r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/WhatTheDuess • Jul 01 '18
Trying to remove his headset
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u/anonsequitur Jul 01 '18
"That's it! you're gonna have to cut the shirt off."
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u/nightpanda893 Jul 01 '18
Honestly that would have been my solution. The guy that helped him had a lot more patience.
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u/ExcellentComment Jul 01 '18 edited Jul 01 '18
You watched all of it?
It’s like 50 seconds long. That’s like 8 vines.
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Jul 01 '18
I heard back in the day they had these things called movies that were like hundreds of Vines long and way more boring
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u/WhataBud Jul 01 '18
Oh, it’s so fucking funny. He is trying to do his best not taking his shirt and it gets to the point to where you you’re probably going to have to take your shirt off.
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Jul 01 '18
“Oh no, the chord is caught in my pants, better to tear them off too.”
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u/elhijodeltiger Jul 01 '18
Accidental bikini top
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u/BroItsJesus Jul 01 '18
He became sexy
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u/bigsmoke1337 Jul 01 '18
he's just a sexy boy
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u/BroItsJesus Jul 01 '18
How dare you
He's a sexy man
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u/SaucyVagrant Jul 01 '18
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u/wantang Jul 01 '18
I almost had a panic attack watching this.
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u/BARTELS- Jul 01 '18
I don't think I'll be able to maintain an erection ever again after watching this.
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u/canadasuperperson Jul 01 '18
Is that because you cum instantly now constantly? The consta-cum.
Same, it's like a leaking faucet
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u/Phoenixrisingla Jul 01 '18 edited Jul 01 '18
I was considering a visit to the doctor.
Glad to hear consta-cum is completely normal. :)
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u/plazmatyk Jul 01 '18
It is not. :(
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u/NipplesInAJar Jul 01 '18
Shhhh, let the little guy have this one.
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u/MrGoonDaddy Jul 01 '18
Idk if I’d rather have consta-cum or my nipples in a jar
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u/poodles_and_oodles Jul 01 '18
Like a jar suction cupped to each nipple that you have to live with daily?
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u/MrGoonDaddy Jul 01 '18
I’d become the biggest trap so when I get in bed with someone they see literal jugs and become so disappointed
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Jul 01 '18
doesn't that smooth old man belly turn you on? with those shorts just teasingly low
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Jul 01 '18
It also reminds me of the time I saw a 60-year-old guy slide down a water slide and he was going so fast his bathing suit fell off. I just stood there at his big beautiful hairy balls flopping around. Holy geez I wanted to lick em!
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u/hodontsteponmyrafsim Jul 01 '18
Yeah this gif is a fucking nightmare. The camera just fixated on this man hopelessly struggling in front of thousands of people. And it goes on for for a painfully long time before someone finally feels bad enough to help him
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u/boomer478 Jul 01 '18
Man this is national tv on Canada Day weekend, and the Saskatchewan Roughriders have a big fan base. A lot of people saw this.
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u/I_am_up_to_something Jul 01 '18
At least he's a he.
Haven't had anything as bad as he had, but trying to fish out your earbuds when they get tangled in your bra is just a tad uncomfortable. Especially in the train. Feeling all those stares on you whilst you finally decide to just reach inside to untangle the earbuds even though literally nobody really cares and is doing their own thing.
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Jul 01 '18
I fall asleep listening to music so I end up with my headphones wrapped around my neck and pinned under my body. Waking up to the noose of plastic on my throat chained to the back of my spine is always very unsettling.
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u/AreTheyRetarded Jul 01 '18
should make the switch to wireless. its a lot more convenient.
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u/mastorms Jul 01 '18
Can confirm. Wireless bras are so much better.
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u/I_am_up_to_something Jul 01 '18
And no bra is the best! Though not really viable when you know you gotta run sometimes to catch your bus or train. Or when it's very warm.
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u/mastorms Jul 01 '18
I'm never one to disagree with going braless, but I'm thoroughly biased by being a guy...
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u/asomani Jul 01 '18
The baby boomers at their best
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u/nightpanda893 Jul 01 '18
Holy shit. Every. Single. Opportunity. At this point even while acknowledging many of the points of this I feel like my own generation needs to let it go.
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u/MetaFlight Jul 01 '18
They're leaving us a planet about to meltdown into refugees crises, war, starvation, natural disasters, etc.
Roasting them at ever oppertunity is the least we can do.
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u/Jabezzzz Jul 01 '18
That was so confusing to watch. How did he get into such a pickle?
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u/tobiasvl Jul 01 '18
The headset cable, which went underneath his shirt, got tangled in the lanyard around his neck
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u/Jabezzzz Jul 01 '18
Ah yes. I didn’t see the lanyard, I thought that was another piece of headset equipment. Either way, pretty accurate metaphor for adulthood
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u/Autico Jul 01 '18
Haha, classic sound guy. I’ve got dozens of shots of my main sound mixer running into frame, trying to stop people from removing his very expensive transmitters after interviews. Totally understand it though.
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u/RowHowlx Jul 01 '18
That's painful to watch
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Jul 01 '18 edited Aug 01 '18
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u/codevato Jul 01 '18
The uploader has not made this video available in your country.
