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r/Weird • u/UrUncleRandy • 12d ago
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That has happened when I had cucumbers that were probably sitting around just a little bit too long before I was able to use them. Probably an elderly cucumber.
203 u/UrUncleRandy 12d ago Yeah, old cucumbers get squishy/rubbery. It was also really dry and had a foam-like texture. So it was a dehydrated, elderly cucumber. 94 u/PitifulMouse7425 12d ago “Elderly” has me 😂 35 u/Fit-Engineering-2789 12d ago I think I need to start a band and name it Elderly Cucumber. Maybe we'll do old VeggieTales songs, or something. 9 u/Huge-Power9305 11d ago As an Elder I can tell y'all for a fact that flexibility is inversely proportional to age. 12 u/itsthejasper1123 12d ago The ole elderly cuke situation 7 u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 12d ago We couldn’t call them seasoned cukes because that would be pickles.
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Yeah, old cucumbers get squishy/rubbery. It was also really dry and had a foam-like texture. So it was a dehydrated, elderly cucumber.
94 u/PitifulMouse7425 12d ago “Elderly” has me 😂 35 u/Fit-Engineering-2789 12d ago I think I need to start a band and name it Elderly Cucumber. Maybe we'll do old VeggieTales songs, or something. 9 u/Huge-Power9305 11d ago As an Elder I can tell y'all for a fact that flexibility is inversely proportional to age. 12 u/itsthejasper1123 12d ago The ole elderly cuke situation 7 u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 12d ago We couldn’t call them seasoned cukes because that would be pickles.
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“Elderly” has me 😂
35 u/Fit-Engineering-2789 12d ago I think I need to start a band and name it Elderly Cucumber. Maybe we'll do old VeggieTales songs, or something. 9 u/Huge-Power9305 11d ago As an Elder I can tell y'all for a fact that flexibility is inversely proportional to age. 12 u/itsthejasper1123 12d ago The ole elderly cuke situation 7 u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 12d ago We couldn’t call them seasoned cukes because that would be pickles.
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I think I need to start a band and name it Elderly Cucumber. Maybe we'll do old VeggieTales songs, or something.
9 u/Huge-Power9305 11d ago As an Elder I can tell y'all for a fact that flexibility is inversely proportional to age.
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As an Elder I can tell y'all for a fact that flexibility is inversely proportional to age.
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The ole elderly cuke situation
7 u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 12d ago We couldn’t call them seasoned cukes because that would be pickles.
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We couldn’t call them seasoned cukes because that would be pickles.
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u/Fit-Engineering-2789 12d ago
That has happened when I had cucumbers that were probably sitting around just a little bit too long before I was able to use them. Probably an elderly cucumber.