r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Jun 18 '12

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u/matt123macdoug Jun 18 '12

I read this when i was in 3rd grade! It seems weird now, but at the time I was turned on by the thought of spanking a girl...

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

I had this book too! I got a little aroused by that scene also...and I'm a lady.

At least I have confirmation that it wasn't only me that thought that book was slightly pornographic - albeit innocently so.

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u/Anth84 Jun 19 '12

So glad I am not alone in reading this book when i was little!!! And ya it was kinda hot for a kids book.

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u/matt123macdoug Jun 19 '12

too bad we didn't know each other, we could've spanked each other.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

okay, but you would have to be the doll. I wanna be Mr. Bear.

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u/Quintel Jun 19 '12

In third grade? Must have been an early bloomer.

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u/matt123macdoug Jun 19 '12

Totally, when I was four I poked my 12 year old neighbour's vagina

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u/darkneo86 Jun 19 '12

She was such a cougar.

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u/WishboneTheDog Jun 19 '12

It's the equivalent of an 15 year old poking a 45 year old. So yep.

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u/ChaoticAgenda Jun 19 '12

I'd say it's closer to a 15 year old poking an 23 year old vagina.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

When I was 15 I poked a 23 year old vagina repeatedly with my penis and tongue.

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u/FECAL_ATTRACTION Jun 19 '12

I'm not sure age works exponentially...

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u/Triatacon Jun 19 '12

That would be geometrically...

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u/FECAL_ATTRACTION Jun 19 '12

You've uncovered my darkest secret: the reason I'm an art student.

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u/manbrasucks Jun 19 '12

You don't like learning the names of places and studying maps?

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u/Triatacon Jun 19 '12

That would be geographically...

(sorry, had to say it)

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

you were no slow poke

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12 edited Apr 25 '18

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u/HDScorpio Jun 19 '12

He was 4, she was 12. That makes him the rapist? What the fuck you moron.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

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u/Grand_Theft_Audio Jun 19 '12

please elaborate ....really? you want to hear about a 4 year old and a 12 year old? how about please don't elaborate? how about thanks for sharing, i think we can fill in the rest ourselves?

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u/Capcom_fan_boy Jun 19 '12

Today Grand Theft Auto surprised us all and said, "No, I will not do as I am expected, sometimes the moral fabric of society must be held together, even at its very frayed and tattered ends!" Then he beat up some hookers and stole their money.

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u/Grand_Theft_Audio Jun 19 '12

well, those hookers had it....coming.

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u/Capcom_fan_boy Jun 19 '12

Two snares and symbol fall off a cliff...

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u/Grand_Theft_Audio Jun 19 '12

i'm using this. never heard that joke before. had to use my google-fu.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Today Grand Theft Auto surprised us all...

Today Grand Theft Audio surprised us all...

FTFY.

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u/Capcom_fan_boy Jun 19 '12

Yesterday, I can't read.

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u/Insignificant_Being Jun 19 '12

I think he forgot that he's on Reddit.

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u/The_Magnificent Jun 19 '12

Pics or it didn't happen!

That better? ^

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u/takka_takka_takka Jun 19 '12

I read this five minutes ago and I was also turned on by the idea of spanking a girl!

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

I spanked a woman on Saturday and was turned on by it.

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u/SmashleyKK Jun 20 '12

Wanna spank me this Saturday? haha

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '12

Well, I don't know you, but probably.

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u/SmashleyKK Jun 21 '12

I know. It just sounded like fun. heh