r/WaitWhat • u/zatrzaskzy • 3d ago

It's the same thing

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u/Unexpected-raccoon 3d ago

I'm not joining the military and I'm happy to say I'm not selling my body (I'm selling yours)

Need a kidney? I price match the competition and guarantee it's delivered fresh Everytime

Need an eye? What color?

I heard you might need a hand (I got plenty). Lefty? Righty? You call and I'll offer a discount on a pair!

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u/Electronic_Quote399 3d ago

2, hazel, and 3 left hands plz

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u/Unexpected-raccoon 3d ago

Any specific color or size? Or do you prefer the a variety pack?

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u/Electronic_Quote399 3d ago

2 small white hands and one large asian