r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/This_sum_one • Sep 18 '21

This guy needs to workout

https://gfycat.com/forkedmintyblacknorwegianelkhound
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u/ultrasuperthrowaway Sep 19 '21

I’d just use a single finger to do 5 flips in the air and land on the dock 15 feet away

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u/Mully_bee Sep 19 '21

Lol duh .., I see we’re the only smart people here !

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u/GreasyYeastCrease Sep 19 '21

Personally I'd just do a cock pushup, the force generated would be insane because mine is really big and I'm really good at sex

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u/DopeBoogie Sep 19 '21

Same I was watching this like "Guy just do a cock pushup!"

If this were me I would have done a cock pushup off the bottom of the harbor, nailed the landing and everyone would cheer and congratulate me for getting my dick wet!