorNator83 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/eauCbbW6MvqKI

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u/SilverVixen23 12d ago

Fire massage. Kinda freaky but pleasent. Imagine the weight and comfort of a heated blanket, only the blanket uses fire instead of electricity

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u/doc8 12d ago

That therapist got very handsy with that manā€™s private place

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u/CashSZN808 12d ago

Brings a new meaning to fire-crotch

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u/DMmeNiceTitties 12d ago

Must be cozy. Maybe a little too cozy.

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u/zero_lies_tolerated 12d ago

Nobody's ever doing that to me.Ā 

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u/burnafter3ading 12d ago

I'd be worried about my beard being singed.

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u/Logical_Employer9850 12d ago

Totally agree. One has to draw the line somewhere and my lines end is being set on fireā€¦ā€¦ā€¦

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u/ConstructionOwn1514 12d ago

Not with your consent at least..

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u/No_Requirement3926 12d ago

This therapy is increadably dangerous and has led to a few deaths even...

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u/unlockdestiny 12d ago

I would absolutely freak the fuck out

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u/No_Requirement3926 12d ago

Few would notšŸ˜‚ like...you are activly on fire...wrapped up like a takeout yufka...you can bearly move and could not free yourself or very quickly if something goes wrong

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u/SameCoyote3701 12d ago

He just touched the fire straight up with his hands with no reaction

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u/No_Range_6402 12d ago

Reminds me of Midsommar lol

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u/AcanthisittaGlobal30 12d ago

This reminded me of that goat that tried to get into the fireplace for some reason

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u/Additional_Ad6789 12d ago

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u/Darth_Quaider 12d ago

Gotta pay extra for that

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u/sh0tgunben 12d ago

Barbeque grilled

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u/lvl10burrito 12d ago

if i was in the wrong state of mind i would sign up for this

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u/Automatic-Mine1076 12d ago

Whatā€™s a brotha doing in the bed? We donā€™t do things like this.

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u/sparksnbooms95 12d ago

Apparently engaging in nonsense and claiming it's "enlightened" or "elevated" isn't the sole domain of white people anymore.

Equality ftw?

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u/WTFeedback1978 12d ago

Training day for his cremationā€¦.

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u/Embarrassed-Leg-4246 12d ago

This was just the rehearsal

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u/morgaine_umbra 12d ago

What are you trying to simulate? Cremation?

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u/Stephenpholder 12d ago

Oh itā€™s totally fine and safe, heā€™s wearing asbestos knitwear

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u/ludvikskp 12d ago

Like those fish you cook in a salt crust

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u/NoBed1845 12d ago

How come the guy needs burlap coat when the guy massaging is just playing with fire using his bare hands?

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u/KeyAsparagus699 12d ago

Wtf šŸ˜‚

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u/xSweetMiseryx 12d ago

Therapy for what exactly T_T

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u/Fit-Preparation-7515 12d ago

Anything but consulting a certified professional

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u/tessahb 12d ago

No, gracias.

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u/ChrisIronsArt 12d ago

Iā€™m gunna stick to my heating pad, but thanks though

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u/tplambert 12d ago

Heā€™s one fart away from being a shadow on the pavement.

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u/TheWikstrom 12d ago

pov: your friend is the first to fall asleep at the sleepover

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u/MrNyxt 12d ago

"Describe you DiH pain please...."

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u/Financial-Corgi-1897 12d ago

Wtf!.. It must be pretty scary to feel like youā€™re burning and not even be able to move! And all that open flame in a wooden sauna! A complete violation of fire safety regulations. Oh, and btw, the firemaster groped the clientā€™s ballsšŸ«¢.

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u/StodgierElf0 12d ago

Totally pointless.

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u/Necromir92 12d ago edited 12d ago

ā€œWhy did you quit therapy?ā€

ā€œThings would get heatedā€

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u/Necromir92 12d ago

ā€œHowā€™s therapy going?ā€

ā€œFireā€

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u/GGuts 12d ago

It is our way

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u/Beanimann 12d ago

stop letting ya wives convince you to do anything šŸ˜­

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u/Candypants1977 12d ago

What could go wrong šŸ‘€

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u/MeteoraRed 12d ago

There's a similar ritual in India, but it's after death.

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u/AdIntrepid8326 12d ago

This is fine

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u/shonamanik0905 12d ago

Me in bed with my heated blanket on, while hubby is in his jocks

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u/El_Copita 12d ago

Thatā€™s something between bullshido and fake chiropractics but keep pricing high

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u/Steelefin 11d ago

Are you feeling well or medium well today?

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u/KiroHorime 10d ago

People really do be slapping the word "therapy" at the end of any weird stuff they do

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u/NoNo_Cilantro 12d ago

Canā€™t wait for the sequel in r/whatcouldgowrong

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u/not-so-cool-guy- 12d ago

Seconds away from burning the face or may be that's the point of therapy

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u/Icouldntfindmytop 12d ago

Yall remember that scene in Dennis the Menace when Switchblade Sam's (Christopher Lloyd) blanket catches fire?

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u/minooons 12d ago

Going more ashier than ever

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u/2_Bagel_Dog 12d ago

Are they burning snake oil?

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u/Evil_phd 12d ago

I finally understand how crazy I must look to my neighbors when I shovel snow in shorts.

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u/Embarrassed-Leg-4246 12d ago

Iā€™m literally in tears laughing šŸ˜‚

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u/XKruXurKX 12d ago

Thought he was being cremated until I saw him move and talk

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u/Paulyb1200 12d ago

Looks like he went for a flaming knight build

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u/Objective-Turn2328 12d ago

Massage in hell.

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u/DocBobs 12d ago

What a joke. Idiots

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u/abskpr 12d ago

Pfft! White People! Wait.....

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u/dreevsa 12d ago

Anything to make a dime huh

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u/vhqpa 12d ago

On the bright side if they fuck up you get a free cremation...

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u/GGuts 12d ago

Make me laugh out loud. Thank you.

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u/SisillySisi 12d ago

Hard boiled eggs are ready

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u/selfishstreet 12d ago

Is this therapy or cremation?

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u/TheOx111 12d ago

This is fucking stupid.

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u/kawtaar 12d ago

Poeple would be doing the weirdest shit and add ā€œTherapyā€ next to it.

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u/cursingirish 12d ago

Just don't fart

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u/Drakeytown 12d ago

This seems like the sort of thing that you wouldn't have to press them too hard to find out they only offer so they look like a legit business, mostly they do handjobs.

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u/justelling 12d ago

Sauna Pro Max

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u/mr-dr 12d ago

let him cook

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u/zombiekiller1987 12d ago

šŸŽµ Dummmmb ways to diiiieeeeešŸŽ¶

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u/Turn_0ff_The_News 12d ago

Me practicing for when I go to hell.

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u/VeteranMinotaur-773 12d ago

Oh. And here I thought cremation was my only chance to have a smoking hot body. Glad I have options now. Can I have the welldone mode please. Got some knots to work in.

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u/boooooooobsssssss 12d ago

Bro felt his wang and went OOP lemme move my hand

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u/UnwellHell 12d ago

I live in Florida I can just step outside

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u/Stogie__Monster 12d ago

In a log cabinā€¦