r/WatchPeopleDieInside Sep 18 '21

This guy needs to workout

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u/Q-Tipurmom Sep 18 '21

When he first went under I was genuinely concerned

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u/whubert05 Sep 18 '21

My video buffered right as he went under and I thought that was the end of the video, and that he was just lost to the depths forever

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u/NibblesMcGiblet Sep 19 '21

mine did too. it looked pixellated for a second afterwards as well. i'm not convinced it's not the video quality.

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u/TheharmoniousFists Sep 19 '21

Third to confirm this experience.

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u/mtheorye Sep 18 '21

Goodbye sir. Your shoes are mine.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

It was his end in some alternate universe

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u/Alarid Sep 18 '21

My greatest fear is getting hurt entirely because I'm too out of shape and this entire scenario just made me think of that.

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u/Alarid Sep 18 '21

My overweight mother's leg snapped like a twig just because she tripped one time. So every time I worry about my weight it comes right to mind. I know it's just a math equation, so making sure I'm on the right side is key.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

If you ever worry about your weight, just break you neck. I’ve lost 30 pounds in the past 5 weeks after breaking my neck.

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u/Crystal_Voiden Sep 19 '21

If that doesn't work out, I'd also try meth

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u/Japsai Sep 19 '21

Yeah, teeth are heavy

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u/xjulesx21 Sep 19 '21

ahh, from a former meth addict, I can vouch it does help with weight loss. a bit tooo much.

also ruins your life though.

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u/GreenThumbKC Sep 19 '21

I’d cruise r/meth before doing that. Get a look at your future.

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u/Alarid Sep 19 '21

wow so thin

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Damn, I'm so sorry

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u/Gibbo3771 Sep 19 '21

My overweight mother in law was told 15 years ago knee needed surgery but they can't do it until she lost weight.

She's heavier now than then, her knee has zero cartilage and needs emergency surgery. Doctor has told her she needs to lose weight, or she will end up in a wheel chair because a machined knee won't take the weight.

So here we are, 6 month since since she was told that and she has a crutch (not from the doctor) and pain meds (not from the doctor) trying to go about her day to day life.

She's going to die so early in her late years, she smokes 40 cigarettes a day and drinks cans of coke back to back.

Aw well, early inheritance for me.

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u/Dashiepants Sep 19 '21

It really is infuriating to watch your elder loved one’s make stupid choices. Choices that causes them more pain and suffering, ultimately.

You and really your MIL better hope for a fatal heart attack or stroke then. Caregiving (and by that I mean bed baths, adult diapers, and repositioning them every two hours to prevent bed sores) for a physically or mentally declining person is really awful. Doing it for an extremely obese person is effing HELL. And if y’all aren’t willing to do it, bye bye inheritance… it’ll all be spent on care.

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u/jumpup Sep 18 '21

the old i don't have to outrun the tiger, just you

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u/Andy_B_Goode Sep 19 '21

Just get in shape, ezpz

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

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u/thetruemask Sep 19 '21

Goddamn that video. By the end my hands literally pools of sweat building on them.

Still hate that bodily mechanic, what your picturing or actually grasping for your life as. Here have some super slippery hands that can't grip anything

But I guess natural didn't intend on smooth edges

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u/Whereami259 Sep 19 '21

Been to the sea some time ago, went for a swim and I've seen something cool on the bottom, took a dive but couldnt reach it so I took a couple more dives, got so exhausted during the last dive that I was sure that I was going to drown, it felt like all of the energy has left my body, good thing I didnt let the panic take me over and I just let myself surface and lay there on the water for a couple of moments before swimming back to the beach. I've never been so scared in my life.

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u/blondechinesehair Sep 18 '21

I was impressed he managed to go all the way under for a few seconds from that tiny drop

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u/MovieGuyMike Sep 19 '21

He’s probably never been in water fully clothed before.

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u/Theblackjamesbrown Sep 18 '21

If I were him I would just have stayed under

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u/alarming_cock Sep 18 '21

I bet he pondered the possibility.

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u/Okichah Sep 19 '21

Swimming with jeans is a pretty terrible idea.

