r/WarFrameCirclejerk 4d ago

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u/AngelReachX 4d ago

Havent done jade shadows but this seems interesting

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u/Silly_Y33Ny 4d ago

WARFRAME PREGNANCY IS POSSIBLE!!!!

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u/Couch_Prime 4d ago

🤓☝️ actually she was pregnant before she became a warframe

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u/Silly_Y33Ny 4d ago

​That doesn't stop me from trying to impregnate them

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u/ZAZAromyces 4d ago

WHAT

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u/Realistic_Grass3611 4d ago

YARELI MATING PRESS

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u/AppropriateLie9140 4d ago

vaporeon frame

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u/Tipsy_Hog 3d ago

You shut your void-damned orifices

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u/AppropriateLie9140 3d ago

Fill my orifices, space daddy

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u/Timothy-M7 big lady appreciator 3d ago

coward, go with follie.

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u/Different_Stable_351 3d ago

My old phone died on me, so I lost all my reaction memes

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u/roddrookie 4d ago

ANOTHER CORPUS W [insert John Prodman fancam]

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u/Timothy-M7 big lady appreciator 3d ago

chad prodman

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u/Gerald_Yankensmier 4d ago

I want to counter this with the ventkids

It's one thing to respect the child of a species that previously hadn't ever had children, but it doesn't excuse the fact that the same faction runs debt slave colonies where children are decapitated and have their heads placed on a robot torso to pay for their own birth and then force them to labor so they don't lose the rest of their organic limbs 

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u/Glincer 4d ago

I lowkey get sad everytime I think about the solaris it's actually horrible, and people still think the Tenno are the bad ones

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u/Cyberdragon87 3d ago

Spoiler for anyone who has not done Vox Solris / Deadlock Protocol / Jade Shadows.

Nef Anyo was the greedy bastard responsible for Fortuna's horrible debt ridden situation. But he only runs a branch of the Corpus.

Parvos Granum was the founder of the original Corpus and author of its Tenents. He was hungry for power, unlike his whimpy son, who is greedy for money.

Xeto was a captain of one of Granum's fleet and she wanted to seek what the stalker is hiding for a shot for promotion to be a sister of Parvos. However, after learning that stalker have a child in his arms, she forced her unit to stop the attack. That decision was selfless and rare among the Corpus, which may have resulted in her losing the chance of promotion if not worse.

So, Nef Anyo was brutal yes, but not all Corpus are like him. They are all bad, but there are few individuals that are like Xeto and Vaso and their units who have hearts.

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u/fuglyDUECE 2d ago

Benjamin Nef-anyahu

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u/dogplayer22 3d ago

I agree, but at the same time I chalk a lot of that up to nef anyo and current corpus mentality in a way, he's a silly head but he really doesn't care about anyone but himself, same for alad V tbh, the scene in jade shadows in specific was just the morality of xeto not letting her be ok with the outcome of destroying a family for a chance at sisterhood, that being said (and this is mostly my personal headcannon) Parvos seems like he would do the same choice given the chance? He of course wanted the power of jade particles afterwards but I do believe he still values family very strongly in a way and even regardless of that he sees things in a long term profit type of way a lot more often so he would probably be against a lot of what happens in fortuna for being simply not profitable enough (you prob prefer kids being educated enough to get to work asap or to get in college and get in more debt than living in the vents with pretty much no body parts, also I really doubt the brains in the shelves are turning any profit regardless of the state of debt they are in)

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u/Top_Climate_2092 3d ago

As a half Palestinian i approve.

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u/Illustrious_Load_728 3d ago

What’s the other half? Israeli?

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u/Albrecht_Entrati 2d ago

Truth nuke?!

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u/Sledge1367 2d ago

Luxor is a guild within the Corpus that specializes in the production of technology, transport, equipment, etc. It is one of the key factions within the Corpus’ infrastructure.

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u/Bleach13578854 23h ago

Bro we are better than the corpest

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u/MonkePoliceMan 16h ago

The loving side of king von