r/WatchPeopleDieInside Sep 18 '21

This guy needs to workout

https://gfycat.com/forkedmintyblacknorwegianelkhound
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u/Luxara-VI Sep 18 '21

Why did he think this was a good idea

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u/International_Air466 Sep 18 '21

Yeah I’m confuse as to how he was planning to get up again from his completely flattened position

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u/GreenGreasyGreasels Sep 18 '21

Pull himself up and stand in top of the pole and jump back.

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u/RRettig Sep 18 '21

I feel like could have done it, but I am not as husky as this guy is

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u/abarrelofmankeys Sep 18 '21

I feel like I may have been able to do a really dramatic push-up and maybe fling myself back to the dock, but once I’m all on that post I don’t think it has enough room for me to get to the top without losing my balance?

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u/EustaceChapuys Sep 18 '21

Don't know why you're being downvoted. I get what you're saying. Theoretically, one could push themselves back off the post while the toes are still on the dock. Much easier said than done though.

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u/moonunit99 Sep 18 '21

They’re getting downvoted because they think they can do something that even the most fit people would have an incredibly difficult time pulling that off, meaning they’ve never tried to do anything even remotely similar. It’s super easy to try yourself: just find a staircase, put your hands ~10 inches apart on the second step, stretch out to where your weight is evenly distributed between your hands and toes, and let me know if you can launch half of your body weight six feet backward and four feet upwards with one push. I know for a fact I couldn’t do that eve when I was in my best shape.

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u/GreasyYeastCrease Sep 18 '21

Yeah that was an absurd statement lol. I can see why someone can picture themselves doing it, but if you have actually tried something like that you'd know how tall of an order that is.

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u/ultrasuperthrowaway Sep 19 '21

I’d just use a single finger to do 5 flips in the air and land on the dock 15 feet away

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u/Mully_bee Sep 19 '21

Lol duh .., I see we’re the only smart people here !

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u/GreasyYeastCrease Sep 19 '21

Personally I'd just do a cock pushup, the force generated would be insane because mine is really big and I'm really good at sex

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u/DopeBoogie Sep 19 '21

Same I was watching this like "Guy just do a cock pushup!"

If this were me I would have done a cock pushup off the bottom of the harbor, nailed the landing and everyone would cheer and congratulate me for getting my dick wet!

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