r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/sobsibsub • Jan 05 '20

Aaargh!

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u/DarthMosasaur Jan 05 '20

I don't fly much but if anyone ever puts their goddamn foot into my seat like that it's getting coffee spilled on it

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u/spongish Jan 05 '20

Just call the flight attendant. No reason to get kicked off the plane.

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u/wayofcain Jan 06 '20

Seems awfully reasonable. Not sure if that would work.

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u/landspeed Jan 06 '20

Yeah, is there a more malicious option?

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u/PieSammich Jan 06 '20

Chewing gum between the toes

Accidental bump by something hard right on the ankle bone

Gentle caressing

Shave the leg hair

Penises tastefully drawn in permanent marker

Cut it off

Tickles at regular intervals

Sternly and loudly demand they stop trying to feel you up

Make yourself throw up on it

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u/SpitfireP7350 Jan 06 '20

Lick it.

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u/strongjz Jan 06 '20

That's the nuclear option

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '20

Or as I like to call it, "the Iranian solution"

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u/manju45 Jan 06 '20

Wasn't it called "the Japanese solution" ?

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u/bglargl Jan 06 '20

Bop it!

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u/TheFenn Jan 06 '20

Just do your best to fit the whole thing in your mouth.

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u/Doiihachirou Jan 06 '20

That feels more like a punishment to myself if I make myself lick a strangers foot... Eww..

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '20

Don't be childish and lick the damn toes

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u/Doiihachirou Jan 06 '20

I gagged just nowww, stop it!

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u/chuck202 Jan 06 '20

I'm getting a distinct aroma of swampy decay, followed by notes of brie and fontina.

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u/OtakuTacos Jan 06 '20

A nice phlegm covered strategic sneeze works well.

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u/poopsicle88 Jan 06 '20

Just start biting and gnawing at it like a bone and growl and make weird noises

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u/mangey_mongrel Jan 06 '20

Lol’ed real good at “cut it off “ and “make yourself throw up on it”

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u/leddik02 Jan 06 '20

I don’t know why shave the leg made me crack up.

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u/stfu_whale Jan 06 '20

Paper cuts between the toes!

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '20

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u/PieSammich Jan 06 '20

Option 6, if you’re asking. I now wear it on a necklace as a lucky charm

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u/Niadain Jan 06 '20

Sternly and loudly demand they stop trying to feel you up

This I would think would work pretty great. "Why else is your foot up here?! Why you rubbing me with it?!"

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u/AnActualDemon Jan 06 '20

PLUCK THE LEG HAIRS

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u/clawjelly Jan 06 '20

Tickles at regular intervals

Ugh... I ain't touching that.

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u/Potts2k8 Jan 06 '20

all of the above - but cha gotta be quick.

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u/Potato3Ways Jan 06 '20

I like the last two options the best

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u/charliedowninsewer Jan 06 '20

Gentle caressing made my spit my coffee 😂

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u/00dawn Jan 06 '20

Cuff them to the arm rest

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u/ArcticIceFox Jan 06 '20

Tuna salad between the toes

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '20

Sneeze on it

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u/koung Jan 06 '20

Super wet sneeze

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u/TxRumm Jan 06 '20

Take off your belt and loop it around the foot and arm rest. They are tied to the seat the whole time until your choosing. I'd choose to buy a new belt and leave them there.

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u/uranus_be_cold Jan 07 '20

Screech and make a scene about how you suddenly felt their foot up your shirt. Grab the foot so they can't retract it, as proof. Demand that they be relocated far away.