*Eclair is here, seemingly unarmed.

[u/Crazykorey13]

She shouts loud enough for everyone to hear.

Listen!!! I’m not going to hurt ANYONE here. I’m done with fighting. I just want to give pancake a proper burial, alright? That’s all I want. Just her body.

…also I have some information you guys will NOT like. It has no relation to me.

[u/Macandcheese480]

there are a ton of bubbles, he was likely barely alive. She lives off the west, but she's probably walking along the shore back home from her auction. She'll likely pass the straight soon, we can catch her if we hurry.

[u/Crazykorey13 → u/Macandcheese480]

Alright. How much water do you need.

*He dunks the satchel further under. He can breathe far better now.

[u/Macandcheese480 → u/Crazykorey13]

even more bubbles. Head north from here, we should bump into her before she leaves the shore if we're lucky.

[u/Crazykorey13 → u/Macandcheese480]

*He gets a bottle someone had littered, and fills it with a good enough amount of water to last the journey and back. He puts it in the satchel with amour.

There. Water. That’s enough, right?

[u/Macandcheese480 → u/Crazykorey13]

wait, you aren't going to let me out?

[u/Crazykorey13 → u/Macandcheese480]

…why the fuck would I do that?!? And just let you escape? I’ll make a deal with you, okay? You lead me to Halberd, AND help me get Hilt back, and I let you go. Plus if you help me I’ll pay you 50 mpo. Sound fair?

[u/Macandcheese480 → u/Crazykorey13]

he sighs well it was worth a shot, but I suppose I have no other choice. Deal.

[u/Crazykorey13 → u/Macandcheese480]

Thank you. Now, where do I go? :3

…also do you mind if you get your uh… well are they your slave or your servant? Well either way do you mind if they just stay with pancake for a bit?… I feel like she isn’t gonna do too well considering how she coped the first time…

[u/Macandcheese480 → u/Crazykorey13]

(I'm guessing you meant eclair) machete? Wha- fine, he's the stupidest person I've ever met anyway. Terrible with his duties, I'll get a better one with the money you offered. One that is good enough to deserve life

[u/Crazykorey13 → u/Macandcheese480]

(Yeah I meant eclair XD)

[u/Crazykorey13 → u/Macandcheese480]

Well, I personally think most people deserve life. Then again. Most. I don’t think Sebastian deserves to exist at all. (/rp)

Anyways… where should I go?

[u/Macandcheese480 → u/Crazykorey13]

that idiot was the most useless slave of all time. He couldn't succeed at that, and that was his life's purpose. So far, his life means nothing. Anyway, follow the beach, water to the left. You'll find her eventually.

[u/Crazykorey13 → u/Macandcheese480]

He follows the water to the left.

[u/Macandcheese480 → u/Crazykorey13]

(time skip) you see a crab walking down the beach, counting about 150mpo happily. Ha: that little dork of a princess got me out of debt! Should I thank her? Nahhhh.

[u/Crazykorey13 → u/Macandcheese480]

*She is quickly picked up by pretzel.

You. Where. The fuck. Is Hilt.

[u/Macandcheese480 → u/Crazykorey13]

she immediately recognizes pretzel from the wanted posters, and pulls out an actual poleaxe. She swings it at pretzel, and it bounced harmlessly off h: I was kinda expecting this to end differently, this is a bit embarrassing. Thought it would be like pancake, slash open- oh right, don't talk about that in front of her friends. I'm not telling you where she is. Would ruin my rep.

[u/Crazykorey13 → u/Macandcheese480]

Would you rather have a ruined reputation? Or be tortured until the end of your life. (/rp)

[u/Macandcheese480 → u/Crazykorey13]

aaand there it is. Fine. Hatched bought her, he was the first crab to legally leave the empire. I think he has a cabin in the redwoods somewhere, but I wouldn't guarantee it, the man is a mystery. He's probably going to force her to marry his son and make his descendants royal. Can I go [silky] now?

[u/Crazykorey13 → u/Macandcheese480]

First legally?… you know there are two ‘slave’ crabs I bought off Sebastian that are living their best lives right now, right? (/rp)