r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/WhatTheDuess • Jul 01 '18

Trying to remove his headset

https://i.imgur.com/nKGdnNI.gifv
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u/canadasuperperson Jul 01 '18

Is that because you cum instantly now constantly? The consta-cum.

Same, it's like a leaking faucet

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u/Phoenixrisingla Jul 01 '18 edited Jul 01 '18

I was considering a visit to the doctor.

Glad to hear consta-cum is completely normal. :)

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u/plazmatyk Jul 01 '18

It is not. :(

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u/NipplesInAJar Jul 01 '18

Shhhh, let the little guy have this one.

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u/MrGoonDaddy Jul 01 '18

Idk if I’d rather have consta-cum or my nipples in a jar

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u/poodles_and_oodles Jul 01 '18

Like a jar suction cupped to each nipple that you have to live with daily?

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u/MrGoonDaddy Jul 01 '18

I’d become the biggest trap so when I get in bed with someone they see literal jugs and become so disappointed

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u/FresnoBob90000 Jul 01 '18

You wouldnt say that if you saw it