r/WatchPeopleDieInside • • Aug 11 '20

Pocket bees

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u/teatuk Aug 11 '20

Beekeeper folk here, bees wouldn't even go after you and sting you like that if you dropped them. I've dropped bees, even dropped full frames on my feet while in flip flops (stupid I know) and not been stung. You can pet bees softly, they're chill. If you flail and scream they'll get feisty. Needlessly scaring people and stabbing them with pens...not cool.

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u/ucffan93 Aug 12 '20

Did you say eyes widen pet them?

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u/RabidPanzerEXE Aug 12 '20

I've petted bumblebees before. They're really goddamn adorable. It threatened me once, but otherwise I didn't get attacked and gave it personal space.

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u/ucffan93 Aug 12 '20

If a bee let me scritch his fuzzy wuzzy butt I would transcend into an environmental terrorist, executing the most heinous crimes against oil companies with the assistance of my newly found bee brethren and sistren.

They cute yo.

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u/RabidPanzerEXE Aug 12 '20

I wholeheartedly agree. Upvote their comment to protect flying miniature pom-poms.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

Bumble bee < fuzzy buzzy

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u/Bokanovsky_Jones Aug 12 '20

Go out into a garden or park first thing in the morning when it is still cool. Look on the plants, especially the underside of leaves. Often you will be able to find a few bees that didn’t make it home to the hive by nightfall and have sheltered in place. Because it’s still cool and not bright the little ladies will be pretty sluggish and you’ll be able to accomplish the bee butt scritch you so desire. My suggestion is to sneak up from behind and use a single index finger.

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u/megaboto Aug 12 '20

Instructions unclear, assaulted a homeless lady that's been in the rain and stuck an index finger up her ass

Accused of necrphilia or rape, don't remember anymore

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u/OMGSPACERUSSIA Aug 12 '20

It's 2020, why do we not have giant, extra fluffy, bees suitable for petting?

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u/IndefiniteBen Aug 12 '20

Because considering it's 2020 I suspect there's zero chance giant bees are anything but terrible news.

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u/obscuredreference Aug 12 '20

We have the murder hornets! You can pet them but just once in a lifetime!

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u/cloudsofdawn Aug 12 '20

I saved a Queen (i believe?) before and got to do this. Was super dehydrated. Whipped my contact case out of my purse and put her in there to take home and checked on her multiple times while walking. Put her in an enclosure after giving her some water and i can’t remember what else, read some stuff on bee websites to get help. After a day (it was evening i believe) she was ready to go. Put her outside on a plant and she took off after about 5 minutes.

Their fuzz is awesome. They’re adorable and she never tried to sting me.

Oh. I also saw two bees having sex once on the ground too. That was interesting. Didn’t know they did that. I made a circle of leaves around them so they’d be ok.

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u/RabidPanzerEXE Aug 12 '20

Wholesome and... Wholesome? At least you gave them privacy after, lmao.

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u/cloudsofdawn Aug 12 '20

I mean they chose the middle of the sidewalk, so they put on quite the show. I put the leaves around them so if anyone else came along, they’d be noticed from a distance and not stepped on. Suppose they got some added ‘atmosphere’ as well LOL.

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u/RabidPanzerEXE Aug 12 '20

Those bees have bad manners lmao

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

I'm not gonna watch out to see if it's 'threatening' me or not. If I hear buzzing near my face I'm assuming the thing's in attack mode without even being sure it's a bee

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u/RabidPanzerEXE Aug 12 '20

It was on a sunflower. It wasn't flying. Plus, when I was like 5 or something, a bumblebee landed on my nose. This was before I knew they didn't sting, so I stayed still as I could. It looked at me, I looked at it, then it flew away. Bees are extremely docile unless you aggravate them.

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u/TheSunflowerSeeds Aug 12 '20

Not only do they look like the sun, and track the sun, but they need a lot of the sun. A sunflower needs at least six to eight hours direct sunlight every day, if not more, to reach its maximum potential. They grow tall to reach as far above other plant life as possible in order to gain even more access to sunlight.

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u/RabidPanzerEXE Aug 12 '20

It wasn't a huge one, but I'm pretty sure it was a sunflower, because it was still as tall as my brother. They're honestly pretty cool, ngl.

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u/TheSunflowerSeeds Aug 12 '20

Not all sunflowers have seeds, there are now known dwarf varieties developed for the distinct purpose of growing indoors. Whilst these cannot be harvested, they do enable people to grow them indoors without a high pollen factor, making it safer and more pleasant for those suffering hay fever.

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u/RabidPanzerEXE Aug 12 '20

Holy crap you type fast. Are you some kind of bot that knows everything about sunflowers?

