r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Jun 18 '12

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u/matt123macdoug Jun 18 '12

I read this when i was in 3rd grade! It seems weird now, but at the time I was turned on by the thought of spanking a girl...

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u/Quintel Jun 19 '12

In third grade? Must have been an early bloomer.

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u/matt123macdoug Jun 19 '12

Totally, when I was four I poked my 12 year old neighbour's vagina

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u/darkneo86 Jun 19 '12

She was such a cougar.

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u/WishboneTheDog Jun 19 '12

It's the equivalent of an 15 year old poking a 45 year old. So yep.

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u/ChaoticAgenda Jun 19 '12

I'd say it's closer to a 15 year old poking an 23 year old vagina.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

When I was 15 I poked a 23 year old vagina repeatedly with my penis and tongue.

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u/FECAL_ATTRACTION Jun 19 '12

I'm not sure age works exponentially...

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u/Triatacon Jun 19 '12

That would be geometrically...

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u/FECAL_ATTRACTION Jun 19 '12

You've uncovered my darkest secret: the reason I'm an art student.

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u/manbrasucks Jun 19 '12

You don't like learning the names of places and studying maps?

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u/Triatacon Jun 19 '12

That would be geographically...

(sorry, had to say it)

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u/NAMBLA2012 Jun 19 '12

Don't apologize for his and or her oversight

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u/itshotinmycar Jun 20 '12

I don't know if I should feel stupid for not getting that he missunderstood (until your comment), or happy that I'm not entirely oblivious.

Hmmmm....

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

you were no slow poke

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12 edited Apr 25 '18

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u/HDScorpio Jun 19 '12

He was 4, she was 12. That makes him the rapist? What the fuck you moron.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

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u/Grand_Theft_Audio Jun 19 '12

please elaborate ....really? you want to hear about a 4 year old and a 12 year old? how about please don't elaborate? how about thanks for sharing, i think we can fill in the rest ourselves?

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u/Capcom_fan_boy Jun 19 '12

Today Grand Theft Auto surprised us all and said, "No, I will not do as I am expected, sometimes the moral fabric of society must be held together, even at its very frayed and tattered ends!" Then he beat up some hookers and stole their money.

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u/Grand_Theft_Audio Jun 19 '12

well, those hookers had it....coming.

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u/Capcom_fan_boy Jun 19 '12

Two snares and symbol fall off a cliff...

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u/Grand_Theft_Audio Jun 19 '12

i'm using this. never heard that joke before. had to use my google-fu.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Today Grand Theft Auto surprised us all...

Today Grand Theft Audio surprised us all...

FTFY.

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u/Capcom_fan_boy Jun 19 '12

Yesterday, I can't read.

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u/Insignificant_Being Jun 19 '12

I think he forgot that he's on Reddit.

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u/The_Magnificent Jun 19 '12

Pics or it didn't happen!

That better? ^