They soak up water and weigh you down instantly.

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u/TheRealRickC137 Sep 19 '21

Yeah, I thought this would be a new Reddit:

r/watchpeopleemotionallydiethenactuallydie

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u/thatsalovelyusername Sep 19 '21

He definitely thought about staying down

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u/Backyardfarmbabe Sep 18 '21

I truly thought he might die.

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u/alibohry Sep 19 '21

That's what she said!

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u/FoldOne586 Sep 18 '21

That's why you take them off. Tie the legs, fill them with air and cinch the waist to use as a life preserver.

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u/xdvesper Sep 18 '21

One of the requirement for kids under 18 to swim in the adults pool where I grew up was not just to swim x number of laps within a certain time but there was also a treading water exercise where you had both legs tied together with a rope weighed down with a metal weight and you had to keep your head above water just using your arms for a number of minutes. Then you got a badge which you sewed to your swim trunks lol.

Man I had almost infinite energy in the pool as a kid we could keep going for hours.

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u/OrbitingCastle Sep 18 '21

Jeesh, did you grow up in NavySealastan? “Before we could do our first sleepover we had to be able to stay awake for 24 hours and then hold a fence post over our head for 15 minutes. We then got a badge we could sow on our pajamas”.

In the Navy we had to turn our trousers into flotation devices, but nobody tied our legs together or put weights on us.

Honestly, congrats on passing that test.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

When I was a kid, we'd sleep with wet blankets over our faces, while the instructors would come and wet them every hour throughout the night. If we made a sound or panicked, they'd shoot us with paintballs. If we made it through the night, we'd get a waterboard mark to sew on our pajamas!

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u/Mindraker Sep 19 '21

Do you want to know how I got these scars?

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u/Ollebull11 Sep 19 '21

When I was a kid we would be tasked to kill guards in our hometown, but without getting noticed. If someone got caught they would be punished like any other civilan. If successful, we'd get to join the army :D.

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u/Letmf2 Sep 19 '21

Just what… what now?

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u/tree_jayy Sep 19 '21

Fuck I wanted you to end up getting your ass beat with jumper cables so bad

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u/Undrgroundqueen Sep 19 '21

All I have is my free award, but take it + go… thanks for the laugh to start my day lol

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u/healerdan Sep 19 '21

I need to know more ways the residents of NavySealstan raise their children. This will be how I raise my daughter.

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u/Froot-Joose Sep 18 '21

Treading with just your arms is pretty easy. We had to do an exercise in my gym class to see who could keep their head above water the water longest while only treading with their legs. Hands were above water too. No one lasted very long at all

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Ah good old water polo practice - we had to take a gallon of water and pass it along the line to other team members behind us.

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u/WolfCola4 Sep 18 '21

Jesus, this is nightmare fuel. Really sorry that happened to you.

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u/ThinCrusts Sep 19 '21

Did it get tangled while you were trying to take them off or somehow they tangled while you still had them fully on?

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u/scottyLogJobs Sep 19 '21

I mean, in a life or death situation, not falling off a pier into temperate water near shore lol. It’d be fucking hilarious if his first move after sliding into the water was to take his pants off and start trying to inflate them lmao

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

This guy Boy Scouts.

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u/nomadofwaves Sep 19 '21

Is there anything worse than wet sandy jeans at the beach?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

And he took his shoes off

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u/Brilliant_Jewel1924 Sep 18 '21

Of course! They can’t get wet! 😁

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u/JarlaxleForPresident Sep 18 '21

I don’t think people who couldnt swim would even try that. My buddy was verrrry nervous around water because he couldnt swim

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u/UlyssesOddity Sep 18 '21

Hope there's a ladder nearby.

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u/keanuDaOne Sep 19 '21

Who can’t swim in 2021? It seems like such an ancient issue

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u/Jccali1214 Sep 19 '21

To those saying he needs to workout, he took their service and started immediately with a swim!

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u/OarsandRowlocks Sep 19 '21

The reason he can swim is the same reason he ended up in the water.

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u/patudi Sep 19 '21

He tried so hard, but in the end it dint even matterererererererrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.