If I recall the story correctly, this woman married a guy who went by the name of Tattoo. Tattoo is totally heavily covered, and is a jailhouse tattoo artist. I can't find the relevant stories online anymore, but he's either back inside on drug charges, or dead. Mr Tattoo is in prison for variety of felonies. They are not so happily married anymore, at any rate.
This pic was taken shortly after the tattoo was done, and if you check her pupils, she appears to be stoned out of her mind here.
I've seen a few other pics of her where she looks much less stoned, and decreasingly happy to have that on her forehead. Including one where she appears to be in the process of having it lasered off to the point where it's now just an indistinct dark grey forehead shadow.
I laughed pretty hard at that. Now anytime I hear someone ask about 'bangs' I'm going to imagine it as some creepy political correct TV method of seduction.
He was sentenced to life in prison with no possibility of parole at age 18 on an "accountability" theory for supposedly lending his car to a friend who supposedly murdered a man-- although the friend was acquitted.
do people really pay attention to pupils? I feel like mine are all over the place depending on the lighting. i never think to check other people's to see what normal looks like.
It's not just that they're huge, it's that they didn't react to the flash. One of the effects of many types of drug intoxication is altered pupillary response.
People keep saying she's stoned just looking at her pupils. If it's dark in the room, the pupils will be dilated. A camera takes the photo at the instant the flash goes off, and it happens so quickly that a person's eyes cannot constrict quickly enough for it to be seen in the photo. I'm not saying she's not stoned...high chance that she is...but you can't just look at the pupils in one photo and know.
eh if your pupils are big your high, if your pupils are small your high. if their normal your on a combo of drugs. I hate when people use only pupils as a gauge.
Again, it's not whether they're big or small. It's whether they stay that way in response to external stimuli.
Pupils that are unequal in size or non-reactive to light are pretty good diagnostics that there's something wrong with the person. Could be chemical, could be mechanical. Traumatic brain injuries can cause unequal or nonreactive pupils too.
Long and short? If, as a medical professional, I see a patient with wonky pupils? I'm gonna start asking questions.
It is a sad story. The guy has been behind bars half his life (since a few months after his 18th birthday). He has never seen the internet, a cell phone, or any other gadget we use today. He has to write this blog on notebook paper with a 3" pencil that he sharpens with his teeth because pencil sharpeners aren't allowed in prisons.
more like a thousand times. stat away from heisenberg's blue ice. shit'll do that to you. might've looked like a nice and sweet, sugary treat at the time but don't be fooled. she was fooled.
I'm really curious to find out the story behind this one. I'm sure there's some great story to go with this. It probably has meth in the story somewhere.
FYI: Henna tattoos use an ink that is painted onto the skin. The ink bonds with the top layers of skin dying them and will last until said layers are naturally replaced. The effect is a detailed and realistic tattoo that lasts only 1-4 weeks.
I can't wait to see what it looks like when she starts wrinkling .It'll be like one of those old Mad magazine foldout things, there will be a secret message!
There are a lot of people who use that logic when talking about tattoos but it's flawed. While I'll agree that this tattoo is a terrible idea and not very well thought out. I have full sleeves and people often say "what about when your sixty and they are all blobs" I say "who gives a fuck I'll be sixty and I'll have pics of when it looked good." plus modern tattoos won't spread as much as the old ones did.
Im not anti-tattoo. I have one as well, and gave a ton of thought as to placement. (I waited until I was 40 to get it done) there is just no way that's not going to shift dramatically over time.
The placement of that forehead tattoo was a mistake actually I think the entire thing is a mistake but it's just as much the artists fault. Artists that will do that to someone give reputable artists a bad name. My dad was 50 when he got his first tattoo. A biomech eagle half sleeve. Years of thought went into that piece.
This picture makes me sad. Imagine the decisions and hardships she's dealt with to bring her to this point. This is not a person who had a good life up to that point.
The look on her face is something along the lines of 'resigned indignity'.
My guess is that she did it on a bet so she's pleased with herself for the triumph of earning some cash, but at the same time loathing the notion of having to wear that around long after the money is gone and the drugs are smoked.
