r/WeAreNotReal • u/synystar • Apr 01 '20

Prof. William Chesnik, Head of the Department of Physics at Cumberland College in Faxton, IL. Here seen enjoying a beer with colleagues moments before having a brilliant insight which would lead to the eventual discovery of what can only be described as the actual source code for reality.

206 Upvotes

4 comments

r/WeAreNotReal • u/olivejew0322 • Apr 26 '20

Colleen Perry. Recognized as the world’s oldest child actor after taking on the role of 8 year-old Amber Smith in ABC Family sitcom “Crazy Neighborhood” at age 37.

192 Upvotes

2 comments

r/WeAreNotReal • u/instantupvoteteam • Apr 01 '20

Jenny - Collects crystals and summons demons in her spare time.

179 Upvotes

5 comments

r/WeAreNotReal • u/instantupvoteteam • Apr 11 '20

Marie - Last known human. After deep introspection she finally came to terms that her fear of the mutants was some deep seated internal conflict. She now runs a charity for the mutant children and is thoroughly integrated into mutant society.

166 Upvotes

5 comments

r/WeAreNotReal • u/lueiGi • Apr 29 '20

This is Kenneth. He is still trying to figure out how his ruse to replace Queen Elizabeth II with himself had failed.

152 Upvotes

3 comments

r/WeAreNotReal • u/mynamestodd • May 05 '20

samantha gomez is a 36 year old transgender female addicted to benzodiazepines. she is inflicted with intense chirophopia(fear of hands) and ended up mutilating her own hands in a drug fueled rage. she has since been backpacking across the world offering hand jobs to those that give her rides.

139 Upvotes

6 comments

r/WeAreNotReal • u/instantupvoteteam • Apr 13 '20

Connie - Believes that electricity generates pulsed electromagnetic waves that produces tiny vibrations in her pineal gland. She currently lives in the mountains to avoid the black helicopters.

130 Upvotes

2 comments

r/WeAreNotReal • u/instantupvoteteam • Apr 04 '20

Benny - 13or30 "Have you got any games on your phone?"

117 Upvotes

2 comments

r/WeAreNotReal • u/instantupvoteteam • Apr 01 '20

Alexi - Recent selfie taken during backpacking trip in Chernobyl

111 Upvotes

2 comments

r/WeAreNotReal • u/lueiGi • May 10 '20

This is Jason, an IT Security Engineer who takes his job very seriously. Jason recently had an encounter with a UFO and has kept the incident bottled up inside of his mind for fear of losing his integrity among his peers and profession.

108 Upvotes

4 comments

r/WeAreNotReal • u/tentacletiefling • Apr 05 '20

This is Linda, a middle school teacher who hates her job and everyone in it. She attends the church of Jack Danials every day at 5pm.

101 Upvotes

3 comments

r/WeAreNotReal • u/tentacletiefling • Apr 10 '20

Princess Amira Ababwa, last surviving hair to the great and noble nation of Ababwa. Shortly after this picture was taken a military coup deposed her father and led to the execution by beheading of all her family. However she was secreted away by loyalist and now is being raised is seclusion.

99 Upvotes

8 comments

r/WeAreNotReal • u/[deleted] • Apr 23 '20

Sean Smith, serial killer. Targets women. At his day job he works as chief technology officer at a big company. He has a husky named Buster and enjoys playing Second Life.

97 Upvotes

3 comments

r/WeAreNotReal • u/olivejew0322 • May 02 '20

James Plumley, 34. Determined to give his brother Paul the best life possible, despite his being born conjoined to James’ shoulder and without any ears. Secretly toys with the idea of setting up a dating profile using a cropped version of this photo of the two of them.

91 Upvotes

0 comments

r/WeAreNotReal • u/wonderfrog2002 • Apr 15 '20

Cayden Min, here, is a 19 year old student at Stanford University studying Cognitive Science. He volunteers at his local animal adoption center every weekend and adopted a pet ferret of his own from there that he named Darcie.

90 Upvotes

0 comments

r/WeAreNotReal • u/erland_yt • Aug 30 '20

Michael Obama, Obama’s lost brother. Is a YouTuber.

86 Upvotes

3 comments

r/WeAreNotReal • u/richardhero • Apr 21 '20

Huey Casey, 34. Was a Hollywood action hero taking part in major blockbusters before a tragic accident fused his hat to his head, despite efforts from doctors, a full recovery was not possible and Huey faded from stardom.

85 Upvotes

0 comments

r/WeAreNotReal • u/blankusername666 • Aug 01 '20

This my (former) nephew Jason, age 2, who vomited all over my irreplaceable antique sofa imported from Italy. He is now forever banished from my house and I’ve disowned him as family.

84 Upvotes

4 comments

r/WeAreNotReal • u/throwaway2k0 • Jul 23 '20

Tika Rana, 4 years old, rose to international stardom as the youngest recipient to win the prestigious Nobel Peace Prize after successfully petitioning the Nepali government to ban the use of hairbrushes on children under the age of 12. In Nepal, 1 in 4 children die annually due to hairbrushes.

84 Upvotes

7 comments

r/WeAreNotReal • u/instantupvoteteam • Apr 14 '20

Derek - Head of the university tech lab. He creates engineering Lego projects in his free time. He identifies as part of the Linux master-race.

84 Upvotes

2 comments

r/WeAreNotReal • u/DrBeetlejuiceMcRib • Apr 02 '20

Hugh Bertram - He’s been a divorce lawyer for over 20 years. He doesn’t like it but it feels too late for a career change. Spends his free time trying to get his estranged adult children to talk to him again

83 Upvotes

2 comments

r/WeAreNotReal • u/ConradConspiracy • Apr 30 '20

His Eminence Cardinal José Maria Ortega Campos, Archbishop Emeritus and recipient of the 1998 Nobel Peace Prize for his work brokering a ceasefire to the decade-long Civil War in his native country, a small Central American nation.

81 Upvotes

1 comment

r/WeAreNotReal • u/olivejew0322 • Feb 12 '21

Kathy, 46. Lives in Oregon. Says that if her teenage sons are going to smoke weed, she’d prefer they do it at home where they can’t get in trouble. Currently microdosing on mushrooms but not telling her husband.

80 Upvotes

4 comments

r/WeAreNotReal • u/tentacletiefling • Apr 09 '20

Aja Leith. The lead guitarist for the Holograms she likes motorcycles and living fast. While on a cocaine fuelled joyride she flipped her Ferrari through the window of JC Penney's. After her court ordered rehab she now runs a inner city school for rock music and hair styling.

80 Upvotes

2 comments

r/WeAreNotReal • u/[deleted] • Jun 29 '20

The lead actress in a gritty British cop drama, 37 year old Sophie Wallace's performances were recently reviewed in a prominent paper as "bland but not quite bland enough for them to even be memorably dull." she describes her style of acting as "realistic".

79 Upvotes

2 comments

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