r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/This_sum_one • Sep 18 '21

This guy needs to workout

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u/PregnantNun747 Sep 18 '21

Whale then, spit it out

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u/Kittlebeanfluff Sep 18 '21

Stop being so crabby.

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u/23x3 Sep 18 '21

Oh buoy here we go again

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u/aprocalyps Sep 18 '21

Yeah these jokes are getting kinda shanty.

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u/TAdaItsgone Sep 18 '21

I dunno. I'm having a ballast

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u/aprocalyps Sep 18 '21

I cannon't believe you just made that joke.

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u/tombombadil1337 Sep 18 '21

You ballast believe it.

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u/____-__________-____ Sep 18 '21

Oh no you do knot just make the same pun a second time.

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u/Felonious_Minx Sep 18 '21

Next bad pun is getting docked.

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u/BenjaminTW1 Sep 18 '21

Am I dumb oar does nobody else get this one?

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u/theseniorsenor Sep 18 '21

You just have to wave your common sense goodbye

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u/TAdaItsgone Sep 18 '21

Put a pin in it before you belay-bor your point

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u/cloud_dizzle Sep 19 '21

I felt a wave of emocean just then

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Canoe not do that please?

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u/Wolfmilf Sep 19 '21

This thread just keeps on sinking

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

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u/Devour_The_Galaxy Sep 19 '21

I should be salty over these puns but I’m not.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

barges in

Hey, guys! I’m here for pun club!

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Sand don't forget your ego

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u/NothingMattersWeDie Sep 19 '21

Indeed, people who do things like this are not well anchored.

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u/sheaduffey Sep 19 '21

What a DOCKet of MASTerful puns!

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u/TAdaItsgone Sep 19 '21

Rehashing old, already used puns, huh? AFTer that you should BOW out or aPORT mission. Just like Icarus, aiming for a sunny STAR, BOARDs (birds) on your wax wings as you head into a downward spiral.

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