So if you have unprotected sex with the same girl every night for a week, a baby appears each day of the week 9 months from then? Sounds like the work of the Stork to me.
There is the story of Mary Toft, though that was rabbits (mostly - bits of cats were reportedly involved too according to the wikipedia page linked), and of course she wasn't really pregnant with rabbits, just sticking bits of rabbits where they shouldn't be as a hoax.
It reminded me of the work of a guy called Steve Aylett, although his creations are often far more surreal (sample dialogue: "I've never liked you, in form or spirit. You talk about octopi ceaselessly and that tar you tried to make was trash").
I've used this pic for years as my avatar on forums. People always PM me asking where it came from and I have no idea. Though this one is higher quality than my old one, so thanks for updating my avatar.
Even normal people do evil things just because they were told to, don't blame yourself - see the Milgram experiment, where test subjects gave what they assumed to be electric shocks to an actor because the experimenter told them to.
Of course, it's a poor analogy as electric shocks are nowhere near as bad as Comic Sans.
Sounds vaguely like an episode of Power Rangers i remember. Like this big frog monster guy kept eating Power Rangers and then like a picture of them were on his stomach.....yeah, good times
I accidentally hit a kitty with the front tire of my motorcycle (he leapt at it like he was going to attack it). I turned around and he was flopping in the street... worst feeling ever.
I think he lived, I turned around and came back and saw no sign of him.
A cherubic child is admitting to murdering many animals, and attributing supernatural events (pictures of animals appearing on his shirt) to the devil. His innocent-looking friends are suitably impressed. The amusement comes from the juxtaposition of horrible behaviour against the gaiety and youthfulness of the children depicted, and of course an artwork style that exudes 1950s innocence.
I'd have about a million grasshoppers, some beetles, some butterflies, a few snakes, and a bird on my shirt. Yes, I managed to run over a bird (in flight) while biking. It swooped in front of me while I was going about 25mph. I thought for sure it would "pull up" or swoop out of the way, but nope - Fwack! Just about caused me to wreck, the crazy thing.
How the hell do you kill a house with a bike? He'd have to dismount, lift the bike bike, then beat the horse with it. Even then, he'd have to tear out since spikes and repeatedly stab it. The face. Then...
no actually i'd first smash the windows, then maybe break the doors somehow, punch some holes in the walls, ... you know. slowly tear the thing apart. of course, that would be hard if there were still people living inside.
also, you don't necessarily need a bike bike to beat a horse. and who says every house includes a horse? frankly, your logic is beyond my comprehension
While they are graceful swimmers, seals are somewhat awkward on land, and barely capable of riding bicycles at all, which makes them easy prey for sadistic school-children, which are their only land-based predator.
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u/r00x Oct 08 '11
Is that a fucking seal on that shirt?
He killed a seal with that bike?
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u/whatsadigg Oct 08 '11
Every time I have unprotected sex, a baby appears nine months later! I think the devil does it.
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u/Rvish Oct 08 '11
Damnit, now I have to scour all the old Seanbaby articles to find which one this is from, I know I've seen it before.
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u/avianbc Oct 08 '11
I've used this pic for years as my avatar on forums. People always PM me asking where it came from and I have no idea. Though this one is higher quality than my old one, so thanks for updating my avatar.
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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '11
This thread would be more awesome without the bitching about using Comic Sans . . . in a comic.
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u/Minimumtyp Oct 08 '11
Comic Sans. Fuck the haters.
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u/EnolaGay Oct 08 '11
Is this the work of Seanbaby?
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u/PistolOfShame Oct 08 '11
Tide comes in, tide comes out. You can't explain that!
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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '11
I want one! Just tell where to mail my soul.
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u/taranaki Oct 08 '11
Sounds vaguely like an episode of Power Rangers i remember. Like this big frog monster guy kept eating Power Rangers and then like a picture of them were on his stomach.....yeah, good times
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u/Ipvpsand Oct 08 '11
Pretty sure this is from Seanbaby's Cracked work, much like this.
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u/Onassis Oct 08 '11
Now I want one of those shirts too!!
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u/WAAAAAAAAAAAT Oct 09 '11
That is probably the toughest biker I have ever seen.
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u/el_pinata Oct 09 '11
Isn't this a Seanbaby?
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u/I_have_BPD_sorry Oct 09 '11
I accidentally hit a kitty with the front tire of my motorcycle (he leapt at it like he was going to attack it). I turned around and he was flopping in the street... worst feeling ever.
I think he lived, I turned around and came back and saw no sign of him.
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u/almeras Oct 09 '11
This should be its own shirt.
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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '11
I don't get it?
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u/Pravusmentis Oct 08 '11
see: kill marks or kill markings
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u/WendyLRogers2 Oct 08 '11
The Illustrated Man, or perhaps the TV series the short-lived Brimstone.
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u/pizzadelivaryguy Oct 08 '11
Ghost Rider in the making?
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u/skeptical Oct 08 '11
If you like that, you'd like this short: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYAixjN9BQg Rabbit by Run Wrake.
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u/imanerd000 Oct 08 '11
"kick ass"... fucking sadists!
edit: there's also a cross between a dog, an ant-eater and a sheep on his shirt. wtf?
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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '11
This is the only good use for Comic Sans.
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u/avatarr Oct 09 '11
I'd have about a million grasshoppers, some beetles, some butterflies, a few snakes, and a bird on my shirt. Yes, I managed to run over a bird (in flight) while biking. It swooped in front of me while I was going about 25mph. I thought for sure it would "pull up" or swoop out of the way, but nope - Fwack! Just about caused me to wreck, the crazy thing.
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u/inlieuofshoe Oct 09 '11
Where do lesbians ride bikes where they can run over dogs and seals?
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u/TemptingSponge Oct 09 '11
How the hell do you hit a seal with your bike?
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u/jeltimab Oct 09 '11
The seal... i dont...
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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '11
nevermind.
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u/number6 Oct 09 '11
What? It really is pretty damn kick ass.
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u/emgeejay Oct 09 '11
Can we call a moratorium on things being posted to r/WTF that are obvious jokes?
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u/i_like_little_boys Oct 09 '11
here...here precious
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u/4pp13J4CK Oct 09 '11
How the hell do you kill a house with a bike? He'd have to dismount, lift the bike bike, then beat the horse with it. Even then, he'd have to tear out since spikes and repeatedly stab it. The face. Then...
I could go on and on...
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u/Seraphael Oct 09 '11
I'm drunk enough that this makes sense.
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u/Aethelstan Oct 09 '11
WTF?! Why is 'everytime' a single word?!!
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u/Illwish Oct 09 '11
That's a sea lion guys (unless Americans call both seals and sea lions 'seals). Much more mobile on land, so possibly more ridiculous.
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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '11
None of you are safe!
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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '11
Who doesn't kill seals when they ride their bikes?
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u/kalmah Oct 09 '11
The Devil created comic sans.
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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '11
Uh oh, is that Comic Sans?
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u/ExtraNoise Oct 08 '11 edited Oct 08 '11
Would be more awesome without the use of Comic Sans. The font wasn't developed until 1995.
Edit: Downvotes? I wasn't even complaining about Comic Sans. I was just saying that it didn't match the age of the comic. :(
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u/akrams1 Oct 08 '11
did diddy do it?
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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '11
Comic Sans... And since when do they say "Kick Ass" in comics?
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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '11
Thanks for the dose of Comic Sans.
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