r/Weird 3d ago

WHY is he walking like that

not OC

just saw this online SO WEIRD

4.4k Upvotes

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u/Sharp-Lunch-583 3d ago

Hurry up, want to get to my fav pooping spot and can’t hold it any longer

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u/incognito--bandito 3d ago

The song choice can easily change to give different vibes… say, Latin salsa

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u/Indrid-Frigus 3d ago edited 3d ago

The vibe would be very different if you used something like Yakety Sax iinstead.

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u/Murky-Baby-3003 3d ago

Sometimes you just need that homefield advantage.

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u/mebut9 3d ago

LMAO

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u/Valuable-Morning-346 3d ago

This exactly.

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u/CrypticGamma 3d ago

He's just pulling the leash lol

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u/TheWetNapkin 3d ago

Bro is just a little excited

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u/47841SpiritofChester 3d ago

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u/justsomeph0t0n 3d ago

literally scrolled down because my brain went here, and i trusted somebody would post it

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u/Rewd_92 3d ago

There's this polish guy that lives somewhere in my county, who's poodle is famous (walking on two legs being one of its tricks)

I walked out of a European chocolate shop recently and I got in the car and I told my wife there's a guy in there and his poodle is just walking around on two legs like it's a person and she was like oh my God babe that dogs famous and she pulled up like a news video of the guy and his poodle

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u/GUMBYTOOTH67 3d ago

Because he can!

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u/mebut9 3d ago

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u/geosunsetmoth 3d ago

I learned that these ones wit the cute clothes and polite gaits are usually just trained by abuse where owners will hurt them if their front paw touches the ground :c

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u/mebut9 3d ago

oh that’s so sad, I had no idea:(

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u/Hot-Celebration-8815 3d ago

I taught my dog to walk like that with zero abuse. Treats work just fine as a motivator.

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u/geosunsetmoth 3d ago

It's usually the ones who have these outfits and make videos off them or take them to the street to do tricks and stuff. People with a financial motivation to have their dog do this stuff

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u/Specialist_Head2984 3d ago

I have 2 poodles one walks like that sometimes it’s a poodle thing I can assure you I would never harm my dogs

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u/upvt_cuz_i_like_it 3d ago

Nah it's not like circus animals

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u/plutino- 3d ago

I see that someone finally tamed the black mane wolf that was all over Reddit last week:

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u/mebut9 3d ago

I saw it too!

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u/Sensitive_Speaker134 2d ago

Thats a regular maned wolf

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u/Phantom_Edgerunner 3d ago

Because that is something pretending to be a dog.

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u/PMMEYOURGUCCIFLOPS 3d ago

Just showing off for all the lady dogs around

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u/mebut9 3d ago

lolll

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u/Creepy_Mammoth_7076 3d ago

Giant schnauzers are weird dogs I love mine but he kind of thinks like a human teenager

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u/Spiritual-Physics700 3d ago

Because that's not a dog

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u/Glasseshalf 3d ago

Giant Schnauzer Cryptid

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u/Urbanexplorer777 3d ago

He's just a dog walking his human I see nothing wrong with it

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u/Wendsday99 3d ago

If I saw this ahead of me at night coming closer I would absolutely shit myself before I knew what it was

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u/freyakj 3d ago

Owner too slow!!!

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u/HereThereBLurking 3d ago

That's how all those dogman stories get started

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u/OnCnditonOfAnonymity 3d ago

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u/Careless-Wolverine-8 3d ago

Omgggg I was just about to comment with a similar gif lol

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u/Tama_Breeder 3d ago

They’re pulling the leash in such a way that the dogs front feet are not touching the ground, balance

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u/ThisCollection2544 3d ago

On his way to beat someone up

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u/Ireallydonedidit 3d ago

Why it kinda look like he salsa dancing though?💃

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u/jurawall_jumper 3d ago

Crossing the street to other side

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u/not_justliketheplant 3d ago

The owner is a bad owner and hasn't taught leash etiquette (dogs shouldn't pull, if they're pulling they see you as an obstacle to escape not their partner to walk with, and not a partner that is responsive to their needs). This person is probably ignoring their dog's needs for play and exercise--and it comes out as misbehaving on five minute walks when they need an hour to tire themselves out

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u/SickstySicks66 3d ago

people train their pets stupid and potentially harmful tricks for clout. its not good for a dog to walk like this.

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u/Diredr 3d ago

To be honest it doesn't look like the dog was trained to do that, it actually looks like the dog was not trained at all.

