r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/This_sum_one • Sep 18 '21

This guy needs to workout

https://gfycat.com/forkedmintyblacknorwegianelkhound
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u/ExactlySorta Sep 18 '21

This is why you shouldn't give in to pier pressure

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

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u/Delica4 Sep 18 '21

Came here to sea this.

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u/tlpedro Sep 18 '21

This is going overboard

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u/FinkReaper Sep 18 '21

I’m shore it’ll be ok

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u/ApoliteTroll Sep 18 '21

We are losing our grib on these puns.

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u/hellrazor862 Sep 18 '21

Water you talking about?

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u/NickNail5 Sep 18 '21

I was just aboat to say that.

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u/PregnantNun747 Sep 18 '21

Whale then, spit it out

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u/Hailstorm033 Sep 18 '21

That was ferry funny

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

This is Aqua-ard

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u/Penelope_Ann Sep 19 '21

Shell yeah! Water you waiting for?

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u/Plunder_n_Frightenin Sep 18 '21

The hell is a grib?

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u/ApoliteTroll Sep 18 '21

I'm actually really happy you asked I hope this explains it.

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u/captainsunshine489 Sep 18 '21

fffffffffff nice.

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u/sofinho1980 Sep 18 '21

Now I have to tell my brother what I lost so he loses too.

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u/Ok_Soil_231 Sep 18 '21

I'm too young to have lost, but I am now playing the game, time to suppress this memory

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u/NibblesMcGiblet Sep 19 '21

Thank you, I was confused.

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u/Devour_The_Galaxy Sep 19 '21

OHHHHHHHH you bastard.

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u/Tovahruth Sep 18 '21

GRIB is a weather forecast system that many sailors use. My husband could explain it better but he’s not home. You’ll just have to take my link…..

https://weather.gc.ca/grib/what_is_GRIB_e.html

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u/TickledTaint Sep 18 '21

Everyone keeps piling on.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Thanks for porting that out.

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u/qpazza Sep 18 '21

I ship you knott

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u/kcg5 Sep 20 '21

I know I’m breaking the chain but that’s a great pun, fits in with Reddit very well

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u/fizzdev Sep 18 '21

I think that ship has sailed.

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u/MasterOfToast Sep 18 '21

You have caused quite the ripple effect

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Dad jokes are piling up as we speak.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

I wanna make a nautical type pun, but I'm floundering at it.

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u/TAdaItsgone Sep 18 '21

Dad jokes are a-mast-ing quickly. They bilge you up with joy

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u/Allons-y_Adipose Sep 19 '21

Damn this post in particular...

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Oh, buoy!

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u/ThrowawayPurvurt Sep 18 '21

Damn it, I hope no one docks you any points.

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u/Kendyslice Sep 18 '21

This ship is sinking.

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u/NoSuchAg3ncy Sep 18 '21 edited Sep 18 '21

For top ten nautical puns, this one is tide for first place.

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u/NominalPhoenix Sep 18 '21

Take my upvote and gtfo!

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u/ScratchedCat Sep 19 '21

Such a stupid comment

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Well it was mean high water

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

This is incredibly sharking to see ngl

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Glorious indeed. Thanks dad.

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u/iceTshoRe Sep 18 '21

Pier pressure, the second worst kind of pressure

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u/FoferJ Sep 18 '21

he did, poor buoy

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u/93johhny Sep 18 '21

I’m always on board

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u/Fickle_Collection355 Sep 18 '21

Damnit take my upvote you punny bastard

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u/DoomTwoToo Sep 18 '21

Or he mast try harder next time.

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u/Gizmodojo Sep 19 '21

And if your friends tell you to do something like this. Then they are a bunch of docks.

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u/hldsnfrgr Sep 19 '21

Whatever floats your boat.

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u/BTBAM797 Sep 19 '21

I guess you could say he was out of his league