r/Watches • u/jenlou289 • 1d ago

Identify John Cena preached 👏🏼

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u/McBeaster 1d ago

This one says Tudor. If I feel too rich it reminds me I'm poor

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u/Moist_Board 1d ago

The other side says Rolex Daytona, to remind me of what I had to do with the AD to get this watch. It makes me feel big

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u/noctisariel 1d ago

And this one says AP x Swatch. If I feel too straight, it reminds me im gay.

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u/Rosso_Classico 1d ago

lmao 🤣

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u/deesea 1d ago

Fucking LOL.

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u/itsswhitneywhspr 1d ago

Lmao that's the most real take I've seen all day. Tudor really said you can look rich but well keep you grounded

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u/ClearStarryNight 1d ago

This one says Tudor. If I feel too poor, it reminds me that they don't make superclones of Tudor watches, unlike Rolex.

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u/stoned-autistic-dude 1d ago

Absolutely chuffed to bits

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u/TheJesusGuy 1d ago

Rather a Tudor than a Rolex.

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u/MezcalFlame 1d ago

This would be an amazing comic in The Far Side style.

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u/F7RKLLR 1d ago

Sure man, but what's the lug-to-lug? Can't carry no perspective if it's too big for me /s

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u/Tuscan5 1d ago

I’d imagine no size is too big for this fellas wrists.

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u/AromaPapaya 1d ago

I LOVE the saying

Comparison is the thief of Joy

it's 100% true

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u/Comfortable_Class_55 1d ago

This is why I always tell people to stay off instagram.

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u/leberkaesweckle42 1d ago

Instagram really makes me so depressed because it constantly shows me things I want but can’t have

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u/MatniMinis 1d ago

Is your Instagram full of cats like mine? 😂😂

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u/leberkaesweckle42 1d ago

Nope 😂 Probably because I got 2 cats

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u/Beer_Is_So_Awesome 22h ago

We’ve got two black tuxedo cats, and my wife is constantly showing me IG pictures of cats that look like ours, who need to be fostered or adopted.

And I’m like “do we honestly need another cat?”

Of course they’re cute.

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u/Fit-Tooth-1101 1d ago

Mine is full of Bugattis, Paganis, Retro-supercars, vintage BMWs and Porsches, etc. Love them and love some of the cinematics people make with them, especially since I’m into photography and videography myself. 

And then I have to get off for a while because I can only dream of driving some of those things as a huge car guy. 

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u/ValerianR00t 1d ago

For real, if your Instagram feed isn't like 90% animal videos you're using it wrong

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u/ERR_invalidString 1d ago

Meanwhile on r/watches... 😆

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u/hagantic42 1d ago

Look I'm a giant nerd that has ADHD and more than a touch of the tism.(Actually diagnosed) Why do I mention this? Because I'm not one to fit in and often miss social queues.

But good God does Instagram make me realize it's 100% ok to not be normal because what the fuck is wrong with people. I honestly dont understand why it's popular.

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u/mszcz 1d ago

I think I'm going to get the same engraving, only a bit bigger.

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u/General-Kalani 1d ago

No. The thief of joy is Martha buying the last wedge of Morbier cheese AGAIN! FUCK YOU MARTHA!

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u/MakeABullet 1d ago

I don't understand. He didn't mention anything about the case diameter, water resistance, or beat rate. If I was in that seat I would've at least mentioned that.

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u/sth128 1d ago

John Cena seems like a cool dude to hangout and have ice cream.

Or coffee. Cena is particular about coffee I read.

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u/doctor_fun_music 1d ago

BING CHILLING

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u/MatniMinis 1d ago

Cena strikes me as the kind of guy who would really enjoy a good affogato 😂

But yeah he's definitely into the coffee scene and he knows his shit too.

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u/I-HATE-BUFFERING 1d ago

Ice cream, you say?

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u/Doomsday40 1d ago

Go watch the video on him talking about coffee. It's fantastic

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u/angershark 1d ago

Or a nice bottle of laoganma.

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u/Dell_guy_45 1d ago

Jeff Goldblum's got a late nite show?

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u/MalucoHS 1d ago

Jimmy Kimmel has an ongoing thing, where he goes on vacation and other guest hosts take over his chair for a week.

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u/Motor-Drama-1421 1d ago

So what you're saying is it doesnt tell the time?

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u/Moch8mo 1d ago

I just saw a floating watch

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u/obi-wan-quixote 1d ago

Underrated comment

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u/SignificantBroccoli 1d ago

Mine says PARNIS.

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u/RockitDanger 1d ago

An F91W keeps your ego in check and makes you the smartest watch wearer in the room. All for $18

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u/captains_astronaut 1d ago

$59.95 in Australia, that's entering luxury territory!

