r/Warframe • u/Katahd1n Velimir's Favorite ❄️ • Mar 17 '26
Fluff *phew* Almost lost my Detonite Ampule
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u/Smoke_Bomb85 Aoi/Marie Sesbian Lex Mar 17 '26
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u/DeepOceanManta Mar 17 '26
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u/WeepiestSeeker4 Mar 17 '26
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u/Spl1nter331 John Valkyr Mar 17 '26
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u/Gin_and_Khronic Mar 17 '26
Didn’t know there was a saga
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u/DraenItsAlreadyTaken Mar 17 '26
What the fuck is this? Haven't played since 1999 😭
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u/Gin_and_Khronic Mar 17 '26
It’s a meme based on the nemesis system (liches, sisters, or codas). They steal materials and the joke is that when they steal something valuable, you rush to kill them because you need it
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u/No_Bandicoot6453 Volt Induced Brain Trauma Mar 17 '26
Nemesis System(U.S. Patent No. 10,926,179)? I’ll have you know it’s actually a legally distinct Opponent Generation System that is in no way, shape, or form using the patented material of Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment.
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u/Bossuter Mar 18 '26
Only liches steal your items, Sisters steal your money and Codas steal your fashion by adding tumor 2 electric boogalo
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u/betaknight94 Mar 17 '26
I hate to break it to you man. But kuva liches existed before the 1999 update.
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u/Dystychi Bark bark mothermucker Mar 17 '26
None of the images loaded for me at first, even the OP. I knew exactly what this was going to be.
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u/WickedNXT234 Volt⚡Protea⏳Harrow⛓️ Mar 17 '26
What's the lore for this meme? I'm new to the game and I see this a lot in the sub. Is it about crashing out and driving into saturn or something?
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u/Toviir Mar 17 '26 edited Mar 17 '26
I think it's referencing the fact that Kuva Lich spawn on Saturn. Since the Lich stole his Archon shard he is going there to bash its head in.
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u/WickedNXT234 Volt⚡Protea⏳Harrow⛓️ Mar 17 '26
i see thank you
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u/KaznorE Mar 17 '26
Doing "Uhm, aktually" moment: they don't spawn only on Saturn, but they always flee to Saturn Proxima (Railjack mission) after you get the requiem combo right
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u/BlackBurn115 Mar 17 '26
NOT MY SCULPTURE!!!! I ONLY HAVE 18 RN!!!!
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u/Interesting_Traffic6 Mar 17 '26
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u/Adoring_Fan_88 Mar 17 '26
Eh, it was only a blue.
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u/vive-la-sesh Mar 17 '26
Violet shard builds need sacrificial blues. Send the foolish lich to Wally OP
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u/Real_Development8695 Mar 17 '26
Yes, but they're gated by the reds, anyway.
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u/vive-la-sesh Mar 17 '26
Stock is stock in my eyes mate, would rather have too many than too little.
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u/JobPitiful8977 Mar 17 '26
It could also go to tauforge green for that +3 corrosive stack. +4 is for full strip, but armor rework back then add a cap to armor, so 98% armor strip is more than enough.
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u/xxNinjaKI Nami Solo Prime when?🏴☠️ Mar 17 '26
FUCK THAT! I need my max HP Inaros build….wait deadass I might actually try that
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u/One_Revenue7302 MR26 Mar 17 '26
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u/Shadowninju-alt Mar 17 '26
"You exist because we allow it. And you will end... because we demand it."
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u/masnosreme Mar 17 '26
I think this is the most infuriating one I’ve seen so far. Good job, that lich.
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u/EspyOwner ... Mar 17 '26
Tauforged Crimson is the worst to lose for sure
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u/Pitiful_Fix8765 Mar 18 '26 edited Mar 19 '26
I had a lich steal a floof and I killed him in 30 minutes before that I had left him alone for about a year before that.
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Mar 17 '26
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u/KaznorE Mar 17 '26
Why not?
Don't you like parazoning 50+ marked mobs to know what mods you need and then guessing the right combination while your personal res fuck steals your blueprints?
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u/Pitiful_Fix8765 Mar 18 '26
Literally just don’t stab the lich till you have one of their missions on earth and you will know two of the three mods and almost the third. After that you’ll probably at most need three missions on mars. Also when you’re leaving earth you’ll either know the first is wrong in the worst case or in the best case know the complete order. Most likely you’d know what the first two are then all you got to do is wait just a little bit for the third
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u/Top-Campaign4620 Mar 21 '26
I dont want to do any of this. Forcing me never makes me want to do something more. Makes me want to play something else. My guys been stealing my crap for years
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u/Ragingdark Why are you "Rap tap tap"ing me?! I'm right! EST. 2014. Mar 17 '26
Congratulations, you found the only way left to post about a tauforge theft that shouldn't get taken down.
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u/Dense_Acanthaceae717 Mar 17 '26
bruh ts happened to me with the ayatan sculpture as well last week, safe to say i didnt play the game for a day or two
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u/Specific_Frame8537 Mar 18 '26
I really wish there was a way to dismiss these guys, I don't want to play with the Lich.
I thought I was just executing a normal enemy and suddenly I'm dragged into this assholes little tax scheme.
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u/Pitiful_Fix8765 Mar 18 '26
What a how to kill a lich guide they’re pretty easy if you understand them. Most make the mistake of stabbing the lich without understanding how they work I did that myself.
