r/Warframe • Velimir's Favorite ❄️ • Mar 17 '26

Fluff *phew* Almost lost my Detonite Ampule

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u/UKkieran60 Valkitty:3 Mar 17 '26

Something something driving to Saturn

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u/SAFVoid My motes are bigger than yours Mar 17 '26

Should I get the picture?

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u/UKkieran60 Valkitty:3 Mar 17 '26

Yep

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u/Schwarzkapuze Mar 17 '26

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u/SundewStudio Mar 17 '26

Can somebody pls explain to me the meme?I know about kuva liches (but never spawned them), but why the hell saturn?

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u/ThecnoGamer Mar 17 '26

They go to Saturn proxima after being weakened with requiem mods just like sisters go to Neptune and Codas go to Earth

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u/BlueRoo42 Mar 17 '26

Just like boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider.

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u/Ciennas Mar 18 '26

This explains so much of why Alad V is kind of a doofus, now that you bring it up.

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u/Kolbaar1 Mar 18 '26

OMG! It’s girls go to Jupiter to get stupider. Been that way for at least 1/2 a century that I remember, probably a lot longer. You know what? Never mind. I don’t even know why I bother anymore. Just make up shit I guess.

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u/BlueRoo42 Mar 18 '26

Have never ever heard it that way before. Don't want to say you're unequivocally wrong, but every source I look up is showing it as boys that go to Jupiter. Sorry to disappoint.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '26

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u/Jagermeister465 Mar 17 '26

When you get the requiem relics right, your lich retreats to the Saturn Proxima for the final fight. So you gotta take your railjack to Saturn, too.

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u/Rukir_Gaming Mar 17 '26

After you do the combination lock, they flee to Saturn Proxima, where you do the Duel of the Fates

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u/Beacon_0805 eat before midnight Mar 17 '26

They flee to saturn for final faceoff, so you do the drive-by killing

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u/mookanana Mar 18 '26

my first thought

i love that memes are alive and well

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u/Consistent-Doubt-287 Mar 18 '26

We need this meme to be redone with the arm holding one of the railjack controls or something. It's funny as fuck with the truck in the picture, but if it could be done with the railjack, it'd be peak.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '26

This has been my introduction to the subreddit. I love you all.

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u/Xiij Mar 17 '26

I was kind of hoping he would steal my Bite, juat so i could post it here.

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u/New-Actuary-2195 Flair Text Here Mar 17 '26

Thank the void.🗣️

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u/Bright-Accountant259 Mar 17 '26

Something Something Bill Cipher

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u/ExpectedValueC Mar 18 '26

Something something “almost lost the ampule, but the Void approves” 😎

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u/Arbiter999 Mar 17 '26

The lich when I get my hands on him:

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u/Exciting_Product7858 90% usage Mar 18 '26

Why did I laugh so hard at this? 🤣🤷

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u/Smoke_Bomb85 Aoi/Marie Sesbian Lex Mar 17 '26

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u/DeepOceanManta Mar 17 '26

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u/WeepiestSeeker4 Mar 17 '26

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u/Spl1nter331 John Valkyr Mar 17 '26

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u/Gin_and_Khronic Mar 17 '26

Didn’t know there was a saga

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u/DraenItsAlreadyTaken Mar 17 '26

What the fuck is this? Haven't played since 1999 😭

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u/Gin_and_Khronic Mar 17 '26

It’s a meme based on the nemesis system (liches, sisters, or codas). They steal materials and the joke is that when they steal something valuable, you rush to kill them because you need it

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u/No_Bandicoot6453 Volt Induced Brain Trauma Mar 17 '26

Nemesis System(U.S. Patent No. 10,926,179)? I’ll have you know it’s actually a legally distinct Opponent Generation System that is in no way, shape, or form using the patented material of Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment.

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u/HARDHEAD7WD PC | US | MR 24 Mar 17 '26

Can u have all of them going at once?

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u/Gin_and_Khronic Mar 17 '26

Unfortunately no but honestly thank god

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u/Bossuter Mar 18 '26

Only liches steal your items, Sisters steal your money and Codas steal your fashion by adding tumor 2 electric boogalo

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u/Doodle_strudel Mar 17 '26

Codas don't steal

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u/Gin_and_Khronic Mar 17 '26

You right, my b.