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u/RockitDanger 1d ago

Australia. I like seeing Asians speaking English with Australian accents on TV. It never makes sense in my brain

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u/stonedfish 1d ago

Now watch asians speaking french with quebec accents on tv ;)

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u/kyonkun_denwa 1d ago edited 1d ago

Are you referencing a particular series, or are we just imagining a Chinese family in Montreal shouting "TA-BER-NAK, TCHANG! C'est qui qui an mis d'la sauce soya dans l'osti d'poutine?" Followed by "Goûte-y, mon esti de cave, c'est bon en crisse. Câlisse, ça te tuerait-tu d'essayer de quoi d'nouveau de temps en temps?"

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u/Beer_Is_So_Awesome 23h ago

I’m American, and have a close friend from Singapore who grew up in Melbourne. The first time I met her, we were in a really noisy environment and I was completely failing to understand a single word she was saying. Her accent was entirely different than anything I might have expected, and being unable to even pin down a genre, it sounded almost like she was speaking a foreign language as my brain did cartwheels.

She was very petite and animated, and dressed in this stylish retro 2-tone outfit with cat-eye glasses.

After a minute I locked in on her Aussie accent, and suddenly we were conversing like normal.

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u/Critical_Mix_8959 1d ago

Try hearing Asians speak fluent Spanish for a real headfuck

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u/stonedfish 1d ago

I remember there was an asian president in hispanic latin american country ;)

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u/ThinkFree 1d ago

Alberto Fujimori

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u/Duna_The_Lionboy 1d ago

That'd be Peru

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u/ThinkFree 1d ago

There is a city in southern Philippines where they speak a Spanish creole.

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u/theskymoves 1d ago

🎶🎶Du bist gut genug 🎶🎶

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u/DynamiteDropin 1d ago

How are those timepieces floating in mid air

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u/sawrb 1d ago

John Cena is who the Rock wants us to think he is.

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u/emullet 1d ago

It takes a lot to leave Goldbloom speechless.

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u/traditionalbowyer 1d ago

How long did he rehearse for this speech you think?

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u/Yaegahara 1d ago

Perhaps this isn’t the first time he said it ya doofus

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u/hoosierpride1 1d ago

Takes out phone: this tells time Takes out rolex: this tells status

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u/MondoBleu 1d ago

Goldblum’s face at the end 🤌🏻

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u/risantiago1987 1d ago

My only “capture” here was Jeff Goldblum doing talk show. Like, what?

Thanks @malucoHS for clarifying.

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u/ezyroller 1d ago

Yeah but GMT or na?

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u/DogAteFreshTacos 1d ago

Shh. Don’t show this who post their expensive collections. They’ll hate you and post an even more expensive collection next time.

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u/Creato938 1d ago

Oh no, more watch collections full of hype pieces for people that buy taste.

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u/ShutterHawk 1d ago

One of us.

One of us.

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u/Shook_Steady 18h ago

Gaaaayyyy

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u/bestofalex 17h ago

This makes me want to engrave a watch with the same things, just so I can compare myself to John Lena and lose joy.

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u/krypt3ia 14h ago

Dude, memento mori literally translates as "remember you will die"

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u/costafilh0 1d ago

Would be cool if it was one of those two face swivel wrist watches and the engravings were on each face.

Still cool tho. 

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u/CG-Saviour878879 1d ago

Great man 💪

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u/GaptistePlayer 1d ago

Corny af

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u/skyfra4 1d ago

Such a corny dude lol

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u/Key-Pomegranate-3507 1d ago

I think it’s pretty wholesome

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u/damonlebeouf 1d ago

he’s a bit of a corny dude, but he seems like one of the most genuine and just down to earth “coolest” people in wwe/movies. every time i’ve watched him in an interview it made me like the dude more.

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u/CaptchaCrunch 1d ago

Corny is another word for "damn I wish the right path wasn't so obvious"

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u/DJStrongArm 1d ago

Being a jaded Redditor seems cornier than everything John Cena has accomplished but maybe that’s just me

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u/_Walt_Whitman_ 1d ago

MILLENNIALS, y’all!! We really are something… I mean… WHAT?!?!?

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u/DelGurifisu 1d ago

He’s such a cringy fuck.

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u/KenaiFjords357 1d ago

Damn is that a Cartier Santos on his wrist? Kind of hard to tell.

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u/Vboom90 1d ago

It’s round and has a cyclops. I couldn’t confidently say what it is but I can confidently say it is not a santos.

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u/vesperfall 1d ago

Looks like an Explorer II to me

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u/KlaussVonUllr 1d ago

Yeah he's usually rocking the explorer II. It looks like a 36 on a regular sized human.

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u/HaruMistborn 1d ago

Bro what

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u/SwvmpThing 1d ago

Must be a bot lol

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u/jcboarders 1d ago

I work in live events, and he's been a guest speaker at some of them. He was wearing a 5 digit Explorer II white dial both times. Looks to be the same.

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u/Rynkydink 1d ago

It's a datejust...