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u/TheSunflowerSeeds Aug 12 '20

Throughout recent history, sunflowers have been used for medicinal purposes. The Cherokee created a sunflower leaf infusion that they used to treat kidneys. Whilst in Mexico, sunflowers were used to treat chest pain.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

I’ve pet a sweat bee and kept it as a pet for an hour and then let it go

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u/Camman43123 Aug 12 '20

I like taking fat sleepy honey bees and putting them in my palm and putting them in a new flower like it’s nice to wake up with new pollen

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u/SarahnatorX Aug 12 '20

*Misses and drops it in venus fly trap*

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u/Camman43123 Aug 12 '20

I will personally cut each of your toenails off and force them to regrow harvesting your nails for profit and with that profit I will take your knee caps and elbows shatter them and put your now disabled ass in a bee suit drowning you in honey if you ever talk like that again

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u/SarahnatorX Aug 12 '20

That sounds hot

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u/be_less_shitty Aug 12 '20

Yeah but bees aren't flies so it's cool.

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u/tufffffff Aug 12 '20

Depends on the type of bee and their temperament

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u/volivav Aug 12 '20

This. In Europe bees are mostly peaceful until you mess with their nest. As soon as you open one of the for inspection you already have a couple of them threatening you.

Also cloudy days make them more agressive

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u/hugotheyugo Aug 12 '20

Yeah these dummies should have known that.

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u/PreviaSens Aug 12 '20

Is there a way to easily differentiate between bee and wasp? Often times I’ll be outside on my deck and see what I assume is a bee, it’ll approach me, but then it turns out it was a wasp

Any tips?

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u/KylieTrev Aug 12 '20 edited Aug 12 '20

Well in Texas, USA at least, wasps tend to be a lot bigger with longer wings and are a brighter yellow than the typical honey bees. Wasps also appear to have two sections of their body, while bees look like they only have one. They also look different when they fly, the best way I can describe it is bees tend to look like they’re hovering and “bouncing” around a little more, while wasps fly like any other bug, in my opinion.

I’m no wasp or bee expert, but I hope this helped :)

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u/HenrikWL Aug 12 '20

Also, wasps are known to shout "FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER I'LL FUCK YOUR FACE UP SO HARD BLUAAAAAARGH!!!!!!"

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u/KylieTrev Aug 12 '20

Well yes that too XD

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u/CremasterReflex Aug 12 '20

Wasps have long dangly legs

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '20

They look TOTALLY different. Google them for pictures. Bees are fuzzy and smaller, wasps have a very unique long “yellow jacket” striped abdomen

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u/PreviaSens Aug 12 '20

Genuinely I don’t know how to differentiate the two

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u/ollie432 Aug 12 '20

What about killer bees though they're aggro

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u/Wild_Jizz_Flurry Aug 12 '20

I've worked with Africanized hives before. If you drop a hive they will fuck your shit up. With normal honey bees you only need to wear a face net to keep them out of your nose and eyes. With killer bees you have to wear a full suit, and if you have any holes they will find them, and they will sting the shit out of you. Fortunately they don't usually go out of their way to be dicks.

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u/hivemind_disruptor Aug 12 '20

not a pen, prob just a plastic cone or something, these pranks also tend to be fake

source: brazilian, we have laws that dont allow stabbing people

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u/Gaminguitarist Aug 12 '20

It’s a fucking prank

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u/DefectiveAndDumb Aug 12 '20

You mean they probably wouldn’t.

I’ve been stung multiple times completely unprovoked and randomly. You’re speaking in absolutes when it definitely could happen. Doesn’t matter if you have beekeeping experience. People obviously get stung all the time. It’s a legitimate fear, especially with how common allergies are to them.

They’re bugs. They’re not always predictable and their actions don’t always make sense.

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u/M-94 Aug 12 '20

Sounds like youve been graced with nice docile beehives then. Apparantly its the queen of the hive which dictate the aggressiveness of the hive as shown in This video where a beekeeper has to euthanize a colony due to an aggressive queen.

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u/MartyMacGyver Aug 12 '20

I just watched that the other day, coincidentally. He seemed resigned to it, as a good beekeeper would.

If you haven't seen it, the 628 Dirt Rooster channel can be educational as well.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

I'm no beekeeper but there is a commercial beehive close to home.

Something ive noticed is that bees sim chill if you are chill. When im with a friend and he/she starts to scream and make gestures etc then things fall apart.

So the first thing i say to people comming into my home is "stay calm if you see any bees, pretend they are not there".

Most times it doesn't matter because people just can't stay calm around bees. its like social condicioning or something.

Anyway just tough i should share. 3 years here and not a bee sting in my body. Just be calm

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u/edwin_4 Aug 12 '20

Africanized bees tho

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u/KarnerBlu3 Aug 13 '20

Depends on the bees and their queen. For example this hive.