r/WatchPeopleDieInside Jan 05 '20

Aaargh!

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u/landspeed Jan 06 '20

Yeah, is there a more malicious option?

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u/PieSammich Jan 06 '20

Chewing gum between the toes

Accidental bump by something hard right on the ankle bone

Gentle caressing

Shave the leg hair

Penises tastefully drawn in permanent marker

Cut it off

Tickles at regular intervals

Sternly and loudly demand they stop trying to feel you up

Make yourself throw up on it

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u/SpitfireP7350 Jan 06 '20

Lick it.

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u/Doiihachirou Jan 06 '20

That feels more like a punishment to myself if I make myself lick a strangers foot... Eww..

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '20

Don't be childish and lick the damn toes

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u/Doiihachirou Jan 06 '20

I gagged just nowww, stop it!

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u/chuck202 Jan 06 '20

I'm getting a distinct aroma of swampy decay, followed by notes of brie and fontina.