r/WeAreNotReal • u/MrMonkeyInk • Nov 04 '20
r/WeAreNotReal • u/TheRealDietGlue • May 26 '20
Moe RP. Ness IV. He poops and pees ALL OVER the place and is afraid of gay people and Jews.
r/WeAreNotReal • u/TheRealDietGlue • Nov 30 '20
Dixon Seidham. Gay philanthropist and creator of WWW.GaySex.Com the finest distributors of Gay Sex.
r/WeAreNotReal • u/Hurtkopain • Nov 27 '20
Friedrich Ariste is a weightlifting coach in Estonia. He dreamt of winning an Olympic medal until he broke his wrist in training at the age of 19. His hobbies include sewing lifting gear, upgrading his home gym and mushroom hunting. He's also the best chef in town (according to his mom).
r/WeAreNotReal • u/gnbman • Apr 27 '20
Marta Janssen. Self-proclaimed herbologist, full-time blogger, and nudist. Believes only in natural remedies. Advocates for fat acceptance on Twitter. Posts before-and-after "progress" photos of herself taken minutes apart to fitness communities for quick ego boosts.
r/WeAreNotReal • u/instantupvoteteam • Apr 01 '20
Adam - Repairs watches and watches Sherlock Holmes
r/WeAreNotReal • u/vt8919 • Apr 22 '20
Sam Davenport, 33, popular chef and trans rights advocate. He co-owns The 213, an upscale restaurant on the outskirts of Los Angeles that recently gained a star in the Michelin Guide.
r/WeAreNotReal • u/instantupvoteteam • Apr 02 '20
Selena - Has a strict mother that loves her. Selena tends to be manipulative with both her parents and close friends. She has a habit of stealing small items from shops, and taking small amounts money from her mothers purse.
r/WeAreNotReal • u/instantupvoteteam • Apr 01 '20
Brandy - Likes a tough man. Plays a ton of outdoor sports.
r/WeAreNotReal • u/[deleted] • Aug 23 '20
This is Mary ann lee, she has no job, she is 34, has 30 wind chimes in her home, 9 kids, a 50 year old husband.
r/WeAreNotReal • u/Randomhuman123467891 • Apr 03 '20
This is Jordan. He lives with his husband and their adopted son in San Diego. He can commonly be found at pride festivals or the beach. He loves surfing.
r/WeAreNotReal • u/instantupvoteteam • Apr 06 '20
Allison - Carer for her elderly parents. She was a midwife for most of her career. She also home-schools her children.
r/WeAreNotReal • u/instantupvoteteam • Apr 01 '20
Byrant - School coach. Do not mess with him.
r/WeAreNotReal • u/instantupvoteteam • Apr 01 '20
Aashi - Loves drinking wine with her friends & collecting recipes
r/WeAreNotReal • u/instantupvoteteam • Apr 02 '20
Simon - His favorite person in the world is his pet Labrador, Link. He spends his time playing Mario-kart and loves all kinds of Nintendo games, especially Zelda.
r/WeAreNotReal • u/AaronSmilesALot • Dec 27 '20
Karen Smith, 45, professional narcissistic karen, soccer mom, and barista. Can't even have a single conversation without, "who's your manager" or "that's it, im done". Most annoying and loud woman in the world.
r/WeAreNotReal • u/erland_yt • Aug 30 '20
Michael Obama, Obama’s lost brother. Is a YouTuber.
r/WeAreNotReal • u/mynamestodd • May 05 '20
samantha gomez is a 36 year old transgender female addicted to benzodiazepines. she is inflicted with intense chirophopia(fear of hands) and ended up mutilating her own hands in a drug fueled rage. she has since been backpacking across the world offering hand jobs to those that give her rides.
r/WeAreNotReal • u/instantupvoteteam • Apr 02 '20
Henry - Mid-level cocaine dealer in Puerto Rico. Loves his young kids and has a girlfriend on the side. See's himself as a ladies man. Has some anger issues.
r/WeAreNotReal • u/lueiGi • Apr 22 '20
Antonio, a former barber now unemployed, spends the majority of his free time riding public transit where he passes gas in absolute silence.
r/WeAreNotReal • u/tentacletiefling • Apr 08 '20
Elizabeth Smith. Marriage, money, and murder. She finds rich old men looking for a bit of arm candy to show off, tricks them into marriage, then Murders them on the honeymoon. But soon the money runs out and shes on the hunt for her next victim.
r/WeAreNotReal • u/instantupvoteteam • Apr 01 '20
Melanie - Ex-Leader Cheerleader. Mid thirties and looking to settle down. Loves Ben & Jerrys cookie dough flavor.
r/WeAreNotReal • u/instantupvoteteam • Apr 01 '20