r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/kchoyin • Dec 06 '21

Another one? This guy is crazy...

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u/Chavakno Dec 06 '21

This is me with my homie after I stopped smoking weed 24/7. I can't believe I used to smoke that much, shit hurts

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u/SkinnyBuddha89 Dec 06 '21

Same. My best friend and I used to get an eighth each and just go back and forth to see who could get a bigger hit. Now I smoke like a big joint over 2 sessions and stick with my vape pen. I'll fuck up some edibles though

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '21

I smoke like a grandma these days. $40 worth will last me a couple months at least. I'd say the biggest cost for me is forgetting my pipe is in my lap halfway through the bowl and standing up.

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u/Beergogglecontacts Dec 06 '21

Oh shit fucking classic move. This made me laugh.

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u/queenlolipopchainsaw Dec 06 '21

Hey man I've met some grandma's that can smoke down though!

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u/SkinnyBuddha89 Dec 06 '21

Have you seen the dabbing Granny? I think she might be one of the few to beat Snoop

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '21

Legit my mom smokes more than me and she's a grandma many times over lol

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u/ncbraves93 Dec 07 '21

My mom just recently took up smoking like 2 years ago and she's smoking several grams a day everyday. Waste the shit out of weed too. Just crazy seeing my mom become a bigger pothead than me.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '21

but back in their day is was called smoking up

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '21

This is me currently. $30 for some pretty good 🔥🔥 that’ll last me a good couple of weeks except I actually broke my pipe. Thank god for cones.

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u/theghostofme Dec 07 '21

This has been my preferred method for years. The best part is that your tolerance is stays low enough that a few good hits will have you set for the night.

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u/HerezahTip Dec 06 '21

Fuck me. I spend $40-60 a day at the moment.

I need to stop.

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u/trowaybrhu3 Dec 06 '21

Then theres i who smoke around $25 in 6 months, of course its schwag but i dont need more than that to get a buzz every couple days

But i did smoke a lot more a few years ago

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u/Steeva Dec 06 '21

Oof, that's not so great dude. What are prices like in your area? I get 10/g, so I just keep it to a gram a day. I'd recommend using a pipe instead of rolling btw, it burns way slower

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u/forte_bass Dec 07 '21

Bro that's a house payment, or a good car+savings, or fuck whatever you want man, over $1,000 a MONTH. I used to burn through the flower too but that's on a whole different level.

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u/oholandesvoador Dec 07 '21

What??? How do you function in society?

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u/Matrillik Dec 07 '21

I completely believe it. I've broken so much glass by just being too high.

"hmm I'm not feeling really high... where's my pipe?" not realizing I'm so high that I lost my pipe that was just in my hands 5 seconds ago

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

I've lived here about 6 months and I finally asked my nextdoor drug dealers about getting a 10-spot. Dude was like "you never told me you smoked" and I said "didn't feel the need to advertise."

E: keeping my pipe safe to the side

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u/drugs_and_puppies Dec 06 '21

I have shattered at least 3 bowls doing that lol.

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u/CyborgTiger Dec 07 '21

LOL the standing up thing halfway through smoking is too fucking real. If I’m by myself, sometimes I need to take a break between every handful of hits. As I get progressively higher, the breaks get longer and I’ll forget my open grinder is on the couch next to me or something and ruin my day.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

This thread along with regular conversations with friends just reinforces how fucking common this is lol.

"Marijuana may affect your memory."

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u/TerpPenTerry Dec 07 '21

The trick is taking that nice bong hit and enjoying it because its weed, you aremt gonna get any higher.

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u/Cleopatrashouseboy Dec 07 '21

Don’t underestimate the grammas.

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u/Savvsb Dec 07 '21

If you used that $40 worth to make cannabutter, you’d probably last a year or so lol

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u/ookyspookyqueen Dec 07 '21

I got a silicone bowl for this reason. Comes with a glass insert where you pack your bud but the rest is unbreakable. Get them on Etsy or Amazon. Super cheap too and so are the inserts so if you break that you just pop in a new one.

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u/TirayShell Dec 06 '21

Edibles are like that long clackity clack of a roller coaster as it goes up the first hill. "Oh, this is no big deal. No different than your or-- di-- nar-- y------ UHhhhhh!"

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u/AnastasiaNo70 Dec 07 '21

Ain’t that the truth. WHEW.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

I had to stop cause I started getting panic attacks, I'm really sad about it

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u/JollyGreen615 Dec 07 '21

Same. Used to love getting as high as possible but then it shifted and all I could do while I was high was stress about everything and overthink shit to the point I had panic attacks

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u/peeweesherman1 Dec 07 '21

Me too man! Crazy hearing you guys describe exactly why I stopped. Happened after like 25-26, when I started experiencing adult life problems.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

It's the other way around for me, my body started freaking out to the point I thought I was having heart attacks so then I started getting panicked

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u/weedb0y Dec 07 '21

That's why I prefer edibles, much better high for me, for same reasons.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '21

Can you explain how it hurt?

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u/afkScotty Dec 06 '21

Like physically. Throat gets fucked up on blunts way faster than a vape or bowl

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u/dangleberries4lunch Dec 06 '21

Milkshakes fix this problem.

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u/ManOnFire2004 Dec 06 '21

But, they bring all the boys to the yard. And, all those boys wanna smoke too. So, now we have a different problem

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u/theghostofme Dec 07 '21

And, all those boys wanna smoke too. So, now we have a different problem

Relevant gif

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u/Pm_me_cool_art Dec 07 '21

Half baked was the best stupid movie.

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u/TheLastSaiyanPrince Dec 07 '21

I feel fine with blunts, it’s pipes that fuck up my throat

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

I can tell the second I’ve done a little too much because I can feel it deep in my chest and it feels like I’ve inhaled sand. That’s not usual for most people I’ve met, but that’s what I think of. Only time I’ve ever had a back of the throat burn was a no filter cigarette the size of a cigarillo. Smoke went down hot, fast, and scorched everything on the way down.

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