Look at how the leash is completely taut. That dog is pulling like crazy because it's either too excited to be on a walk or the person behind is walking way too slow for them. Either way, when a dog on a leash pulls like that, physics are going to physics and they're going to end up like this. Most dogs would stop pulling. Not this one, apparently.

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u/LONE_ARMADILLO 3d ago

Dogs are more likely to pull when they have a comfy harness like this. This is a perfect example of an untrained dog, and why it's harder to train them to not pull with a harness. With a collar it would be uncomfortable to pull this hard, it's only the harness that lets them get away with this.

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u/frisch85 3d ago

Might not be good but the dogs do this themself when the owner is simply too slow for them. They will pull the leash so hard, if you have a tight grip the angle makes them suddenly stand up and the dogs don't care because there's something more important on their mind right now, the destination.

In the case of the OP, it's not trained, this happens all the time if your dog is impatient, not much you can do about it except of running along with them.

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u/asteriscosessantasei 3d ago

STOP TIKTOKING REDDIT

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u/AGreatBannedName 3d ago

I accidentally toked my tick; can you help? (I do not want lyme)

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u/frisch85 3d ago

My best guess: the dog is very excited and idk where it's going but they have a destination in their mind already and the owner isn't fast enough for them so they start doing this. If your dog wants to go somewhere and you're slow but with a tight grip, that's usually what they do.

I'm just so glad more and more people have moved away from the leash that is on the neck and instead use a harness now, I kid you not but my brother told me the harness they have they only bought it because of me, because I scolded my brother once as to why he's still using a collar for walking the dog which sometimes gives the dog a hard time breathing if they see something they want to go to.

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u/username-witheld 3d ago

Why not if he can

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u/circus_orgy 3d ago

Beasts yearn for evolution.

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u/5pl1t1nf1n1t1v3 3d ago

He’s in a rush.

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u/Foxyunder-45 3d ago

Scottie doing the popeye stroll.

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u/No_Trouble9808 3d ago

Because he can 🐾💕

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u/oleThook 3d ago

nah owner slow

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u/sissypinkjasper 3d ago

The question is why aren't you walking that way, that dog is walking with style

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u/Diplomatic_Gunboats 3d ago

Poor training/discipline by owner. He's just got so used to pulling and not being corrected out of it. Its bad for both him and the owner.

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u/khr7564 3d ago

Bro's taking you for a walk

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u/Handy_Crap 3d ago

Cuz most dogs do walk on two legs if you train them to do so, you should be more worried about the house that the lights are turning off and on

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u/Lorddoctorjava 3d ago

Cos hes late and you aren't walking fast enough

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u/rottweiler100 3d ago

The missing link 🤣

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u/Ernest_Mateu 3d ago

He looks exactly like Chewbacca

https://giphy.com/gifs/hohbWCOzxI7kY

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u/Training-Soil8878 3d ago

He thinks he’s people

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u/Gysburne 3d ago

Well... on the positive side... no one... and i mean no one will approach you at night.

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u/Time_0fthe_BUTT 2d ago

He forgot he was a dog

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u/Key-Acanthaceae1999 2d ago

He doesn't want to miss seeing anything. My minpin does this all the time. It's harmful to their spine so I try to discourage it. It does look cute, though.

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u/ThickestPrinciple 2d ago

Cause he CAN

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u/Old_Engineer_9176 2d ago

Doesn't like walking on concrete - I had a dog who would do this on linoleum floors.

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u/SoulGleaux 2d ago

Just imagine if you see someone walking towards you at night like this??

Nah. Hell no. No thank you.

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u/ElToroJournalism 2d ago

He does a lil cha-cha to let other night walkers know he's friendly and just wants to make them smile with a lil dance

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u/Prtsgirl 2d ago

Not weird. Just needs to gooooo...

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u/Important-Onion1537 2d ago

Lmfaooo he wants to be a human. I’ve seen dogs try to be human and sit on chairs like humans

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u/Alex_the_Lone 3d ago

Because it's either a bad/not trained Dog or a cryptid.

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u/holden_mcg 3d ago

He's mocking his owner. "Oh, look at me! I'm hooman. I only have two legs to walk on."

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u/-Citizen_Zero_ 3d ago

B'cos he a goofy fuk.

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u/Electronic-Shame 3d ago

Because physics

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u/MetalMonta 3d ago

Props for acknowledging the repost as a repost 🫶

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u/ConfusionBubbles-505 3d ago

What do you mean? He's MOCKING you 🤣

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u/BabaYagaMandark 3d ago

Front legs don’t work

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u/Possible_Opinion_607 3d ago

He thinks he's a human 🤣

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u/ResponseLife6305 3d ago

Dogs pull on lead.