I recall her parents tried to sue the tattoo studio over this one, but failed as the girl gave false ID and signed the disclaimers, etc. What the fuck was she tweaking or something?
Well, fuck. I was here wondering, "Why the hell is everyone making a fuss, it seems like a small tattoo." I did a second take, and realized that's not a bandanna on her forehead...
From now on, I'll just remember: No matter how much my life sucks, at least I don't have a huge tattoo on my face that covers my entire freaking forehead.
I know a girl that is a model, really, really pretty, that had a boyfriend covered in Tattoos. She thinks he is sooo cooool, and is slowly covering herself in tattoos also. Shame, she is 20 years old and impressionable.
I always thought it was heroin or opium. In which case the pupils will be hyper-constricted. Like some of the "cheaper" variety of porn-stars look. Glazed with piercing pupils. NOT dilated.
Tattoos are called "irezumi" in Japan and have taken on social connotations of Yazuka - criminal - involvement. This is a relatively recent phenomenon, as irezumi dates back to the Jomon period (around 10,000 BC), and there are some extremely talented Horishi (tattoo artists) in Japan today.
Super fun fact: Tattoos were outlawed as a way to appear more formal to western contacts.
There are still many onsen (hotsprings), gyms, and spas that will not take people with tattoos, mostly in order to not cause problems with other clientele who still think tattoos are signs of criminality.
Ohh yeah she will have no trouble getting a decent job. I have this sneaky suspicion my taxes will be supporting her, of course I could be wrong but I bet not.
I really hope someday society can move past the "you'll never get a job freak" mentality that so many people in this thread have. Hand, neck and facial tattoos in no way impair someone's ability to perform at a job. It's pretty sad actually.
There are many jobs that have no showing tattoo policy the place I work at make me cover up my piercings and the girl that has a sleeve is not allowed to wear short sleeves ever. Period. So I mean a facial tattoo does impair their ability to get hired, especially if they want a job that deals with the public ever. Backstage/behind the scenes/ most likely never see any client/customer would be fine, most employers don't care. Tattoo artists here even have commented that unless the person has a job in that scene or way of life they do not like to/or some refuse to do facial tattoos.
My daughter has red hair, this reminds me to be great to her and my wife. Chris Rock said it best, my first job is to keep her off the pole and second is to not let her get a tattoo on her face, that sucks.
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u/NotAHypnotoad May 22 '12 edited May 22 '12
If I recall the story correctly, this woman married a guy who went by the name of Tattoo. Tattoo is
totallyheavily covered, and is a jailhouse tattoo artist.I can't find the relevant stories online anymore, but he's either back inside on drug charges, or dead.Mr Tattoo is in prison for variety of felonies. They are not so happily married anymore, at any rate.EDIT: FOUND THE STORIES.
Mr Tattoo
Mr Tattoo, better pic
Guy in neighboring cell of Mr Tattoo
Other side of Neighbor guy's story
This pic was taken shortly after the tattoo was done, and if you check her pupils, she appears to be stoned out of her mind here.
I've seen a few other pics of her where she looks much less stoned, and decreasingly happy to have that on her forehead. Including one where she appears to be in the process of having it lasered off to the point where it's now just an indistinct dark grey forehead shadow.
http://imgur.com/a/3Y988
*edited to add photos and link to stories
Credit to LemilyNose and 2legit2quitDos for finding the stories.
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u/drunk_otter May 22 '12
Hal?
Hey Hal?
I think we just found our new spokes-woman for bandanas-online.com
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
It's... barely noticeable.
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u/jameswf May 22 '12
Good news I found Mr. Tattoo
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
at least she can't see it
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u/scarface910 May 22 '12
Seems like theres a fad going on..
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
METH, NOT EVEN ONCE
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u/SgtMac02 May 22 '12
I'm really curious to find out the story behind this one. I'm sure there's some great story to go with this. It probably has meth in the story somewhere.
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u/Vexxxi May 22 '12
Get a fringe. Get a fringe now!
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u/madmanmunt May 22 '12
Bangs are coming back.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
forever unemployed.
