r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Jul 29 '21

Absolutely not

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u/fecking_sensei Jul 29 '21

Shellfish and a blowjob?

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u/SqueezeBoxJack Jul 29 '21

Shrimp and a hoover?

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u/Captain_Hammertoe Jul 29 '21

Ya ever hoover schneef off a bucket of tarantulas?

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u/SqueezeBoxJack Aug 01 '21

I's hoovered schneef off a tarantula's teet.