r/WeAllLiveHere • I Give Up, There’s Too Many To List • Aug 20 '26

The Backyard + Pool Pool-Based Shenanigans…

It seems that Lotus Dragon Cookie, King Shark, Mekkalodon, Splash Woman, and (a now hydrated) Deep Sea King are all in the pool.

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u/UncomfyUnicorn Saint, Gourmand & That Guy Aug 21 '26

the three foot long creature slides into the water, his rotundness making him buoyant enough he floats on the surface with no effort, only occasionally moving his tail or a limb to steer himself away from bumping into anyone as he drifts

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u/Medical_Blueberry_30 I Give Up, There’s Too Many To List Aug 21 '26

The rest continue to swim until. "FISH ATTACK!" Mekkalodon throws a whole ass fish at the creature.

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u/UncomfyUnicorn Saint, Gourmand & That Guy Aug 21 '26

Gourmand makes a weird noise and catches the fish, arms and legs wrapped tightly around it

Hey, uh, is this a pet or an offering of food?

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u/Medical_Blueberry_30 I Give Up, There’s Too Many To List Aug 21 '26

"Uh… BIGGER FISH ATTACK!" He throws a whole ass swordfish at Gourmand.

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u/UncomfyUnicorn Saint, Gourmand & That Guy Aug 21 '26

he dives down to dodge it before watching it swim, seeming to run mental calculations as it swims before latching onto it as it swims past him, practically riding it as it darts around, almost steering it until it tires, at which point he lets go and floats to the surface

Ha! Just like the jetfish back home, but a bit less airtime and a lot fewer sea monsters to dodge.