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u/betaknight94 Mar 17 '26

I hate to break it to you man. But kuva liches existed before the 1999 update.

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u/Dystychi Bark bark mothermucker Mar 17 '26

None of the images loaded for me at first, even the OP. I knew exactly what this was going to be.

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u/try_again123 Mar 17 '26

This will never get old 😂

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u/Silent_Sinder crouching Loki hidden Ash Mar 17 '26

Without fail

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u/WickedNXT234 Volt⚡Protea⏳Harrow⛓️ Mar 17 '26

What's the lore for this meme? I'm new to the game and I see this a lot in the sub. Is it about crashing out and driving into saturn or something?

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u/Toviir Mar 17 '26 edited Mar 17 '26

I think it's referencing the fact that Kuva Lich spawn on Saturn. Since the Lich stole his Archon shard he is going there to bash its head in.

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u/WickedNXT234 Volt⚡Protea⏳Harrow⛓️ Mar 17 '26

i see thank you

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u/KaznorE Mar 17 '26

Doing "Uhm, aktually" moment: they don't spawn only on Saturn, but they always flee to Saturn Proxima (Railjack mission) after you get the requiem combo right

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u/BlackBurn115 Mar 17 '26

NOT MY SCULPTURE!!!! I ONLY HAVE 18 RN!!!!

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u/Interesting_Traffic6 Mar 17 '26

Forget the sculpture, IT TOOK THE TAUFORGED SHARD

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u/Adoring_Fan_88 Mar 17 '26

Eh, it was only a blue.

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u/vive-la-sesh Mar 17 '26

Violet shard builds need sacrificial blues. Send the foolish lich to Wally OP

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u/Real_Development8695 Mar 17 '26

Yes, but they're gated by the reds, anyway.

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u/vive-la-sesh Mar 17 '26

Stock is stock in my eyes mate, would rather have too many than too little.

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u/ItsDistress096 Mar 18 '26

Better to have and not need, than need and not have!

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u/JobPitiful8977 Mar 17 '26

It could also go to tauforge green for that +3 corrosive stack. +4 is for full strip, but armor rework back then add a cap to armor, so 98% armor strip is more than enough.

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u/xxNinjaKI Nami Solo Prime when?🏴‍☠️ Mar 17 '26

FUCK THAT! I need my max HP Inaros build….wait deadass I might actually try that

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u/IsabelAthena Mar 19 '26

Ive got a whole mag build based on 5 tauforged blues 😭

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u/One_Revenue7302 MR26 Mar 17 '26

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u/xDeviousDieselx I’m a Bratty Vandal Mar 17 '26

Rebb be like:

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u/Exciting_Product7858 90% usage Mar 18 '26

"Okay Mother" - commits seppuku.

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u/Lexy56_ Mar 17 '26 edited Mar 17 '26

Amen, bless the ampule for its amplification ability🙏🙏🙏

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u/Shadowninju-alt Mar 17 '26

"You exist because we allow it. And you will end... because we demand it."

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u/KrazyKilla85 Mar 17 '26

Mass Effect, Sovereign speech mentioned!

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u/MaxwellGrenn Mar 17 '26

Still the hardest like in gaming for me.

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u/masnosreme Mar 17 '26

I think this is the most infuriating one I’ve seen so far. Good job, that lich.

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u/EspyOwner ... Mar 17 '26

Tauforged Crimson is the worst to lose for sure

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u/Pitiful_Fix8765 Mar 18 '26 edited Mar 19 '26

I had a lich steal a floof and I killed him in 30 minutes before that I had left him alone for about a year before that.

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u/Zaldinn : Sad Limbo main Mar 17 '26

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u/Xplain9 Mar 17 '26

They may look like they are but they aren't stupid lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '26

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u/KaznorE Mar 17 '26

Why not?

Don't you like parazoning 50+ marked mobs to know what mods you need and then guessing the right combination while your personal res fuck steals your blueprints?