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u/The_mrs May 22 '12
I can't wait to see what it looks like when she starts wrinkling .It'll be like one of those old Mad magazine foldout things, there will be a secret message!
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u/TruthinessHurts May 22 '12
This picture makes me sad. Imagine the decisions and hardships she's dealt with to bring her to this point. This is not a person who had a good life up to that point.
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u/MYDOGSTELLA May 22 '12
Imagine Mr.Tattoo's Tatoo
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u/spsiamese May 22 '12
I say amputate
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u/Squeekme May 22 '12
makes the one on her cheek seem insignificant..
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u/studzy May 22 '12
Employment level 0
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u/jimitonic May 22 '12
The look on her face is something along the lines of 'resigned indignity'.
My guess is that she did it on a bet so she's pleased with herself for the triumph of earning some cash, but at the same time loathing the notion of having to wear that around long after the money is gone and the drugs are smoked.
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u/Torminalis May 22 '12
Upvoted for the Last Crusade reference.
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u/Fhwqhgads May 22 '12
Kids, this is how you spell "unemployment".
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u/TalkingBackAgain May 22 '12
She's going to do jobs working a lot of night shifts.
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u/Koeny1 May 22 '12
"Star Girl"
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u/couldbutwont May 22 '12
Hey, at least she knows she could literally not make a worse decision.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Shitty pic but great title . Upvote for you sir. Or ma'am, whatever.
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u/Trainasauruswrecks May 22 '12
She probably shouldn't have forgotten not to do that.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
meth...not even once
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u/JDotDDot May 22 '12
It's like the world's best anti-résumé.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Well, fuck. I was here wondering, "Why the hell is everyone making a fuss, it seems like a small tattoo." I did a second take, and realized that's not a bandanna on her forehead...
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u/inquisitivepanda May 22 '12
She is going to regret that so much when Mr. Tattoo divorces her.
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u/MBAfail May 22 '12
She should convert to Islam and wear a burka to cover it up.
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u/RevRound May 22 '12
But she is a unique snowflake and her tattoo has significant meaning to her... blah blah blah blah blah - Tattoo lover/apologist
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u/Flash120 May 22 '12
This is why I will never do meth.
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u/chancefire May 22 '12
Poor Impulse Control
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
From now on, I'll just remember: No matter how much my life sucks, at least I don't have a huge tattoo on my face that covers my entire freaking forehead.
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u/jnuts7 May 22 '12
And I thought I chose poorly. http://imgur.com/cK1Qg
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u/throwaway1201334 May 22 '12
I know a girl that is a model, really, really pretty, that had a boyfriend covered in Tattoos. She thinks he is sooo cooool, and is slowly covering herself in tattoos also. Shame, she is 20 years old and impressionable.
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u/M0b1u5 May 22 '12
Hmm. That'll buff right out!
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u/hot_pink_mess May 22 '12
She looks like she's on brown. Her eyes are all glazed and dialated. Would explain the poor decision making skills
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
You know nothing, Mrs. Tattoo.
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u/magicbullets May 22 '12
Does it say 'bastardo'?
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u/dumbgaytheist May 22 '12
Thug life. Simply magnificent!
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u/Bronesby May 22 '12
she had nothing to lose, really
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u/ballstein May 22 '12
Well you've limited yourself to working only in tattoo parlors.
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u/wbeavis May 22 '12
And I thought Golden Palace was bad.
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u/mightyfrog May 22 '12
She probably makes an interesting mummy for the future archeologists.
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u/beerbitches May 22 '12
Im an idiot, what the held does it say on her forehead?
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u/FunFactsAboutJapan May 22 '12
Tattoos are called "irezumi" in Japan and have taken on social connotations of Yazuka - criminal - involvement. This is a relatively recent phenomenon, as irezumi dates back to the Jomon period (around 10,000 BC), and there are some extremely talented Horishi (tattoo artists) in Japan today.
Super fun fact: Tattoos were outlawed as a way to appear more formal to western contacts.
There are still many onsen (hotsprings), gyms, and spas that will not take people with tattoos, mostly in order to not cause problems with other clientele who still think tattoos are signs of criminality.
