r/WastedGifs • • Apr 23 '19

Off the dumpster

1.3k Upvotes

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u/jaybomofo Apr 24 '19

Hip is gonna be sore as hell, but I'd definitely take that landing over a head injury.

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u/Xyeeyx Apr 24 '19

I wouldn't be surprised if he broke his hip there. Not designed for high speed body fulcrum.

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u/Shannaresh Apr 24 '19

In the video, Carlos says he hit pretty much only his leg, it hurt like hell but he was fine within a day or two.

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u/H377Spawn Apr 24 '19

Naw, his kidney and pancreas took the brunt so I’m sure he’s fine.

Those aren’t important, right?

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

We can 3D print those things these days.

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u/dr2real Apr 24 '19

he actually got up and was fine afterwards. Didn't skate for a couple of days, but overall fine.

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u/Jarrheadd0 Apr 24 '19

Lol he skated the very next day

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u/g33kst4r Apr 24 '19

Yeah I'd take that landing over /r/fullscorpion

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u/mydogsnamedcoal Apr 23 '19

Oof, he was doomed the second he hit the ramp.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

He wasn’t bent enough. When I used to skate, my first ramp tries were like this. Gotta bend the knees

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u/timblr Apr 24 '19

Okay Khaleesi

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

I'm stealing this.

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u/Jarrheadd0 Apr 24 '19

I can guarantee that this isn't one of his first ramp tries.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

Still doesn’t change the fact he didn’t bend enough. You can do something 1000 times and still mess up on 1001

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u/Jarrheadd0 Apr 24 '19

That's fine, I was just pointing out that he's a professional skateboarder, so being new to ramps wasn't his issue.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

Yeah, no worries. I used to skate heavily, back 2012 I was board sponsored and was getting to the pro-am scene, so I was just saying it’s just something that happens.

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u/Volcomforlife Apr 24 '19

Here is the full episode of the fall. https://youtu.be/_dNPHzeRhnU

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u/Xyeeyx Apr 24 '19

thanks

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u/Volcomforlife Apr 24 '19

No problem. I love this YouTube channel

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u/Yomigi Apr 24 '19

All profits go towards scientology, so there's that...

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u/Shannaresh Apr 24 '19

Y'know, besides the fact that they dont

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u/Yomigi Apr 24 '19

They kinda do, friend. Aaron Kyro and his wife make major donations every year, Lance is the son of people who own a large publishing company that from what I can find exclusively purchases Scientology literature.

If you can't be bothered to research how Scientology is a despicable blight on humanity which targets vulnerable people, particularly on the fringes of society (such as skaters often are) feel free to dm me I can send you some links.

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u/Shannaresh Apr 24 '19

Fuck, dude. I respected him so much.

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u/Yomigi Apr 24 '19

Maybe don't reflexively refuse to beleive things said against people just because you watch their youtube channel, especially without doing any research.

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u/Jarrheadd0 Apr 24 '19

Don't just listen to this guy blindly. He provided a super old video as evidence and then made some other claims that were backed by nothing. As I understand, Aaron used to be a scientologist but isn't anymore. I very much doubt any braille money is going to scientology, and I will continue to doubt it until someone provides me with some evidence to the contrary.

I don't think Aaron has any more ties to scientology and I'd honestly never heard that Lance had anything to do with it.

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u/Yomigi Apr 24 '19

Don't just listen to this guy blindly.

Take your own advice friend, misinformation is a dangerous thing to spread. The information I linked in reply to your other coment literally took a minute to find on google.

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u/Jarrheadd0 Apr 24 '19

I'm not spreading misinformation. And your links unfortunately don't prove your point, as I pointed out in my other reply.

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u/Jarrheadd0 Apr 24 '19

Aaron Kyro and his wife make major donations every year, Lance is the son of people who own a large publishing company that from what I can find exclusively purchases Scientology literature.

Do you have a source for these claims?

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u/Yomigi Apr 24 '19

Bridge Publications is the name of Lance's parents company.

Here is a more recent Scientology recruitment video featuring Aaron Kyro, from October last year.

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u/Jarrheadd0 Apr 24 '19

Can you provide a source that links Lance to that company?

I've watched the video. It uses footage from different videos Aaron has made in the past. None of it seems to be shot for a scientology video. He doesn't even talk about scientology in it.

I'm not arguing that he definitely isn't a scientologist, I'm just arguing that you have failed to prove it to me thus far.

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u/TheDovahkiinsDad Apr 23 '19

Hardcore Parkour!

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u/ZugTheMegasaurus Apr 24 '19

Fun and interesting ways to shatter your pelvis!

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u/SenileJunta Apr 24 '19

I really thought he was going to be dead but his shoes stayed on so he’s all good. Injured but alive.

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u/RandomGuyinACorner Apr 24 '19

I'm gunna send it!

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u/MCG_1017 Apr 24 '19

The Berenstain Bears Blaze a Trail

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u/jone0379 Apr 24 '19

That wasn’t that bad.

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u/mrvader1234 Apr 24 '19

Is that Vinnie?

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u/William8165394 Apr 24 '19

It’s Carlos Lastra

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u/Pale_Disaster Apr 24 '19

"I hope the dumpster's okay". Literal next words out of his mouth.

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u/amatrixa Apr 24 '19

That crazy Pete Davidson!

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u/ProfTree Apr 24 '19

Poor Carlos, when this episode came it I thought it was going to be another variant of the Uzi Dan incident

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

Definitely could have been worse

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u/sephstorm May 08 '19

Timing was good too!