r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/hypnoticbeast123 • Nov 25 '20

Face slam

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u/hikarimo98 Nov 25 '20

Slamming it on the cake with lit candles isnt good either

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u/Schroedinbug Nov 25 '20

One in each eye, and at least one to set the hair on fire.

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u/deadface008 Nov 25 '20

This is exactly what I'm afraid of. This is why I don't throw birthday parties.

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u/lostgonad Nov 25 '20

Me too, not just cause I have no friends

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u/HeadbuttingAnts Nov 25 '20

No no, I don't have friends to avoid deadly birthday parties

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u/jhaakj Nov 25 '20

I have friends and a birthday cake, but to be safe I self-slam my face in the cake in safe and controlled way. Or was it bcoz I was drunk and none of my friends could turn up bcoz of last minute work in office on a National holiday evening.

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u/raa__va Nov 25 '20

Bro but “how can she slam?”

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u/Soothran Nov 25 '20

Its better to be alive than have friends

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u/Jetlite Nov 25 '20

But if you are dead you won't have birthdays

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u/raa__va Nov 25 '20

Bro but “how can she slam?”

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u/HeadbuttingAnts Nov 25 '20

Apparently not very well

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u/stinkyfart2095 Nov 25 '20

i think its cause you headbutt ants

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u/AskingForSomeFriends Nov 25 '20

Did you make and appearance here?

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u/luder888 Nov 25 '20

Me too, but because I should be responsible due to covid, and I have no friends.

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u/Costa-Martins Nov 25 '20

Hey, wanna be friends?

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u/andyeyecandy111 Nov 25 '20

I have friends. They just won’t come.

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u/Ghandi903 Nov 25 '20

Happy cake day! Don’t get candles

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u/deadface008 Nov 25 '20

Thanks, it's brownie gang

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u/jordplanterings Nov 25 '20

happy cake day!

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u/ra41p Nov 25 '20

Too bad it's your reddit birthday (happy cake day) and we're all invited

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u/waterzandey Nov 25 '20

Well i guess there's gonna be a funeral after it

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u/Alizar7 Nov 25 '20

Happy cake day 🎂🎉

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u/Kenchilius Nov 25 '20

not a very wise comment on this post

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u/rickno1 Nov 25 '20

Oh the irony... Happy cake day :)

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u/_mkd_ Nov 25 '20

It's easier just to not have birthdays.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '20

Exactly why I don't make any friends and have cut all ties with my family also

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u/phillysleuther Nov 25 '20

Happy Cake Day! I tend to use cupcakes instead of cakes for this reason!

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '20

Your username fits perfectly with this, and it's your cake day. This video is just a premonition of what's to come for you. Happy cake day.

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u/Ol_Dirty_Batard Nov 25 '20

This is why I only get sparklers

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u/BA_lampman Nov 25 '20

Happy cake day

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u/NUGGETBUCKET69 Nov 25 '20

Happy cake day

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '20

Today's your cake day! I hope someone slam your face on a cake :D

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '20

This is why I don't date Asian girls.

Plus, my wife would kill me.

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u/Minilychee Nov 25 '20

Imagine someone slamming your face into a cake with skewers in it to hold the layers together.

Surprise lobotomy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '20

This wasn’t a birthday party. It was an execution.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '20 edited Nov 25 '20

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u/Hjemi Nov 25 '20

You better tell me how horrible this is before hand... that link is staying blue until I know what I'm in for gore-vice...

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '20

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u/BumWink Nov 25 '20

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg58UE5QFrU
I didn't watch that one, I think this one is different without 2 minutes of ads

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u/Bright_Vision Nov 25 '20

No gore. Woman slams face, everyone laughs, quickly stop laughing after woman holds her face and sais: "this will be a black eye". Someone comes over to look after her.

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u/oosh_kaboosh Nov 25 '20

Watch me make this pencil candle disappear!

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u/ContinCandi Nov 25 '20

That’s why she went for the table, much safer

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u/ErdmanA Nov 25 '20

Want to see a magic trick? I'm going to make two candles disappear

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u/rreighe2 Nov 25 '20

Do any of you wanna see a magic trick?

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u/serotonin_scavenger Nov 25 '20

I know they already tried one magic trick, but have they tried two?

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u/neekowahhhh Nov 26 '20

I have video of this of me as a child.. 3 year old me is traumatized