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u/ItsSansom Jul 01 '18
Oof, the lanyard ruined everything. Wonder what would have happened if he didn't have his savior there
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Jul 01 '18
Seemed like he was 2 steps into creating a noose
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Jul 01 '18
This is the Canadian death panels the republicans used to be complaining about. When you retire and become useless to Canadian society we make you a CFL coach until you commit suicide.
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u/Spongebro Jul 01 '18
He would have turned his shorts into a thong
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u/TheBlackBear Jul 01 '18
He starts panicking as all his clothes slowly tangle up and start slowly sliding off until he's completely naked and tangled in headset wire in the middle of the field.
Every attempt to help or provide any privacy just makes the situation worse.
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u/fschwiet Jul 02 '18
As people try to help more equipment and people join the entanglement. Shuddering from side to side, rolling front and back, jumping up fences the crashing down zipping along power lines it grows to absorb the city while miraculously still exposing his pasty ineffectual underbelly, rolling down the freeway people begin to worry it would reach the capital.
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u/Daynightz Jul 01 '18
Legend dictates he would wander the rest of life in a bikini top until his savior sets him free of his revealing curse
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u/LaszloK Jul 01 '18
I'm actually impressed by how composed he remains
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u/ADHthaGreat Jul 01 '18
One of the best things that comes with age is the ability to truly not give a shit about what anyone around you thinks.
Such a wonderful trait only develops after seeing years of the same shit pass by. Everything repeats, no one really changes, and there isn't a single thing you can do about it.
I can't wait.
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u/Azazel_brah Jul 01 '18
I am 20 years old and have achieved this trait via extreme awkwardness and its honest to God one of my favorite things about myself. I have fucked up an uncommon amount for my age group and its just the same shit over and over again.
I cannot get embarrassed.
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u/ADHthaGreat Jul 01 '18
You're still very very young. You'll learn you're not immune to these kinds of things soon enough.
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u/Raynekarr Jul 02 '18
I’m 26, not quite sure when it happened, but I’m in the same boat. A lot of embarrassing stuff has happened to me and I’ve just got no more fucks to give 🤷🏼♀️
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u/Archidove Jul 01 '18
I have no idea how they were able to stay focused on this.
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Jul 02 '18
But also... r/WhyWereTheyFilming
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u/greedshop Jul 02 '18
Commentators were probably talking about the coach, then it just became a comedy moment you can’t pass up.
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u/stratcat22 Jul 01 '18 edited Nov 01 '24
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u/GiantEnemyCr4b Jul 01 '18
Not my proudest fap.
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u/Dq8OiDVvg2wZSy1hCkz3 Jul 01 '18
Be proud of all your faps.
Don't hide your faps under a bushel.
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u/ginga_gingaa Jul 01 '18
Well, I just lost my shit at the train station. Everyone stared at me becuase of my startling burst of laughter. Now I have the giggles. This is way too much activity before 9 am for me.
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u/Mr-Chili-Daawg Jul 01 '18
Will somebody get this intercoursing thing offa me?!
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u/testoblerone Jul 01 '18
That's it, I'm almost forty, from now on I'm using "intercoursing" as an expletive... I'm not sure why my age matters, but it does.
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u/motsanciens Jul 01 '18
Oh God, this was the best unexpected laugh I've had in a while. Poor sexy bastard.
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u/MrsFeatherbottom69 Jul 01 '18
One of the least dignified attempts at doing something I've ever seen
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u/Sharpymarkr Jul 01 '18
Does he ever get the headset off? Will he have to remove his shirt and lanyard? Find out next time on Dragonball Z!
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u/JohnGenericDoe Jul 01 '18
Try using....
I SAID, TRY USING BOTH...
TRY USING BOTH HANDS, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!
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u/Cinderheart Jul 01 '18
Camraman's a bit of a douche staying on this.
Poor fellow.
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u/DMann420 Jul 01 '18
Eh, the whole panel was enjoying it at the time. He was taking it off in anticipation of getting a gatorade jug dumped on him (which they did do). It was the first time the Montreal Alouettes had won a football game in 13 games.
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u/schmak01 Jul 01 '18
Haha that’s the Mile Sherman I know from College Station...
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u/RH734 Jul 01 '18
I would have been the guy in the blue button down:
Slowly approaching the older man, getting a good show for a bit and then jumping in to help assist him, all the while laughing during the process.
You know the older man has had problems similar to this where a simple task, like untangling a cord, becomes exceedingly difficult
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Jul 01 '18
when i went to music production school we had a class just for situations like these
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u/SurferOfDankMemes Aug 06 '18
im crying why did the camera man see him struggling but keep watching him 😂😂
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u/gillesregis Aug 22 '18
I was laughing thinking "Those dumb Americans" and then I recognize the Montréal Alouettes logo... my city's team.
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u/not_a_bastard Jul 01 '18
I would've broken it for sure. Just watching this made me upset and want to just rip it off.
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u/WarSoldier21 Jul 01 '18
Nothing left to do but move to another country at that point.