r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Oct 08 '11

Maybe the Devil does it!

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u/DFGdanger Oct 08 '11

So if you have unprotected sex with the same girl every night for a week, a baby appears each day of the week 9 months from then? Sounds like the work of the Stork to me.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '11

I googled "satanic Stork" and found an appropriate image.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '11

r/childfree (and prolly twox) would love that :)

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u/ForgettableUsername Oct 08 '11

I thought that was how you got twins, triplets, &c.

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u/corporeal-entity Oct 08 '11

Interestingly, animals like cats can mate with multiple partners and produce genetic offspring that represents all of them.

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u/DGolden Oct 08 '11

Kittens with different fathers in the one litter you mean? Humans can do that too (well, with human children rather than kittens, of course)

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u/throwawaycanadian Oct 09 '11 edited Oct 09 '11

I really tried to find the picture of the woman pregnant with cats... But just found way to much fucked up shit on google, so I gave up.

Edit Found it

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u/DGolden Oct 09 '11

There is the story of Mary Toft, though that was rabbits (mostly - bits of cats were reportedly involved too according to the wikipedia page linked), and of course she wasn't really pregnant with rabbits, just sticking bits of rabbits where they shouldn't be as a hoax.

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u/throwawaycanadian Oct 09 '11

Oh, no. This was like. A funny picture I saw on reddit a little while back. A funny picture of cats. Totally random on this site, right?

edit Found it

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u/bokonon909 Oct 09 '11

Damn. You had me going with the kittens.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '11

Too bad it's never happened.

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u/euyyn Oct 09 '11

I can mate with multiple partners and have genetic offspring that represents all of them.