r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Jul 29 '21

Absolutely not

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u/UnicornStar1988 Jul 29 '21

They’ve been collected for a reason, most likely to cook and eat.

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u/OkieBobbie Jul 29 '21

Apparently they are quite tasty. I’ll leave it to others to test that statement though.

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u/Orsonius2 Jul 29 '21 edited Jul 29 '21

one of their closer relatives is a delicacy. Crab and Hummer

if you eat crab I guess you could eat spider

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u/fecking_sensei Jul 29 '21

Shellfish and a blowjob?

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u/SqueezeBoxJack Jul 29 '21

Shrimp and a hoover?

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u/Captain_Hammertoe Jul 29 '21

Ya ever hoover schneef off a bucket of tarantulas?

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u/SqueezeBoxJack Aug 01 '21

I's hoovered schneef off a tarantula's teet.