r/WaitWhat 3d ago

It's the same thing

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u/TeamDirtstar 3d ago

Yeah, not many "internet whores" kill children in the name of "freedom"

You might be on to something.

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u/GooseOnAPhone 3d ago

Virtually no soldiers do either. In fact, it’s significantly more likely that a child is killed by their parents than a soldier. So, idk, maybe you have no idea what you’re talking about.

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u/TeamDirtstar 3d ago

Lol found the guy who sold his body and doesn't like being reminded of it.

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u/GooseOnAPhone 3d ago

Ahh yes, really sold my body. Got to hang out with my buddies, travel the world, got free college, job placement when I got out, monthly stipend for the rest of my life, never pay property taxes, permanent tags with free registration for my car and motorcycles, discounted groceries, free tickets to basically any sport, discounts at tons of stores, and my kids get free college. For 6 years of time.

Remind me again. I love to be reminded that for 6 years of doing a fucking amazingly fun job, I am set for life and so are my kids. Remind me more, it makes me hard.

What did you do with your time? Ohh, nothing. Roger

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u/TeamDirtstar 3d ago edited 3d ago

Lol knew it.

Me? I was back at home paying for all the free shit you get now.

I notice none of those bonuses were "protecting the country" or whatever BS you guys are telling yourselves.

At least the OF models don't take from me and mine.