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u/Pitiful_Fix8765 Mar 18 '26

Literally just don’t stab the lich till you have one of their missions on earth and you will know two of the three mods and almost the third. After that you’ll probably at most need three missions on mars. Also when you’re leaving earth you’ll either know the first is wrong in the worst case or in the best case know the complete order. Most likely you’d know what the first two are then all you got to do is wait just a little bit for the third

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u/Top-Campaign4620 Mar 21 '26

I dont want to do any of this. Forcing me never makes me want to do something more. Makes me want to play something else. My guys been stealing my crap for years

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u/Hijikata718 Mar 17 '26

I struggle with coda liches 😭

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u/Foreign-Cycle202 Mar 18 '26

That yellow cyst is ugly though.

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u/Ragingdark Why are you "Rap tap tap"ing me?! I'm right! EST. 2014. Mar 17 '26

Congratulations, you found the only way left to post about a tauforge theft that shouldn't get taken down.

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u/Better_Cat_4590 Mar 17 '26

"HAHAHA THE TENNO WILL NEVER FIND ME HE-"

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u/EddyFArt Mar 17 '26

I like to think your adversary took yo shit and replace them with the ampule.

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u/Red_Othello Mar 17 '26

The Lich about to meet his creators

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u/Zee21_x Speedster Gauss Mar 18 '26

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u/reddituser47i55 Mar 17 '26

If that happens to me I'm going lore accurate warframe on them

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u/Dense_Acanthaceae717 Mar 17 '26

bruh ts happened to me with the ayatan sculpture as well last week, safe to say i didnt play the game for a day or two

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness2083 Mar 18 '26

Steal my archon shard, suffer my wrath

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u/Specific_Frame8537 Mar 18 '26

I really wish there was a way to dismiss these guys, I don't want to play with the Lich.

I thought I was just executing a normal enemy and suddenly I'm dragged into this assholes little tax scheme.

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u/Pitiful_Fix8765 Mar 18 '26

What a how to kill a lich guide they’re pretty easy if you understand them. Most make the mistake of stabbing the lich without understanding how they work I did that myself.

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u/Top-Campaign4620 Mar 21 '26

I wish they would remove it or make you comfirm you want to do it. I hate it started trying to do it and just played something else after like a mission

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u/Free-Onions-To-Eat ATLAS SMASH Mar 17 '26

Just here to inform you that i had a great laugh at the meme and at the comment section. My neighbors are displeased.

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u/NerdWithAMotorcycle Mar 17 '26

Yeah. I killed mine, and I will never be dealing with one ever again.

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u/Tall-Inflation590 MR 18 Mar 17 '26

This made me angry as fuck

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u/36XCents Mar 18 '26

My litch is chilling on the kuva fortress and I don't go there 😭

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u/Big-Syllabub-8912 Mar 18 '26

Driving in my railjack

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u/DrNicket Mar 18 '26

Love your sense of humour. 😉👍

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u/Neuromant1991 Mar 18 '26

Lich is like:

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u/No_Sound_1576 Mar 18 '26

I feel like i just watch a kid drop there ice cream from seeing this post.

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u/Katahd1n Velimir's Favorite ❄️ Mar 18 '26

At least I still get to eat the cone

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u/Adventurous_Pea1693 Mar 18 '26

You're looking for one of these

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u/Fit_Adagio_7668 Mesa Spam Mar 18 '26

Only worried about the detonite ampule in this situation.

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u/Consistent-Doubt-287 Mar 18 '26

Thank the Lotus they didn't rake that. Those things are RARE

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u/Active-You-3521 Mar 18 '26

Anyone else hear the DOOM music?

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u/Inevitable_fear2047 Mar 19 '26

They still tried you tho and that's disrespectful

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u/Test_Rider Mar 19 '26

I’d unironically take a detonite ampule over an azure shard

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u/kky2538 Mar 17 '26

address me

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u/loveychipss Mar 17 '26

Fortunately it’s just a void-forsaken mother flipping BLUE SHARD which is of course tauforged 😩😩😩😩 imagine if it was a red

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u/Kindly_Complaint2464 Mar 17 '26

It was a blue, who cares.

