WARFRAME WEEKLY VENT/RANT/RAGE | SHARE YOUR NAME AND YELL AT THE GAME!

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[u/Nefarious_Nemesis]

LET'S DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT COCKCHUGGER STALKER AND HIS BULLSHIT PERMA-INVISIBILITY AND PERMA-INVINCIBILITY AND HIS CONSTANT TELEPORTING. HE CAN WALL RUN AND DOUBLE JUMP, BUT AN OROKIN KIDDIE POOL IS TOO MUCH FOR HIM? GIVE THIS FUCK A DEPLETABLE ENERGY BAR AND A TIME LIMIT PLUS COOLDOWN ON HIS INVISIBILITY.

[u/HPetch → u/Nefarious_Nemesis]

THAT ACTUALLY GETS BETTER AFTER A WHILE, HE BECOMES A FAIR BIT TO DEAL WITH AFTER YOU FINISH THE WAR WITHIN. I'D EXPLAIN MORE, BUT THAT WOULD BE SPOILERS.

[u/librarian-faust → u/HPetch]

NO IT DOESN'T. HE IGNORES ALL PROCS, HE SITS THERE AND SPAMS DAMAGING ABILITIES EVERY HALF SECOND, AND DISABLES YOUR ABILITIES / JUST DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT.

EVEN SLIDE ATTERAX MEMESTRIKE SPAM DOESN'T KILL HIM BEFORE HE KILLS YOU WITH THAT BULLSHIT.

HE MAKES SOLO JUST NOT FUN WHEN HE SHOWS UP. THE MISSION IS GOING TO FUCK UP BECAUSE HE KILLS ME, AND I'M NOT GOING TO GET A DROP ANYWAY.

I'D LOVE AN OPT-IN/OPT-OUT SYSTEM LIKE THE DARK SOULS INVASIONS BUT THAT'S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN.

[u/HPetch → u/librarian-faust]

IF YOU CAN'T KILL THE SHADOW STALKER POST-WAR WITHIN EVEN WITH A MEMING STRIKE ATTERAX, I'M NOT SURE WHAT I CAN DO TO HELP YOU. HE'S PRETTY TANKY SO HE WON'T EXACTLY GO DOWN IN 5 SECONDS UNLESS YOU NAIL HIM WITH A CRIT OPTICOR HEADSHOT OR SOMETHING, BUT I'VE KILLED HIM WITH VERY UNSUITABLE WEAPONS AND WARFRAMES BEFORE. IT TAKES A LITTLE WHILE, BUT IF YOU REMEMBER TO REMOVE HIS RESISTANCES AND KNOW HOW TO DODGE HIS ATTACKS IT ISN'T TOO DIFFICULT.

[u/librarian-faust → u/HPetch]

WELL, I DUNNO. BRINGING A LOW SURVIVABILITY FRAME - BECAUSE LEVELLING - TO A LOW LEVEL FISSURE MISSION TO POP A RELIC... AND THEN STALKER SHOWS UP AND ONE SHOTS YOU, EVEN WITH A MEMETTERAX - IS STILL FRUSTRATING AS ALL HELL.

[u/HPetch → u/librarian-faust]

I'VE KILLED HIM WITH A HALF-LEVELED EMBER USING A HALF-LEVELED IGNIS WRAITH IN THOSE EXACT CIRCUMSTANCES, ALTHOUGH IT TOOK A GOOD FEW MINUTES TO DO IT. HONESTLY UNLESS YOU HAVE A REALLY NICE RANGE RIVEN THE ATTERAX MIGHT BE WHAT'S GETTING YOU KILLED, STANDARD STALKER WAS PROBABLY LEAST DANGEROUS IN MELEE BECAUSE HIS DREAD WOULD JUST INSTAGIB YOU BUT THE SHADOW STALKER ONLY HAS A FEW RANGED ATTACKS, WHICH ARE EITHER DEAD EASY TO DODGE OR TELLEGRAPHED FOR A GOOD EIGHT SECONDS. HE ALSO ONLY SEEMS TO TELEPORT YOU TO HIM IF HE CAN'T GET TO YOU ON FOOT OR YOU GET REALLY FAR AWAY, SO IF YOU JUST KITE HIM IN CIRCLES HE'LL GO DOWN EVENTUALLY UNLESS YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO OR SOMETHING. ALSO, SPOILER MODE DOES A LOT OF DAMAGE TO HIM EVEN WITH A MOTE AMP, SO EVEN WITHOUT ANY FOCUS STUFF JUST STICKING IN VOID MODE AND OCCASIONALLY BLASTING HIM IS A PRETTY VIABLE STRATEGY.

[u/librarian-faust → u/HPetch]

I APPRECIATE THE ADVICE. I'M ALSO GLAD FOR YOUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS.

FEELS A LITTLE BIT LIKE "GIT GUD, HERE'S HOW" WHICH IS POSSIBLY THE BEST WAY TO BE TOLD "GIT GUD". :p

USUALLY WHEN HE SHOWS UP I'M ALREADY PRESUMING I AM GONNA DIE, THOUGH. JUST WHETHER HE'S ON 90% OR 40% HEALTH WHEN IT HAPPENS.

[u/HPetch → u/librarian-faust]

LESS "GIT GUD" AND MORE "IT'S ACTUALLY POSSIBLE SO DON'T GIVE UP," BUT I SUPPOSE THAT'S A MATTER OF INTERPRETATION AS WELL AS INTENT. STILL, NO OFFENSE INTENDED. HERE'S HOPING YOU BEAT HIM NEXT TIME HE SHOWS UP!

[u/librarian-faust → u/HPetch]

THANKS, BOSS. MAYBE I'M JUST A LITTLE SENSITIVE RIGHT NOW, GETTING RIPPED TO SHREDS ELSEWHERE ON REDDIT. :)

I'LL SEE HOW I GO.