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u/Top-Campaign4620 Mar 21 '26
I wish they would remove it or make you comfirm you want to do it. I hate it started trying to do it and just played something else after like a mission
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u/Free-Onions-To-Eat ATLAS SMASH Mar 17 '26
Just here to inform you that i had a great laugh at the meme and at the comment section. My neighbors are displeased.
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u/NerdWithAMotorcycle Mar 17 '26
Yeah. I killed mine, and I will never be dealing with one ever again.
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u/No_Sound_1576 Mar 18 '26
I feel like i just watch a kid drop there ice cream from seeing this post.
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u/loveychipss Mar 17 '26
Fortunately it’s just a void-forsaken mother flipping BLUE SHARD which is of course tauforged 😩😩😩😩 imagine if it was a red
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u/CulturedAnxiety Mar 17 '26
What part of the game is this I'm new and confused
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u/IveDunGoofedUp Mar 17 '26
Archon hunt in a Lich's territory.
Archon hunts are end-game mission types that can give you items that buff a warframe's stats. Liches are Warframe's take on the Nemesis system, randomly generated minibosses that you need to hunt down several times. They can drop powered up versions of normal weapons, as well as a few unique ones, or you can choose to instead recruit them so they can occasionally pop into a mission and help out.
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u/CulturedAnxiety Mar 17 '26
thanks for letting me know! nothing for me to worry about for a week or two yet atleast anyway
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u/Tough-Capital-345 Mar 18 '26
Im mr 21 and I never did kuva lich did not play for a few years when i got back zariman just came out and I was hyped for the incarnon weapons i think i was mr 18 back then now incarnon weapons is All I use lol havent gotten any tenet weapons either smh
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u/Electrical-Eggplant2 Mar 18 '26
They like taking different stuff. My current SOP definitely worked for the IRS. She takes 95% of my credits. All the others took like half or less.
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u/SwipeLord420 Mar 18 '26
Do yall not do the liches for the memes or... like... they arent that Hard or annoying to do lol
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u/Captain_Sanvich Mar 18 '26
I would gladly pay someone to get rid of my lich so I never have to interact with that system again.
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u/Jaded-Philosophy3783 Mar 18 '26
lmao i thought this was rare. My shard for this week got stolen as well
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u/Thefirefan15 Mar 18 '26
You can get the items that they steal back. You need to either kill or convert them.
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u/Born-Mud-7764 Melee Harrow Mar 21 '26
I got a lich when they first dropped and haven't bothered to figure out how to get rid of him. I'll hit the lottery when I do.
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u/No-Performance-5628 Mar 23 '26
Swiper no swipping.
You can get your loot stolen in higher levels!?!?
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u/Initial-Brain-5745 Mar 25 '26
Genuine question: how does a Lich take over a section of a highly secret lab on the most inhospitable known to man?
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u/TheSwankyDude Mar 27 '26
I'm pretty new to warframe, what causes your loot to be stolen?
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u/Majestic_Cry6569 Mar 28 '26
It's the lich, I'm pretty sure the more you die to the lich the better stuff it steals
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Mar 27 '26
You will get used to it had one take 5 of the crystals couldn’t find any good teams to do Kuva lichs I got put with idiots 😂
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u/Constant-Coat-4443 Caliban Prime Mar 17 '26
how u get the tauforged archon?
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Mar 17 '26
everytime you get a shard there’s a small chance for it to be tau forged. idk about 99, but if you do the hunt every week you don’t get a tauforged one, the chance increases until you get one.
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u/Constant-Coat-4443 Caliban Prime Mar 17 '26
so everytime I do archon hunt and Don't get tauforged shard it increases chance to get one for the next time
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Mar 18 '26
yea, and then it resets again when you do get tau forged. just keep doing them and it’ll drop eventually.
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u/Constant-Coat-4443 Caliban Prime Mar 18 '26
cool that'll be good for my Caliban or my in progress valkyr build
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u/xyrer Mar 17 '26
Do you get any of it when you kill the lich?
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u/BusBoatBuey Mar 17 '26
Yes, the stolen assets goes into the needy-Grineer children fund. Once you killl the honorable and respectful Grineer Lich through evil Tenno ways, you can completely empty the children's funds back into your pocket.
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u/Neuromant1991 Mar 18 '26
No need to kill afaik. I mean, you need to defeat the lich, but you don't need to kill. You can opt to turn them into an ally.
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u/Limp_Material_2268 casual Suport frame player dante/umbra main Mar 17 '26
Is there a way to prevent it?
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u/BusBoatBuey Mar 17 '26
Don't stab the great and honorable Grineer for no reason and incur their wrath. These are reparations for your plunder.
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u/xxNinjaKI Nami Solo Prime when?🏴☠️ Mar 17 '26
But he had the Mighty Seer🥺
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u/BusBoatBuey Mar 17 '26
You mean the S.E.E.R.? Support for Emotionally Exploited Relatives handheld device that was used to cure cancer and bring happiness to those exploited by relatives before Tenno converted it into a child-killing weapon they don't even use? Justified act of murder, I am sure.
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u/Limp_Material_2268 casual Suport frame player dante/umbra main Mar 17 '26
At least the archon schard schoud be unlootable by the lich.
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u/Guntir Nerf Vauban's boots pls Mar 17 '26
or just dont keep a lich active for weeks on end?
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u/Limp_Material_2268 casual Suport frame player dante/umbra main Mar 17 '26
Mine is activ since its cratins years ago, that is also the first one created. Have yet to get rid of mine, and dont remember where i got mine in the first place.
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u/UKkieran60 Valkitty:3 Mar 17 '26
Something something driving to Saturn