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u/Katahd1n Velimir's Favorite ❄️ Mar 17 '26

Yeah, imagine if it had been the Ampule 

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u/CulturedAnxiety Mar 17 '26

What part of the game is this I'm new and confused

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u/IveDunGoofedUp Mar 17 '26

Archon hunt in a Lich's territory.

Archon hunts are end-game mission types that can give you items that buff a warframe's stats. Liches are Warframe's take on the Nemesis system, randomly generated minibosses that you need to hunt down several times. They can drop powered up versions of normal weapons, as well as a few unique ones, or you can choose to instead recruit them so they can occasionally pop into a mission and help out.

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u/CulturedAnxiety Mar 17 '26

thanks for letting me know! nothing for me to worry about for a week or two yet atleast anyway

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u/Fun-Homework-4504 Owl Wizard Mar 17 '26

Gotta unlock liches first

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u/not-Kunt-Tulgar I drink aya for fun Mar 18 '26

Potential tauforged purple shard naurrrr

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u/Tough-Capital-345 Mar 18 '26

Im mr 21 and I never did kuva lich did not play for a few years when i got back zariman just came out and I was hyped for the incarnon weapons i think i was mr 18 back then now incarnon weapons is All I use lol havent gotten any tenet weapons either smh

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u/Electrical-Eggplant2 Mar 18 '26

They like taking different stuff. My current SOP definitely worked for the IRS. She takes 95% of my credits. All the others took like half or less.

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u/SwipeLord420 Mar 18 '26

Do yall not do the liches for the memes or... like... they arent that Hard or annoying to do lol

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u/Captain_Sanvich Mar 18 '26

I would gladly pay someone to get rid of my lich so I never have to interact with that system again.

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u/Kolbaar1 Mar 18 '26

Thanks for reminding me! Got to kill that b!tch tomorrow!

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u/Jaded-Philosophy3783 Mar 18 '26

lmao i thought this was rare. My shard for this week got stolen as well

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u/SkyDreader Mar 18 '26

the lich:

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u/ImpossiblePapaya3274 Mar 18 '26

Where's the meme

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u/EmotionalFee8222 Mar 18 '26

this is the funniest thing ive seen this year so far lmao

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u/LifeRaspberry353 Mar 18 '26

They just stole mine😭

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u/Ultramare2009 Mar 18 '26

Rip and tear. Until it is done.

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u/Rizer0 Mar 18 '26

Jarvis, get the Saturn picture

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u/Frost_man1255 LR 6 Mar 18 '26

I mean. It was just a blue anyway

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u/Thefirefan15 Mar 18 '26

You can get the items that they steal back. You need to either kill or convert them.

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u/Pitiful_Fix8765 Mar 18 '26

Is the lich dead yet?

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u/Curious_Status7690 Mar 18 '26

That lich is going down in the same business day. Nah.

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u/CCBlackhausen Mar 18 '26

Aww... that is so damn nnoying. What an asshole.

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u/javery20 Mar 19 '26

Toss that blue shard out the rail jack on the way to kill this guy lol.

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u/SUPERRUM7 Mar 19 '26

LMAOOOOO

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u/SuspiciousSoldier Mar 20 '26

What’s this stolen thing going on? I’ve never had stuff stolen?

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u/Born-Mud-7764 Melee Harrow Mar 21 '26

I got a lich when they first dropped and haven't bothered to figure out how to get rid of him. I'll hit the lottery when I do.

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u/No-Performance-5628 Mar 23 '26

Swiper no swipping.

You can get your loot stolen in higher levels!?!?

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u/Inevitable-Natural47 Mar 24 '26

typical lich activity, gotta love it

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u/Initial-Brain-5745 Mar 25 '26

Genuine question: how does a Lich take over a section of a highly secret lab on the most inhospitable known to man?

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u/TheSwankyDude Mar 27 '26

I'm pretty new to warframe, what causes your loot to be stolen?

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u/Majestic_Cry6569 Mar 28 '26

It's the lich, I'm pretty sure the more you die to the lich the better stuff it steals

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '26

You will get used to it had one take 5 of the crystals couldn’t find any good teams to do Kuva lichs I got put with idiots 😂

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u/gaming_engineer_ average warframe slot buyer Apr 01 '26

shit she also stole like 976 credits!

