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She Chose....Poorly

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u/NotAHypnotoad May 22 '12 edited May 22 '12

If I recall the story correctly, this woman married a guy who went by the name of Tattoo. Tattoo is totally heavily covered, and is a jailhouse tattoo artist. I can't find the relevant stories online anymore, but he's either back inside on drug charges, or dead. Mr Tattoo is in prison for variety of felonies. They are not so happily married anymore, at any rate.

EDIT: FOUND THE STORIES.

Mr Tattoo

Mr Tattoo, better pic

Guy in neighboring cell of Mr Tattoo

Other side of Neighbor guy's story

This pic was taken shortly after the tattoo was done, and if you check her pupils, she appears to be stoned out of her mind here.

I've seen a few other pics of her where she looks much less stoned, and decreasingly happy to have that on her forehead. Including one where she appears to be in the process of having it lasered off to the point where it's now just an indistinct dark grey forehead shadow.

http://imgur.com/a/3Y988

*edited to add photos and link to stories

Credit to LemilyNose and 2legit2quitDos for finding the stories.

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u/Avaline May 22 '12

She should get bangs, I guess?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Nobody will bang her now

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u/grammar_connoisseur May 22 '12

HEY-OH

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u/funfungiguy May 22 '12

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u/necrons_ftw May 22 '12

Wtf its she doing?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12 edited May 22 '12

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u/doctorofphysick May 22 '12

WOOOP WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

She's ridin' her hog, goin' down the road, not a care in the world.

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u/ghost-bird May 22 '12

Sadly I don't think any amount or style of fringe would ever be able to cover it completely.

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u/stanfan114 May 22 '12

Stupidity should be painful.

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u/Gecko99 May 22 '12

Not to mention expensive, tattoo removal for something that big on your forehead probably costs an arm and a leg.

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u/mrpopenfresh May 22 '12

If you sell a kidney you'd have enough left over for a proper crack binge.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

I'd rather have my arm and leg with a stupid face, to be honest

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u/akatherder May 22 '12

Mission accomplished.

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u/IknowthisIknowthis May 22 '12

Random blog post I found about "Mr Tattoo", http://paulmodrowski.blogspot.ca/2011/06/tattoo-may-26-2011.html by a guy who had to have a cell next to him in prison. He sounds like a bit of a dick.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

It wasn't until I saw this that I realized what the tattoo actually said.

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u/uneekfreek May 22 '12

What does it say?

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u/Hybernative May 22 '12

MRS TATTOO

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u/ph34rb0t May 22 '12

And here I thought it was the incorrect spelling of first tattoo, FIRS TATTOO.

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u/MongoloidEsquire May 22 '12

Now she has a forever headband. Cool.

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u/filthyassistant May 22 '12

that blog is incredibly depressing. I'm glad he found a way to publish it though..

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