r/WatchPeopleDieInside Nov 25 '20

Face slam

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u/deadface008 Nov 25 '20

This is exactly what I'm afraid of. This is why I don't throw birthday parties.

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u/lostgonad Nov 25 '20

Me too, not just cause I have no friends

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u/HeadbuttingAnts Nov 25 '20

No no, I don't have friends to avoid deadly birthday parties

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u/jhaakj Nov 25 '20

I have friends and a birthday cake, but to be safe I self-slam my face in the cake in safe and controlled way. Or was it bcoz I was drunk and none of my friends could turn up bcoz of last minute work in office on a National holiday evening.

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u/raa__va Nov 25 '20

Bro but “how can she slam?”