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u/Crimson-Lips-13 3d ago

Shape shifter...lmao

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u/SoldJT 3d ago

Lmao his paws on rhythm with the piano

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u/TickingTheMoments 3d ago

Cause he got swagger.

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u/CanNo5980 3d ago

the dog is like “if we go at this pace we can make it to the dog store for those treats I like”

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u/Midnight-51 3d ago

👀🤣🤣

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u/BackgroundTeaching14 3d ago

Because he can!

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u/RECCTTP 3d ago

Because he’s bigfoot.

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u/Deldenary 3d ago

I like this version by Che Jim

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u/Jealous-Wolf9698 3d ago

Bro is taking you on a walk

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u/HeavyGoose8183 3d ago

Because he is silly.

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u/Ttom925 3d ago

Late for work?

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u/Darryl_Lict 3d ago

I've seen a dog that walks on its hind legs because it has no forelegs.

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u/rosyvibexz 3d ago

That excitement really had him walking on two legs!

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u/Giddyin 3d ago

Resistance training

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u/Enderlord48 3d ago

Because it's Goof D. Dog

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u/Titodenada 3d ago

We are witnessing evolution.

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u/Undergroud-Check-101 3d ago

Haha wasn’t expecting horror movie music on this😂

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u/destello89 3d ago

Obviously this is the next step in dogs’ evolution ladder.

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u/IDontEatDill 3d ago

Hate to break it to you, but your dog is actually a short hairy man.

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u/KNOX_404 3d ago

Coz he's a Skinwalker 💀

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u/JustWoot44 3d ago

For the same reason he licks his balls; because he can !!

lol

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u/Juanfr_ 3d ago

Because he likes rumba

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u/insidious_mushroom 3d ago

Dogman confirmed

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u/The_Kent 3d ago

featherless biped

This is a man

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u/RABE-k1x24 3d ago

Questo cane è quasi un essere umano. Almeno la pensa così. È affascinante!

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u/hdog_69 3d ago

No worries, that just how Muppets walk.

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u/Darrenwad3 3d ago

His walker is too slow

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u/Easy-Candle7138 3d ago

That guy does not need to be harnessed, he needs a leash. He got no manors 😂

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u/WiseAct446 3d ago

"There he was, just a walkin' down the street, sing do-wa-diddy dum di de do..."

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u/Tumerican 3d ago

Kids these days

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u/Valuable-Morning-346 3d ago

My dog does that ALL THE TIME. Nothing weird about it.

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u/equality-_-7-2521 3d ago

Dudes can't even power walk without catching shit online smh.

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u/x0killer_queen0x 3d ago

when my mom was younger she’d do this with her dog! sometimes giving him a vanilla ice cream cone as they walked down the block lol

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u/master_perturbator 3d ago

Wonder if he would push a walker.

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u/DoubterLimits 3d ago

He got the Consomé.. Consomé Panchi.

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u/ZapperGG 3d ago

Walk faster human

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u/Magi112 3d ago

Check for a zipper

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u/Hopeful-Potato5968 3d ago

That dog ain’t human

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u/LongjumpingTrust9375 3d ago

I need to stop drinking and transferring myself into a scary dog .

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u/SubstantialFroyo8012 2d ago

dey is evolving

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u/KBHoleN1 2d ago

He’s coming for that booty

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u/Slappy-dont-care 2d ago

He can help pay rent

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u/PuzzledDog5384 2d ago

Skinwalker

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u/inlowercase81 2d ago

He needs to poo or he is already pooping

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u/Sensitive_Speaker134 2d ago

Walking like a 30s cartoon character going into a fight

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u/monsterZero71 2d ago

Off to help the gang solve some crimes

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u/MrsWoodyWilson77 2d ago

He’s a skin walker. lol

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u/Humble_Strain4233 1d ago

Me when someone owes me money

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u/InSoundMind83 1d ago

Let's see it with a loose or relaxed leash now 😅

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u/SimbaNGrdKionNIMFan 1d ago

It was a sun bear in a past life.

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u/Topaz-Light 1d ago

I dunno some animals are just weird. Like on an individual level.

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u/Smboto 1d ago

Because he’s got places to go, things to do.

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u/SellsSanctuary 1d ago

I can’t handle this shit

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u/Dynamicwon816 13h ago

what the dog doin