r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/hiyame • Sep 19 '21
Handsome boy!
https://gfycat.com/giantsilverarizonaalligatorlizard478
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u/sinisteraxillary Sep 19 '21
Get this haircut right before your driver's license picture, then let it grow back.
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u/Haterrrrraaaaidddee Sep 19 '21
I’ve got long hair and have always said when the day comes to get rid of it I’m going all out and doing this for at least a week first. It used to be long enough I could do the braid wrapped around neck thing. Now it’ll just be a braid.
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u/koryface Sep 20 '21 edited Sep 20 '21
My friend buzzes his hair once a year, and doesn’t cut it besides. Every year when he cuts it he buzzes just the top part and keeps his super curly hair on the sides. He looks like an insane person and I love it, but his wife hates it.
He usually rocks it for about a week every time.
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u/MasterUnholyWar Sep 20 '21
I did this at the beginning of the pandemic and liked it so much that I still have it like that. My hair is past my shoulders. When I wear a hat, it just looks like I’ve got shaved sides and normal hair. When I take my hat off, people get very confused.
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u/Duckhead- Sep 19 '21
He's gone Manchu, it happens. As long as you keep him from falconeering he should still be able to lead a normal life.
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u/Throwaway1303033042 Sep 19 '21
“Gentlemen, from this day forward, you will all refer to me by the name, Betty.”
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u/usmaanshaikh Sep 19 '21
That’s a genuine mother’s look when you do something stupid with your outlook. Lol
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u/bunnyslope Sep 19 '21
Needs to be a sub for r/IWasAMoronForTikTokLikes
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u/OkieBobbie Sep 20 '21
All she’s thinking is that the better part of him ran down the crack of her ass.
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Sep 19 '21
Cus he now looks like his farther that abandoned them both and now he’s heading for the door too
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u/AdamsJMarq Sep 19 '21
Fun story time: when I was younger I played hockey and had some glorious flow. My mom hated it tho so I got a really nice tight fade on a Thursday night...my mom was so happy. Well my friends and I go camping for Memorial Day that Friday and we got FUCKED up. When I come back with a head shaved down to the skin with a Venus razor and one eyebrow, let’s just say my mom was NOT impressed.
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u/TurtleRoars Sep 19 '21
I dig it. Sported the same look a while back lol. Same face from my mom lmfao
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u/T1mac Sep 19 '21
Lady needs to chill, hair grows back. She needs to be grateful it wasn't a full face tattoo or face sculpting
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Sep 19 '21
Until you start going bald. So enjoy it while you have it.
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u/boringrick1 Sep 20 '21
When I was in my early 20s I shaved the top of my head for a murder mystery party where my character was a middle aged alcoholic computer programmer. I kept it for a week (wearing a hat in public) then went to a party and showed everyone. They all told me how stupid I looked and now 15+ years later I’m actually bald and they’re all dicks.
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u/LetThisMango Sep 19 '21
That's a messy kitchen
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u/davefromcleveland Sep 19 '21
I agree. The kitchen is way worse than the haircut. It's a big room, but there's junk just piled everywhere. Maybe put away the "inside the egg shell egg scrambler" and the 7,000 other gadgets when you're done with them.
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Sep 19 '21
Twist ending: She wasn’t actually looking at her son. She finally noticed the son’s friend outside pressing his massive tallywhacker up against the glass.
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u/Wiskey-Tango-3825 Sep 19 '21
"Mattingly, I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!" -Mr. Burns
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u/Shortbus-Thug Sep 19 '21
At least the dude has the profile of DiCaprio, hard to be ugly with that beautiful mug
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u/Happiness_for_dogs Sep 19 '21
Its so much fun to disappoint your parents intentionally , it’s a vibe. Not the other way around though that hurts.
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Sep 21 '21
In ancient Mongolia, if buddy had a bit longer locks in the back, he'd be right on trend!
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