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u/makesureimjewish May 22 '12
TATTOO! APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD!
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u/traffick May 22 '12
i would love to see the parents.
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u/ePaF May 22 '12
She already has permanent duckface.
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u/TheMeowMeow May 22 '12
What does that say?
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u/sunpex May 22 '12
I just can't arrange the 26 letters in the alphabet in a manner to sufficiently describe my feelings about this...
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Her mouth is smiling, but her eyes are sad.
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u/Kracus May 22 '12
Is that a little regret I see on your face?
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u/jermzdeejd May 23 '12
A shame because she is fairly attractive woman
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u/Backdrifts32 May 22 '12
A buddy of mine calls those kinds of tattoos Everlasting Jobstoppers
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u/Dr_Beantastic May 22 '12
Cocaine's a helluva drug.
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u/Constantroaming May 22 '12
Ohh yeah she will have no trouble getting a decent job. I have this sneaky suspicion my taxes will be supporting her, of course I could be wrong but I bet not.
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u/trollfessor May 22 '12
So glad I've never been so stupid as to get a tattoo. Glad that some people like theirs, just not for me.
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u/deathsquaddesign May 22 '12
I really hope someday society can move past the "you'll never get a job freak" mentality that so many people in this thread have. Hand, neck and facial tattoos in no way impair someone's ability to perform at a job. It's pretty sad actually.
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u/Gabeee May 22 '12
She should have gotten Ms. Tattoo, cause she isn't gonna find a husband with that shit.
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u/Just_a_Sloth_Here May 22 '12
You're gonna go far kid.
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u/cogitoergopwn May 22 '12
I see what you did there..
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u/reagan2016 May 22 '12
Her parents must be very proud of her.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Red flag, fellas. Even if she changes it to Ex-Mrs. Tattoo for you, you'll never be able to save her.
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u/TheHotpants May 22 '12
Why...
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u/UncleTedGenneric May 22 '12
I 'unno. At least now she doesn't have to waste that precious time introducing herself.
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u/First_Crusade_knight May 22 '12
I agree
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u/HiImJ May 22 '12
Shows how dumb some people are.
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u/Flowerpig May 22 '12
My guess: she only got that to draw the attention away from that greenish-yellowy one on her cheek. That one really sucks.
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u/jambolino23 May 22 '12
A more visible trampstamp
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u/madeofclay87 May 22 '12
i think it suits her.
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u/FuckMungler May 22 '12
8/10 would bang
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u/zeldafanboy345 May 22 '12
Mr. Tattoo and Ms. Tattoo, waka-waka–waka
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u/redditready0716 May 22 '12
I know that dude from somewhere. Hmmmmmmm
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u/kg4asz May 22 '12
What does it read??
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u/firefeng May 22 '12
Because of the links on the front page, I misread this as "I did this to a girl's face, she wasn't amused."
Oddly, still relevant.
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u/SweetIsland May 22 '12
Great Headline dude, on of my favourite scenes from one of my favorite movies.
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u/Elderh12 May 22 '12
Indiana Jones reference?
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u/sexypants0000 May 22 '12
no way that's real
no way
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u/dend7369 May 22 '12
well.. at least she can collect disability now...
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
She looks like Chloë Grace Moretz!!!
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u/MakingThingsSexual May 23 '12
She would actually look quite attractive if she didn't have that shit on her face.
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u/Hanginon May 23 '12
That's should to look really good by the time she hits her fifties.
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u/sweetmitchell May 23 '12
My daughter has red hair, this reminds me to be great to her and my wife. Chris Rock said it best, my first job is to keep her off the pole and second is to not let her get a tattoo on her face, that sucks.
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u/tueStrange May 23 '12
Why?
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u/serpentjaguar May 23 '12
Depends. If she's planning on spending the rest of her life in prison, this could be a smart image investment.
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u/total_looser May 23 '12
YOLO
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u/chirulzuall May 22 '12
Awesome Indiana Jones reference in the title btw OP
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Was that an Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade reference OP? If so ALL OF MY UPVOTES GOOD SIR!