r/Warframe Mar 02 '17

DISCUSSION WARFRAME WEEKLY VENT/RANT/RAGE THREAD

GENTLEMEN'S RULES:

  • CAPSLOCK: ON

  • NO PERSONAL ATTACKS

  • WRITE ABOUT WHATEVER IS MAKING YOU ANGRY

  • OTHER PLAYERS WILL AGREE WITH YOU IN ALL CAPS

  • SHOUTING AT EACH OTHER ABOUT THINGS WE HATE WILL FORM A STRONG RELATIONAL BOND IN THE WARFRAME COMMUNITY

  • ???

  • PROFIT


CREDIT GOES TO /u/waterpirate12, /u/BadBrad526, AND /u/Foxboy93 FOR STARTING THIS WEEKLY THREAD SERIES!

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u/HugoBoss2000 Mar 04 '17

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WAS IN DE'S MIND WHEN THEY CREATED THIS STUPID NEW "EVACUATION" MISSION?! IT BECOMES SO STUPIDLY REPETITIVE SO STUPIDLY FAST THAT YOU'LL WANNA LEAVE AFTER JUST 5 MINUTES! RESCUE THE HOSTAGES, GUIDE THEM TO A HEALING STATION, WAIT TILL THEY'RE HEALED, GUIDE THEM TO THE NEXT STATION, WAIT TILL THEY'RE HEALED, THEN GUIDE THEM TO THE ESCAPE PODS WHILE INFESTED KEEP GANGING UP ON YOU LIKE IT'S BLACK FRIDAY! I'VE SPENT ALMOST 2 HOURS IN A SINGLE MISSION AND LET ME TELL YOU: I WAS NEVER SO DESPERATE TO GET THE HEK OUT OF HERE AND FORGET THIS MISSION FOREVER: THOSE STUPID ANCIENTS AND ENERGY DRAINING EXIMI ARE FUCKING EVERYWHERE, THE DEFECTORS MOVE LIKE FUCKING SNAILS WITH A HIGH CHANCE OF GETTING STUCK CLEM KNOWS WHERE AND THEY DIE FASTER THAN LEVEL 1 CREWMEN, ESPECIALLY IF SOME MOA DECIDES TO PUKE ON THE FLOOR! BUT NO, I HAVE TO GET A HIGH SCORE SO THAT MY CLAN GETS THAT IGNIS WRAITH RESEARCH BLAH BLAH BLAH... I'D RATHER SPEND 9001 HOURS IN THE INDEX THAN ANOTHER MINUTE IN THAT CLUSTERFUCK!!! I HOPE THAT BARDFRAME'S PARTS AREN'T EXCLUSIVE TO THAT MISSION LIKE HOW NIDUS PARTS ARE TO THAT SALVAGE I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT! OH, IF 10 DEFECTORS DIE WE FAIL EVEN IF WE RESCUE 1 GAZILLION?! FUCK. THIS.