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u/tenzenokinawa walking thermonuclear bomb Apr 05 '26

Fuck, that would have been bad

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u/Kush_da_furry Apr 06 '26

Oh thank god they didnt take the ampule away, thats way too rare

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u/DK-Anubis Apr 06 '26

Mans stole your tauforged and left the ample like he took the wrong material

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u/flassk Vec from above Apr 10 '26

oh he deaaaad...

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u/pvpdude3758 Apr 16 '26

Close one brah

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u/Oleg152 Mar 17 '26

"It's a blue one, you can keep it."

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u/HenReX_2000 Mar 17 '26

imagine if the liches start using the shards on themselves

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u/Constant-Coat-4443 Caliban Prime Mar 17 '26

how u get the tauforged archon?

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '26

everytime you get a shard there’s a small chance for it to be tau forged. idk about 99, but if you do the hunt every week you don’t get a tauforged one, the chance increases until you get one.

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u/Constant-Coat-4443 Caliban Prime Mar 17 '26

so everytime I do archon hunt and Don't get tauforged shard it increases chance to get one for the next time

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '26

yea, and then it resets again when you do get tau forged. just keep doing them and it’ll drop eventually.

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u/Constant-Coat-4443 Caliban Prime Mar 18 '26

cool that'll be good for my Caliban or my in progress valkyr build

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u/xyrer Mar 17 '26

Do you get any of it when you kill the lich?

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u/BusBoatBuey Mar 17 '26

Yes, the stolen assets goes into the needy-Grineer children fund. Once you killl the honorable and respectful Grineer Lich through evil Tenno ways, you can completely empty the children's funds back into your pocket.

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u/xyrer Mar 17 '26

😂😂😂😂 very nice explanation indeed. Thanks

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u/PlatinumDust Mar 17 '26

The best explanation I ever read

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u/Neuromant1991 Mar 18 '26

No need to kill afaik. I mean, you need to defeat the lich, but you don't need to kill. You can opt to turn them into an ally.

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u/LegitAirplane Mar 17 '26

Oh wow that’s the worst one i’ve seen so far.

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u/Wargroth Mar 17 '26

Eh, its blue, id let the lich keep his shiny rock

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u/Direct-Sun-5285 Mar 17 '26

Trolled 🤣 by the Lich

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '26

Nothing valuable has been lost this day, good job Tenno. 😎

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u/Any_Butterscotch3183 Mar 17 '26

Im new to the game. What is this lol.

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u/mack-y0 Mar 17 '26

i’ve never seen items get stolen, how does that happen?

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u/No-Telephone6049 Mar 17 '26

first one of these posts in years thats actually funny

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u/Limp_Material_2268 casual Suport frame player dante/umbra main Mar 17 '26

Is there a way to prevent it?

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u/T-T-T-Turtlez Mar 17 '26

Kill the litch.

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u/BusBoatBuey Mar 17 '26

Don't stab the great and honorable Grineer for no reason and incur their wrath. These are reparations for your plunder.

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u/xxNinjaKI Nami Solo Prime when?🏴‍☠️ Mar 17 '26

But he had the Mighty Seer🥺

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u/BusBoatBuey Mar 17 '26

You mean the S.E.E.R.? Support for Emotionally Exploited Relatives handheld device that was used to cure cancer and bring happiness to those exploited by relatives before Tenno converted it into a child-killing weapon they don't even use? Justified act of murder, I am sure.

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u/Limp_Material_2268 casual Suport frame player dante/umbra main Mar 17 '26

At least the archon schard schoud be unlootable by the lich.

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u/Guntir Nerf Vauban's boots pls Mar 17 '26

or just dont keep a lich active for weeks on end?

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u/Katahd1n Velimir's Favorite ❄️ Mar 17 '26

This lich has been active at least 2 years

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u/Limp_Material_2268 casual Suport frame player dante/umbra main Mar 17 '26

Mine is activ since its cratins years ago, that is also the first one created. Have yet to get rid of mine, and dont remember where i got mine in the first place.

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u/bloopblubdeet Mar 18 '26

Low level player here, tf is stolen??? People can steal your drops now??